Caroline-of-the-Cornfields

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Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.

Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, and another man sit or stand around a table with a black tablecloth. There is black fabric hung around them as walls and a few other men standing around in the background.
A woman in a teal shirt tilting her head toward the camera. Her hair is chin length, brown, curly layers.
Child’s cooking apron for sale at Target. Label says “pillow fort”
Selfie photo of woman with brown curly hair in a khaki jacket in the Green Room of the White House. There is fancy satin cushioned furniture, fresh flower arrangements, and a crystal chandelier
Screenshot of a weather app showing two weeks of the calendar with color coded boxes for each day that indicate the effects for several health conditions: arthritis, sinus, common cold, flu, migraine, asthma
Small black and white dog sitting on a rug. Black nose and left ear, black speckles on her right white ear.
Two lobsters are facing each other on the floor while four people crouch around them with cash, pretending to bet on a fight.
Quote by FDR etched in marble: They who seek to establish systems of government based on the regimentation of all human beings by a handful of individual rulers… call this a new order. It is not new and it is not order.
The back of a blonde woman’s head. Jean Smart is sitting across the table with her. She has her blonde hair up in an updo with wispy bangs. She’s wearing a green sequin suit.
Blonde woman with a flat part and long hair. She has a white dress on and is holding up a cross necklace.
Woman driving with a white Labrador in the seat behind her
A thumb and three fingertips touching with pink nail polish and nails that just reach past the edge of the fingertips.
Screenshot of a weather app that says the temperature is 76 degrees F with 89% humidity.
A dropdown list of topics to reach out to senator todd young. The list is immigration, interior, judiciary, labor, Medicaid, Medicare, military, nutrition, patents, pensions, second amendment, small business, taxes
A photo taken from a second story window with a roofline and tree branches. Through the branches and down on a driveway are 6 black crows eating peanuts from a dish
Woman in a pink tank top with rainbow bead necklaces, teal aviator sunglasses and a pink hat. She has a rainbow streak on her cheek.
A four year old girl standing in a driveway. Her hair is in pigtails and her face is crinkled in a smile. She’s wearing a pink rain jacket and a purple shirt with hearts on the chest. She’s holding a pink pencil case in one hand and a pink Easter basket in the other.
Photo of six crows on a driveway with a dish of water and an empty food dish
Woman with short curly dark hair taking a selfie. She’s wearing a khaki jacket, black hoodie underneath and a patterned backpack. The background is a sunlit street of old Alexandria VA with light posts and rowhouses.
A brick fireplace with black metal screen. Either side has built in book shelves that stop at the mantle. The shelves and mantle are white. The wall above the mantle and on the adjoining walls is a very light gray with white trim. The floors are a cool brown wood finish.
A list of iPhone alarms with one saying guest cat at 6:25am
Flier from Indiana Representative Victoria Spartz, town hall in Hamilton county at Westfield city hall at 130 Penn street in Westfield on Friday March 28 from 6pm to 8pm
A three lane interstate with a line of 8 silver cyber trucks in one lane
A woman with curly short dark hair and red lipstick making a mean face. She is wearing a red shirt
A message on the heritage foundation form submission that says “Thank you for completing our survey, Fuck. Now will you join the fight to end wasteful government spending?”
Screenshot of Google translate. The Spanish window says yo soy gusta comer and the English translation is I like to eat.
A team from SpaceX is being brought in to overhaul FAA’s air traffic control system. The visit comes after a union representing FAA workers says hundreds are being laid off. Photo of air traffic control tower and airplane in flight
Screenshot of a group chat from Instagram and on December 22 of 2024 it says the card of the month for February is Wheel of fortune or the card that means karma
A pop up banner in TikTok about the suspension of the app. The second paragraph says We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok when he takes office. Please stay tuned!
A new site banner photo with a photo of Mel Gibson and the headline “Mel Gibson’s house burned down in LA wildfires while he was on Joe Rogan’s podcast.”
Two dogs are excitedly jumping at a baby gate in my house. On the left is a small black and white dog, On the right is a large white Labrador with his front paws high in the air.
A white Labrador laying in a couch with his head near the edge. A little girl sits on the floor and hugs him around the neck. His muzzle rests on her arm
Screenshot of the battery status of AirPods. The AirPods are named “The Empress Caroline’s AirPods #3.” Each of the two earbuds is charged to one hundred percent. The charging case is at twenty seven percent charge.
I am sitting on the couch watching tv with my leg extended. It’s covered with a plaid wool blanket. A black and white dog is curled up between my leg and the back of the couch. Her head is resting across my shin and she is asleep.
A painting of a white horse and an angel wrapped in red cloth. The horse is on its back legs and has a tiny head. It’s looking at the painter and has almost a smile. The horse has male genitalia the size of the angel’s head
Classic painting of a white horse with an armored rider. The horse is trampling a serpent or demon with its front legs and looking back at the rider with a pleased expression.
A classic painting of Jesus leaving the tomb. Crushed under the tomb covering stone are several Roman soldiers. The Jesus figure has his hand out in a gesture that could be read as nonchalant
Classic painting of Jesus carrying the cross. A mob around him is pulling at him. Two of the mob are dressed in rags, with a gray skin tone, and grotesque facial features like a large bald domed head and sunken eyes
A golden tone Classical painting of an angel. They are holding a pine branch. We see the profile and the angel’s neck is at least as long as the head
A classic painting of Mary and baby Jesus. The baby’s hair is combed to the side with a wide forehead and a face that looks like Jared Kushner. The mother is in a shimmery green dress and looking up and away from the baby.
Classic painting of Mary and baby Jesus. She is wearing a blue cloak and the baby is wrapped in pink cloth. The baby is nursing from a misshapen breast that is too high on the woman’s chest
A large bag of Dot’s homestyle pretzel sticks and an open bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups thins sitting on a kitchen counter
A white Labrador is jumping in the air with excitement for a walk. A smaller black and white dog is also jumping up and down next to him.
A large glass jar on a kitchen counter with sourdough starter inside. There is a green line drawn on the glass showing it has grown to double the size.
Close up of a laughing model’s face. Her back teeth have a strange gap below the gums and the sides of her tongue have teeth mark grooves maybe.
A little girl sitting on a couch, with her white Labrador dog lying next to her. He has his head resting on her leg.
Screenshot of cnn news article titled Election Experts Raise fresh alarms about vote counting delays and chaos in battleground states, with photo of voting booths
Photo of FOX evening show, the cast is reviewing a clip of Kamala Harris from 2016
Weather forecast from an app that says hazy sun: smoke from distant wildfires will enhance both the sunset and sunrise
Email subject line for a fundraising email that says crying so hard it hurts
Andy’s crappy friends and boyfriend from The Devil Wears Prada
White Labrador retriever dog holding a sock in his mouth that has photos of him printed on it
JD Vance and a pack of indistinguishable white men in bad suits walking away from a rented airplane.