James Blunt™️

@aggrocrag.bsky.social

1705 Followers 857 Following

My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 35 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities

A 4 ton condensing unit in front of a brick wall next to a wooden slat screen with PVC arranged around the perimeter

A crude drawing of a centipede with a human-like face that's missing an eye, has a few strands of thin blonde hair, and red lipstick on its lips. A blue text message bubble reads "Do you like my art", and a "heart" reacted reply says "I'm really trying to"

A hand holding a piece of paper with the letters "i loye yom" crudely drawn in pink market

"Electricians say never do these things. Electricians say you should never do these things."

Creepy smiling joker face on a boy's body

"POV Female Character, Spring, Summer, Summer Va, Panic Attacks, Panic, D"

A watermelon with the center scooped out and churned into ice cream, it is sitting on a dish towel on a white cutting board, there are a dozen black seeds on the board next to a knife handle and a blue bowl filled with sweet cream

A western rat snake curled up on the branches of a holly bush

Scene from The Dark Crystal showing the moment before the death of the Skeksis Emperor, a white and grey creature resembling a decrepit old vulture with long white hair is laying on a bed with white sheets with a gold staff on a pillow beside it, the face of another creature looks at the older one, its face also resembling a vulture

Top down POV of a black brown and white dog laying on a wood colored tile floor next to the leg of a person with his hand in his pants pocket

An screen grab from the game Animal Crossing New Horizons showing a nighttime scene with a small man or boy sitting down next to a larger 2-tier snowman with 2 smaller snowballs down on the ground in front of it, resembling 2 little hands or 2 large testicles. There are 2 jack-o-lanterns in the background by a cliff with a lantern stand. The boy or man is wearing a black cap, black rimmed glasses, and a longsleeved shirt and long pants. There is a brown beard on his face. The snowman has a few black stones in the top tier arranged to resemble a smiling face with an orange stone in the middle for the nose.

A little plain white craft/activity table with two small yellow toy cups, one has a straw in it, and a stuffed pink salamander on a white plate with a wooden toy fork. To the left are 2 stuffed toys: a pink rabbit and a bright pink heart with a smiley face

Elrond and Galadriel in between shots for the movie Lord of the Rings, laughing in front of some grey ruins

A guy teaching behind his head and ripping a sheet off his calendar to reveal the month of July, the paper almost comes off in a clean tear except for an inch of the edge tearing down the side

A hand holding a mug with two crudely drawn green and pink blobs flying around with red capes against a blue sky

A hand holding a coffee mug with various pens in it. The mug has a green and pink handle, and a yellow explosion shape with red text in the middle that says "SUPER DAD".

Conkeldurr

A restroom sign, it's dark blue with white "male", "female", and handicapped symbols, the male and female symbols are slightly long in the body

An Aussie mix dog with black fur on his body and white/brown fur on his chest and head, sitting on a carpet, looking off to the side into the middle distance

Peter Dinklage playing Malvolio from a stage performance of Twelfth Night. He's wearing a powder blue suit and tie with knee high lace up boots, his hair is styled with gel into curls around his forehead, and he is in a mid "prowl" stance with a very dramatized mischievous grin

Assassin's Creed character Ezio slightly smirking, the top of his head partially obscured by a white hood

The Zora king character from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, an anthropomorphic grey frog-like creature wearing a reddish orange robe around his shoulders with a large collar and a small crown with a red jewel. He has a proportionally large head on a large rounded body, blue designs on his face to resemble a goatee, and skinny arms and legs. Seated next to him is a small Zora character of similar color and design, but physically represented like a human child, 10 times smaller than the king. They are sitting on a waterfall in front of a large cavern.

