aggressive_beige

@aggressivebeige.bsky.social

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One time I fell off a barstool backwards and the whole bar turned around and yelled, "SNIPER!" That was pretty funny.

Small blonde cat biting finger
Detail of a postcard from Chewy. White letters on picture of a Border Collie dog and Ginger Tabby cat that says "Chewy: We miss you. Here's a deal your wallet & per will love. This deal won't last." Well guess what? My pets didn't last. Check your god-damned records before sending this marketing terrorism to my house, Chewy.
Elderly gray tabby drooling on his auntie
White text and yellow text on blue background outlining the hypocrisy and lack of morals of MAGAts
A screenshot of Desmond Dekker and the Aces playing Isrealites on YT Music
A light colored dog poop bag dispenser on a telephone pole with several reminder stickers. Prominently features one that says "Trump is a kid diddler"
A news article with a bison herd roaming over yellow grassland titled 'Home on the Range No More: Trump wants Bison Gone'
Political watchers sit at a table outside the Senate chambers on 4/24/25 during Indiana legislative session.
Bill Murray in Ground Hog's Day giving a weather report. Text 'Well, it's Assassination Day...again"
Dumpster on fire floating down a stream. We're the hottest country on the planet. This is why
A White woman in a purple jacket without shoulder pads with a sneer on her face
Three paneled picture with a satellite image of a body of water where text says the strait of Bottom left image is Melania Trump. The bottom right is a photograph of a moose
An image with three boxes. Top half is a satellite image of a body of water with the text "the strait of" Bottom left hand box is Melania Trump. Bottom right hand box is a photograph of a moose
Screenshot of 1,040 actual followers from the @realfollowers.bsky.social bot
TOFU Don in orange prison jumpsuit chasing after terrified children
Cerberus figurine of a brown hellhound with three heads, teeth exposed and menacing.
Two women hugging in soft focus on poster for movie "The Joy Luck Club"
Two black and white mutts sleeping on a gray blanket with white geometric lines
Little black and white dog wrapped up in a colorful striped blanket on human lap
Due to enormous pressure Eric Swalwell has suspended his campaign. Gosh, it must be terrible to be forced to do something against your will.
The inevitable conclusion of being a fascist shitbag. Mussolini and friends just hanging round
A plate of scotch eggs on a bed of sweet corn and bitter salad greens
Starlink for $35 a month targeted ad
Cover of punk band Sloppy Seconds album Destroyed showing 4 band members walking toward camera in cartoon aesthetic. Song is "If I Had a Woman"
Map of United States showing states on blue and red. 9 states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, Michigan, Idaho, Montana, North and a South Dakota are red.
Map of countries worldwide that the State Department says it's unsafe for Americans to travel. United States is missing a red designation.
Virgil and Dante. Two small black and white mutts sharing a large dog bed. One is wearing a green Argyle sweater.
A blocked user screen
Red Eared Slider basking in a tub top enclosure with her feet in a split position.
Text: We're the hottest country on the planet. This is why. Image: dumpster on fire floating down the street in floodwaters.
Small black-and-white dog sleeping in a curl with his toe beans showing
Map on ADB-S showing a no call sign military flight with origin at North Las Vegas airport
A wooden Christmas tree ornament showing the face of Jeffrey Epstein that reads "This ornament didn't hang itself"
A woman with a package of loose hotdogs bouncing off her face
Image of a solar panel array. Molten salt tower glows brilliantly white at the center of a field of reflectors mid-day
Image of two men, Roman poet Virgil and Italian Middle Ages poet Dante Alighieri, shrinking back from a scene of horror in Hell.
Image of small bald man who always has the stare of a dead-eyed cat strangler. Text reads, In America, you be anything you want. Hell, we even have Jewish Nazis
A sign that reads "St. God's Memorial Hospital" on a yellow and brown brick building. The end of hospital is sloppily in a vertical placement because of an adjoining wall
Murdering ICE flunky walking away from his crime scene
50th Anniversary edition of The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula Le Guin. Text on inverted cyan and black sunburst pattens
Image of Erika Kirk surrounded by bursts of fireworks, theatrical pageantry and putting on a "woe is me" face. Text reads She's going through the normal 5 stages of grief: pyrotechnics, merch, podcasting, grifting, and acceptance.
A picture of yellow cases of Fallout videogame themed Jones soda on a blue pallet at Costco
The house band of large round white headed big eyed woodwind players in Mos Eisley from Star Wars
The color of the sky as far as I can see is called gray
Screenshot showing Indiana University win-loss record for 2025-2026 season, showing final scores of 73, 56, 63, etc
Turtle pouting by pulling in head, giving side-eye, and sitting at the bottom of her tank
Ligature example from Wikipedia
Image of a woman's attempt to restore a fresco of Jesus that makes him look like a deformed Ewok from Star Wars
Arial view of quad at UVU where Kirk was assassinated. Green highlight on Scott M Smith building
White man crying in shock and horror sitting in front of a Jesus in golden robes in heaven who is Black
Beaker from Muppets on black background. Text says turn down the rhetoric? My brother in Christ, you guys are building concentration camps
The Real seven Deadly Sins on a black tshirt
Dead-eyed, alleged cat-strangler, Stephen Miller. Assistant to Cheeto Mussolini