Ceryl The Pretty

@ahst.bsky.social

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Always dumb, always pretty. Friend of Eggbug, icon by sploggles.bsky.social. he/him https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ahst https://www.weasyl.com/~ahst

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Nine Inch Nails - Broken
An edit of XKCD #2501: "Average Familiarity". The text has been altered to read: "Animal species are second nature to us furries so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the taxonomy for felis and one or two placentalia." "And canidae of course." "Of course." The bottom text is unchanged, and reads: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."
An image of Adam Setliff, an Olympic discus thrower. He is only wearing shoes and a pair of black briefs, showing off his very "Classical" physicality.
Frank/Danny Devito in Always Sunny In Philadelphia, eyes watering and saying “I get it.”
An ink drawing of the prettiest sergal, me.
The American Tricentennial logo, from the film Alien. Design by Ron Cobb.
Purple edition of the 8BitDo Pro 3 controller. It's purple!
Two images of Rom, a ferengi. He is quoting Marx: "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."
An image of an anthro male canine, dressed in finery with a high collar. He has grey fur, shaggy black hair, and sharp blue eyes. The angle of his muzzle and gaze implies he is peering down at you. You worm.
The "why can't I hold all these limes?" meme image, but with some of Ascalaphid's shrew monks replacing the limes.
A piece of religious art, elaborately inked and starting from the top of the page down. The Virgin Mary is drawn in careful detail, right up until the artist gets to the hand. The hand is fucked up. More fucked up hands are scribbled right next to it as the artist's frustration clearly grows. At the bottom of the page is scrawled the words "DAMMIT! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT"
A frame from the movie Miami Connection, featuring members of the fictional band Dragon Sound. They wear matching tank tops that read "Dragon Sound".
The "Morphin Time" segment from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, including the green ranger.
A screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077, showing a small trailer home parked at the edge of a lake. The sun is rising behind it. Barely visible, Judy sits at the corner of a pier, lost in thought.
In the first panel of a page from a black and white comic a man and a woman break an embrace. The following conversation follows as the woman unpacks her belongings over several panels: Man: What happened to us back then in Nuremberg?! Why didn't you marry me? Woman: It was my mother. She said I would be throwing myself away on a poor boy who wanted only to be a woodworker and write poems! Man: No. No... I wanted to be a sculptor... we were lovers one day and on the next it was over. Gefinished! Man: So, I left and came to America! Woman: ...well anyhow, you got married! Has it been happy? Man: So, I have a son, Daniel... the doctor, and a daughter... Rebecca, a teacher! My wife, Rifka?? Well, she's a wife! What can I tell you? Woman: ...you love her?? Man: Do I love Rifka? ....after 30 years married... who knows how much is love and how much is habit?! Man: I only know that when I got your letters something inside me came to life again-- a dream, locked up in there that wants, now, to come out... maybe it's wanting to stay alive for something more than supper... you understand what I"m trying to say, Frieda? Woman: Oh, Jacob, we're different people now. We've lived different lives. We can't bring back the past... I... I think you'd better go now, so I can settle in... Tomorrow I'll come to work in your lumber yard!
A screencap from The Simpsons s05e15. Ants floating in space. The subtitle reads "Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"
Shot from the ending of End of Evangelion, with Shinji strangling Asuka.
Constant's reference sheet! Art by Kiguri!
A cover for Titus Groan, red text, well-hatched ink.
A Mass Effect comic by Chasing the Redline on Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/chasing-the-redline/art/Tali-Unmasked-155385870 Tali: "Shepard I- I want to show you how much I trust you." *Adorably shy hand wringing* Shepard: "Well gosh Tali this is quite the honor, I'm touched that-" Tali takes off her mask to reveal she is, in fact, full of spiders. Just spiders. Spiders start crawling everywhere. Everywhere. One of them calls TIM, who is very perplexed.
Bagger 1517, an massive bucket-wheel excavator, crosses a street.
A bat in space, marveling at the cosmos. Painted by reddit user InhaleBot900
Art by Lingrimm!
A still from Total Recall (1990), featuring Arnold and the animatronic JohnnyCab.
An edit of Ty's picture of roo-ified Suski, but now he's wearing a ushanka.
A photo of a textbook, focussed on the text “Mariner's oldest enemy".
Poncy folf Ahst, and his ref sheet! He’s naked in one but don’t worry, there’s a censor bar.
1. “While we gladly reap the benefits that come from war, we distance ourselves from it.”
A faux Youtube Thumbnail, featuring a baby rubbing their nose. A bowl of Cheerios cereal is in the background, overlaid with the words "how many is TOO MANY?"
Two images: in the first a signpost reads "Be seen: grab a brick! 1. Grab 2. Look 3. Wave 4. Cross". In the second a man is safely crossing the street while holding a brick.
sahash!Ceryl holding his sword and facing off against creatures lurking in darkness. He is wounded, but confident. Art by MLarty
Jonathan E as played by James Caan in Rollerball (1975).
A digital painting of the exterior of a house. It is night outside, reflected by the darkness of the exterior. The main window is wide open and warm light is visible. Inside the house, a lemur is dancing. Art by @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social !
A goalie winding up and kicking a soccer ball quite a distance.
The cover for Yellow Magic Orchestra - Solid State Survivor. A bunch of guys in red suits, with one woman in a blue outfit, sitting around a table.
A still from the X-Files episode "Conduit", where pages filled with binary are placed together and, when viewed from a short distance, are revealed to show the face of a woman.
Ceryl. He is dual-wielding Hi-Point C9 pistols with magazines so long they go off the screen. He is only wearing a towel (with a second draped over his shoulders) and he has a smile on his face that could only be described as "feral" or "maddened". >:D Art by @kavaeric.net!
A reference sheet of Ceryl... as a sahash!
A strange purple and black background as an iPhone wallpaper. It looks psychedelic.
Horrendously artifacted yinglet ass.
The "domino effect" meme. At the bottom, the smallest domino: "Yoko Taro lets his lead artist be horny on main". The largest domino: "Microsoft's OS dominance collapses".
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Ahst and Constant as yinglets, discussing something. In the distance a yinged Ceryl looks on, suspiciously.
The cover for the 1989 release version of Nine Inch Nail's "Pretty Hate Machine".
A still from the movie The Graduate (1967)
The final shot from Crimes of the Future (2022), showing Viggo Mortensen's character in a state of divine bliss.
Eggbug!
Someone else's screenshot from Undertale, reading "It's you!"
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
A sergal sips on a bubble tea. It is green, with boba. Behind him is a rainbow flag banner. He looks happy, because it is honeydew, his favourite flavour.
A ring-tailed lemur by mio.lagomorphosis.org!
A screencap showing the book title "Lost Worlds". The authors are listed as "Patrick Wyman, Anon138 Anon 138"
A gif from The Simpsons S04E01, "Kamp Krusty". A children's choir collapses.
A post by @microlith.us, reading "Show Yourself, Eggbug, I Will Never Log Off" The final post on my feed.
An image of Bright Heart Raccoon from Care Bears.
The mirror sketch from Duck Soup