eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘

@aieris.bsky.social

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artist, vintage hacker, tarotist, cat lady, cartoonist of penguins (http://pengcognito.com), writing code since probably before you were born. sharing my little oasis in the chaos b/c I love you and want you to be happy. #Leguminati

Magical fantasy cottage with ornate gothic architecture, teal shingled roofs, turquoise doors, ivy-covered pentacle framing, stone steps, and only accessible by flight.
A round unfolded Mediterranean seaside vacation, surrounded by compact glass-like cubes with other vacations inside each one, on a lightly textured beige background.
Page 1: A penguin and a polar bear are sitting on a park bench, engrossed in their tablets. Voice from bear's tablet: "When you said you'd ruin me for all other bears, I thought you meant you'd treat me so well that no other bear would do!" Penguin (thought bubble): ?
Giant speckled off white egg, with blue fractal wavelike patterns, beside a blue and white building with corrugated roof, tiled courtyard, and blue plastic-like exterior curtains, under a clear sky.
Surreal pastel toned summer day shows a pavilion under a hovering flying saucer, with a traditional white brick three story house displayed beneath a stone arch with a golden alien gargoyle. Two tall cypress trees grow by calm water, with a bridge leading to some small billboards.
A slightly crinkled postcard of a surreal idyllic beach scene, showing a white seaside cottage with a blue door, by a turquoise bay, and distant islands under some floating blue windows.
Page 1: A penguin in a straw hat and a penguin in turquoise and purple hat are waddling up to the Sunfish Cafe on the pier, approaching the greeter penguin who is wearing a fisherpenguin hat and holding menus. Greeter: What are we in the mood for this morning? Turquoise hat: Oysters! And it's my birthday, so the good ones! Greeter: Excellent!
A group of large granite pieces, of a size to create buildings, wait on the shore of a scenic mountain lake with calm turquoise water, against a backdrop of lush green hills on a sunny day.
Wooden display box filled with vintage glass apothecary bottles containing seashells, sand, minerals, sea glass, and coastal curiosities, on a beige countertop by a neutral light paneled wall.
Page 1: A penguin in a green plaid hat and a penguin in a lavender hat are waddling on a brick path in a park like area. A striped tent is nearby, with somewhat bent musical notes coming from it. Green hat: Remember back to when, on our podcast, I said all autotune should be banned forever? Lavender hat: With prejudice! And even if it's being used as a legit musical instrument! How could I forget?
Detail of a ceramic embellished terracotta wall relief, with flowing blue mosaic bands, metallic gold and silver accents, and apparently melting geometric medallions.
Fantasy coastal cottage with sculptural turtle shell and dragon wing inspired design, overlooking calm water at sunrise, featuring a stone pathway, organic architecture, and landscaping of rocks and beach grasses.
Design for sticker sheet of glass apothecary bottles, for teaching purposes, containing alien botanical specimens, leaves, and stylized plants. Illustration style.
Page 1: A penguin in a grey silk hat is waddling through the door of a nice nest. The sound effects of text composing, sending, and being received clickety click - swish - ding!) fill the atmosphere. Penguin (thinking): ?
Seaside adobe cottage in a patched up reality, beside a rocky coastal path; unbalanced mountains, ocean shoreline, and desert plants set the scene; in the background unbalanced celestial effects are seen behind dramatic swirling clouds.
Inverse galaxy of antimatter, showing flowing pastel bands, spiral motifs, delicate gold accents, and light tones on a white background.
Surreal electronics-framed desert scene, with wavelike sand, a half-buried twisted tree, and odd otherworldly detritus, on a bright day with a small UFO-shaped aircraft bursting through a blue sky.
Page 1: Close up of back of ginger cat's head, looking at a web search page of "Fathers Day fish ties", with several fish-themed options. Cat: "Fathers Day fish ties"...? Is this a hint?
Luxurious imaginary fabrics in the process of intricate embellishments of filigree, seashells, and iridescent thread and beadwork, of a fine scale that only nanobots could accomplish.
