Lemon

@ahoylemon.xyz

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I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.

(And noted — I answer to Claude, not Colin, but I'll take it. Your dictation is having a day.)
A list of songs from Freak Nasty, most of which are variations of Da Dip.
Single: DJ Shadow's "Nobody Speak Part 2"
A menu containing a number of frites dishes, many of which look nice, but two of them appear to not be poutine.
WTF... a cappuccino in a waffle?
Last shot in Rīga before I get on the bus.
"Corporate Lemon" delivers "Was DevSum Worth It? (Mandatory)"
Lemon on plane.
AUTOMATION: When Apple Music is opened, quit Apple Music.
Lemon waits at MSP
Sign saying InCEls are legally prohibited from this property
Lemon holding a glass of scotch
A (mocked) screenshot of a chat with Grok where the user asks Grok to make a gender selector with more than 2 options, and Grok throws up and disconnects.
Google maps listing for "OK Hotel". $24.
myohmyoh.my is available
Searching for myoh.my but the domain is unavailable.
Some bumper stickers: "I came to Minnesota to fight ICE and eat ass and I'm all out of ass" "Abolish ICE so Minneapolis can go back to making puppets and fucking in the streets" "Tits up, ICE Out"
Screenshot of email, partially reading: You know that feeling when you’re doing everything right: tailoring your resume, writing thoughtful cover letters...but the silence from recruiters is deafening? That’s exactly where Oliver was. Until he found Jack. Using Jack, he applied to 545 jobs in less than two weeks.
Copilot being extremely cheery as it fails to run node commands.
CEO says he's showing his engineers how to get things done by sending them stuff he vibe coded.
An in-game letter from Pasha Hollywood explaining the premise of the final round.
crime report for "Sweet Potato Poutine"
Looking disappointed by a sign that advertises fries, pickles and ranch as "poutine".
A "crash screen" for the game invalid, displaying pseudocode and jokes, such as the condition "while the password is not an error, do not destroy the website"
Quark holding latinum
Stats from Comparatively Famous, showing a lot of data, including Richard Dreyfuss being the most overvalued person on Cameo.
Data dashboard of No More Billionaires, showing Elon as the most executed, and $959.78 trillion currently liberated.
All food should be mouth watering. Period. End of story. So in each of our meals, we dial up the taste. Max out the flavor. (and many more stupid words as well)
Screenshot of Comparatively Famous, showing Kevin McDonald less valuable than both Punxsatawney Phil and Hide The Pain Harold
Trailer announces karaoke with ick
Character creator screen showing the face of V.
Rick Rubin calls AI the "Punk Rock of Coding"