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A grid with doneness of a steak in the middle, showing Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium Well, and Well Done. Above Rare, it shows increasing rarity of game drop items as progressively less cooked (Epic - a raw steak; Legendary - a live cow; Mythical - an evolutionary tree showing pre-cow species; and at the top is Unreal - showing the earliest creature that emerged from the sea). Below Well Done shows increasing intensity of compliments as progressively more cooked (Congrats showing a steak burned to charcoal; Wonderful showing a lava pit; Astounding showing a volcanic eruption of lava consuming a forest; and at the bottom is Incredible, showing a meteor strike incinerating the whole planet).
Still from the movie Office Space, in which the Bobs ask "So what is it... that you'd say that you DO here?"
The screen from Morrowind that pops up when the game enters an unwinnable state, which reads: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
Circle with three parallel arrows pointing diagonally downward to the left.
A meme showing a post from Anonymous with the image of a child-like character with cat ears and tail, and a spilled glass of juice, with the all-caps text: "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
Warning screen from Morrowind, reading: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
A two-panel image of a crowd of crudely-drawn people. In the first frame, one of them has a hand raised, saying: "uh, hi, yes, i have a question" In the second frame, the hand is lowered and the one who had raised their hand is speaking: "what the fuck" (with the word fuck in bold italics).
Circular pin in Red White & Blue, with stars and stripes, and the text reads "LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" // "REAGAN '80"
Hanukkah menorah on foil; the shamash and first two candles are lit. In the foreground is Siddur Sha'ar Zahav, and off to the side is an open box of hanukkah candles.
Baseball player names generated for SNES classic MLBPA Baseball: SLEVE MCDICHAEL ONSON SWEEMEY DARRYL ARCHIDELD ANATOLI SMORIN REY MCSRIFF GLENALLEN MIXON MARIO MCRLWAIN RAUL CHAMGERLAIN KEVIN NOGILNY TONY SMEHRIK BOBSON DUGNUTT WILLIE DUSTICE JEROMY GRIDE SCOTT DOURQUE SHOWN FURCOTTE DEAN WESREY MIKE TRUK DWIGT RORTUGAL TIM SANDAELE KARL DANDLETON MIKE SERNANDEZ TODD BONZALEZ
Celebrating 10M users #247,796 CERTIFIED BLUESKY ELDER FIRST 10% Agape @agape.bsky.social Joined Jul 4, 2023
@dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" 5:52 PM · Jun 1, 2014
An advertisement for a 3D Model: 500 Cigarettes Adapter Image shows 500 cigarettes plugged into the device that connects them all to a single mouthpiece through a funnel-like object. It is watermarked with the XYZWERKZ logo. The product has 0 reviews.
A selfie, in which I'm wearing a sundress, a black straw sun hat, and a pair of glasses. My normally-pale skin is slightly sunburnt, and I'm smiling.
Mojave Noodle, my ball python, is wrapped around my wrist.
A Hanukkah menorah, fully lit for the final night.