Screencap from the video game Mario Wonder, an elephant walking on its hind legs dressed as Mario in a red shirt, blue overalls, red cap, and white gloves, mid-kicking something with the text "GOOD" written above the point of impact

The side of a man's head and his arm are visible with a calendar hanging on the wall behind him still showing the month of May, he then reached behind him and it takes a few tries but he eventually tears the paper away to reveal the month of June

A crude paper plate craft with some foam paper glued to it, cut to resemble a brown mountain and a cheetah standing on top, set on a dark brown table

a man's shoulders and bearded chin

A small fledgling mockingbird standing in a patch of grass

Scared Luigi face from Luigi's Mansion, holding a flashlight, a speech bubble is under his mouth

Rover, a blue and white cat-like character from the Animal Crossing game series, in low resolution, sitting in a bench and looking at the viewer and smiling, the top of a speech bubble is seen below his face with the name "Rover" in a smaller lime green speech bubble

A 3d rendering of the Pokémon Blastoise pictured wearing a green vest over a collared white dress shirt and a flat brimmed light tan derby hat

A very crowded workbench station with a bunch of random stuff everywhere

An illustration of a simple blue penguin wearing a red flannel button down shirt and an orange on its head staring off in the distance

A scene shown in 4 vertical panels of a man in a blue T-shirt sitting on a couch in his apartment, excitedly playing a video game, the first panel at the top shows a blurry red figure appearing outside the window, the second panel shows the video game character Mario taking off his hat, the third panel shows the hat with a trail of embers being thrown at the man on the couch, the fourth panel shows the hat hitting the man's head and bursting into an explosion while Mario looks on from the window

A group of 5 smaller dogs and 1 larger dog are standing behind a safety baby gate in what looks like a grooming station area, they're all looking at the viewer, to the right is a little red novelty fire hydrant, and hanging on the wall is a long vertical decorative banner that says "DOG HAIR"

A black lab dog laying down on a grey couch with her head resting on a brown and white and black Aussie mix dog, they're both asleep

Black text "I learned this from a clown!" over an image of a pair of hands holding a blue plastic lid in front of a torso wearing a red shirt

A Bee Movie still showing the guy yelling at the bee with a woman in the background looking at him incredulously

Two small craft projects that vaguely resemble lions

Patrick Star dragging Squidward by his feet into a cave with a sign above the entrance that reads "Hell" and SpongeBob in the background running into flames

roadside picardie aurora
@picardie_aurora
me [ 87 years old ]: at the end of it all, doesn't it feel that what makes life is the imperfections? not just our joys but our fears, heartbreak, failure, yearning - those are the moments I think of most now.
robot [ loading euthanasia cartridge ]: that is illogical
8:40 AM
15 Jan 22
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A side view of a cat with a glowing pink eye looking down at a pink heart emoji wreathed in pink fire and electrical sparks

A scene from a Pokemon game, a purple cobra grabbing a trash can and throwing it violently at a bird

A clip from the video game Kingdom hearts. We see a taller man wearing some leather straps and crop top outfit beside a shorter boy with unkempt spiky hair standing in front of a stone wall with some illegible inscription, then we hear the voice of Mickey Mouse saying "Say fellas. Did somebody mention the door to darkness?" then the man and boy turn around to look behind them and the camera pans around to Mickey Mouse standing there looking at them wearing a black robe and hood

A white woman with brown hair, gold hoop earrings, and a single shoulder strap black dress, staring at someone off screen

Sora, Donald Duck, and Goofy from Kingdom Hearts are standing facing Mulan in her soldier armor, the text "What do you mean, fit in?" is on bottom screen

Two people in hospital staff clothes, a man with combed over brown hair and a woman with a blond ponytail and glasses, are looking down at the word "stonks" in white text, in front of a blue stock market ticker screen background with an orange arrow point up

Super Mario wearing sunglasses and holding a green drink in a martini glass, the word Fuck is floating by his head

Elijah Wood wearing a black wig and round silver rimmed glasses making an underwhelmed smirk face

Picture of a grey rock with a blurred image of an orange cat in the background with forced perspective action lines making it look like the rock is being thrown at the viewer by the cat

A colorful text graphic reads "god plays with us like dolls" centered over a pixelated map scene from a Pokémon video game, featuring a Pokémon Center and various nature elements.

A retro C: drive defragmenting screen from the old Windows 98 computer

The Joker from the movie The Dark Knight (2008) burning a pile of toilet paper

The text "BEING STRAIGHT IS NOW ILLEGAL" in a stylized pink, purple, and blue font imposed over an image of Alysa Liu