Page 1: Close up of a phone, held in a penguin's flipper, calling MegaMonopoly "tech" "support"; in the background is a website speed app with "Herring Cove" location, showing speed at a "slow waddle" where fast speed has a "toboggan" label. MegaMonopoly tech support voice from the phone: Megamonopoly "tech" "support"......how can I "help" you?. Penguin on phone: Using my website has been like swimming in cold molasses! For a week! The problem is definitely on your end! I want a refund! MMTS: I'll text the warrantee right over!
Pastel toned mediterranean-style courtyard with an arched ocean view and tropical plants under the soft clouds of a dream sky.
An attractive, decorative interface to a mechanism that guides the terraforming of an exoplanet, shown as a framed view of progress so far. The controls themselves are gemstone-embellished with metallic and agate-inspired designs, indicating a long term project with no incentive to skimp on the machinery.
Whimsical artsy cottage blends seamlessly into the rocky coastline, showcasing sculpted stucco walls, a curved wooden doorway, a view of the coastal shoreline, a stone pathway, and a bird gargoyle perched on the roof.
Lake with still, reflective surface, mountains and trees in the background, under a hazy summer sky, with layered iridescent rock formations in the foreground, with a vacation in nature vibe.
Whimsical abstract fractal spinning stylized vortex spirals, with flowing colorful swirls and beaded textures.Watercolor style.
Surreal canyon landscape with flowing layered mountains, a colorful rainbow colored sky, and a central neutral spot of suspended reality (which turns out to be a slightly grey blue.)
An empty hotel lobby and mezzanine, long after midnight, with colorful sliding translucent panels softly lit with nighttime luminescence on a shadowy earth toned background.
Page 1: A penguin wearing a flowered straw hat and holding a new age style talking stick (decorated in flowers, feathers, and a herring) is standing in a park like area in front of a banner reading "Cosmic Herrings Commune." Straw hat penguin: You birds have been a bit rowdy lately! So we're instituting a talking stick, in order to politely share our thoughts and grievances. Offscreen penguin: May I ask a question? Straw hat penguin: Do you have the stick? Offscreen penguin: Not yet, no. Straw hat penguin: Then no. Narrator: Sometimes there are logistics problems...
Intricate futuristic spiral circuit with glowing components and greenlit symbols, in the process of vanishing, as glass-clear transparent arcs delimit a growing invisibility field.
Whimsical sculptural canal bridge with vivid layered floral forms peeking out from its wood and stones. In the background, a grey-blue evening sky matches the water's hue.
Mystical landscape, with a winding starry road leading from a large cosmic tree to the viewer, beneath swirling dramatic skies and a stylized golden sun.
Vibrant botanical design of a central multi-lobed leaf, with other stylized leaves springing to life from its energy field, against a stylized turquoise sky.
Surreal ornate floating inverted horn structures, above a mountainous landscape, on a backdrop of a winding icy high altitude river flowing to a lake surrounded by colorful mountains, soft clouds, and vivid blue skies.
Turquoise doorways, one above and one below, in a surreal sculptural scene, with radiating pastel forms and ornate textures in an abstract fantasy environment.
An empty cement pool, with mechanical elements sealed behind glass, in the foreground of an elegant futuristic house with a minimalist steampunk aesthetic, beneath a calm blue sky.
Page 1: Close up of a phone showing an explosion. Phone (sound effect): Blam!!! (offscreen): Yikes! (offscreen): What was that?!?!?
On the left, a whimsical adobe cottage, in bright morning light, with a warmly lit interior, an impromptu wildflower garden in front, and a blue door with a sun window; on the right, a wall that is fading between dimensions, with a tree growing by a gateway framed with light brown curtains, leading to a seaside sunset world.
Whimsical grassy landscape, with blue flowers on tall trees, by a free-standing wooden frame with golden curtains, that surrounds a view of a glowing orange sun rising over layered purple hills. Illustration style.
Futuristic blue and gold spiral nautilus gadget, in an intricate iridescent glass and metallic frame, anchored in a minimalist coastal setting.
Colorful landscape with vibrant orange and pink flowers in the foreground, with a backdrop of colorful cliffs and seamed ancient mountains, beside a blue alpine lake, under swirling white clouds in a bright sky. Illustration style.
Ornate cloisonné seeds. resting in soft rippled sand with warm beige tones, shimmering gold details, and delicate blue enamel accents. Macro style.
Whimsical seaside cottage with a twisted tree with an attitude growing into the structure. Textured blue walls, a stone patio, and a backdrop of a ripply morning ocean complete the mood.
Close-up of tiny steampunk dreamcatcher, featuring intricate gears, spirals, gold cogs, and copper wires, over vivid blue and turquoise marbled textures with metallic details. Macro style.
Abstract flowing spirals and layered organic forms in soft dreamlike pastel colors, with delicate textured details.
Page 1: Close up of a phone being held in a polar bear's paw. The screen shows a "BearMinimumEvents" wedding site invitation, with a question "Are you a vampire" with checkboxes for Yes, No, and Maybe displayed (none are checked) and a continue button below. Polar bear (off screen): Did you see the "Are you a vampire?" question on this wedding invitation?!? I can't believe how discriminatory...! In this day and age...!
A cute giant jumping spider perched on, guarding, and overwhelming a tiny house (which has a spider warning hazard sign.) House and spider are balanced above swirling ocean waves under a soft blue and purple twilight sky.
Pool patio courtyard of a minimalist style contemporary gallery, with beige cement walls enclosing a turquoise pool. The space is decorated with sculptural ceramic and mixed media artworks, cactus plants, lush trees, and decorative potted plants, in natural morning light.
Makeshift harbor, with many small colorful empty boats floating on turquoise water, beneath a bright blue morning sky with soft clouds, and a sandy shoreline in the foreground.
Interior of a surreal beach cottage with an open door, a half-bare, half-flowering tree, wet fitted-slate floor, and an open view to a morning ocean's rolling waves.
Abstract flowing impossible fabric, in tangled waves of pastel colors and fused metallics, layered with silky textures and fluid organic folds.
Surreal colorful tree with multiple colors and forms of leaves, roots, flowers, fruit, and branches, coexisting in vibrant harmony, with a background of green mountains, flat water, and floating orange suns.
Garden pool with melting and flowing blue and turquoise water, a spiral feature embedded in a stone wall, and soft floral accents. Watercolor style.
Page 1: Two penguins are sitting in a living room with fish themed teal wallpaper, reading from tablet computers. The penguin on the left is wearing a turquoise hat edged with magenta ombre and decorated with green herrings. The penguin on the right is wearing an avant-garde purple hat decorated with koi fish. Turquoise hat: Ooh! Here's an article about the new mayor's swearing in ceremony! Purple hat: I thought it was a swearing at ceremony? Turquoise hat: And you didn't wonder why you were asked to leave early? Purple hat: I assumed it was vocabulary envy. Turquoise hat: That, plus the tradition that those words are usually saved for the after party!
A colored, textured metal wall with hammered and polished patterns, in vertical sections in blues on top, a middle horizontal border of bronze vines with small streams of water flowing through, over a lower section in a cool green.
Surreal landscape in vibrant spring colors, overflowing with waves, waterfalls, rolling hills, blue waters, and layered mountains beneath a dramatic gold-accented sky. Watercolor style.
A colorful floral stained-glass style panel leans up against an artificial window that overlooks a futuristic blue landscape with trees, curved silver architecture, and glowing celestial light. In the foreground are arranged some irregularly seamed stuffed cosmic fabric balls.
Stylized ornate blue and gold clock with eight and a half hours in its day, with geometric patterns and floral details, in a futuristic interior with glowing blue flower accents and textured metallic walls.
A tower standing in a river seems to point to a wormhole-like spiral full of stars, in a luminous sunset sky, in a surreal landscape with otherworldly buildings, a brick and cement road, and trees growing out of rock formations. The landscape is within a bubble whose edge takes up the top left corner, showing a bright neutral background.
Display of ornate alien mollusk shell artifacts in a row under a larger artifact against a swirling exoplanet sky.
Surreal coastal landscape from the point of view of a perch with complex and iridescent designs, on a ledge overlooking a tropical beach on a sunny day, with puffy clouds peeking around distant mountains.