Angie Han

@ajhan.bsky.social

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critic @ The Hollywood Reporter backup human to 2 cats @ home West Hollywood, CA

a promo image from the Peacock show Five Star Weekend, showing Gemma Chan, Regina Hall, Jennifer Garner, D'Arcy Carden, and Chloe Sevigny all on the beach.
a photo of a screen playing Netflix’s The American Experiment. a Revolutionary War soldier has the back of his shoulder angled toward the camera, prominently displaying an embroidered epaulet in gold thread that looks a LOT like a cartoon drawing of male genitals, down to some rather festive fringe hanging off the “balls”
a screenshot from "Daddy's Boy," a fake movie from the real tv show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. it's a black and white shot of three men all smiling and singing. the guy in front is an old man. behind him, with his hands on the old man's shoulders, is a younger man in a top hat and tux. behind him, with his hands on the younger man's shoulders, is the youngest guy in an old timey sailor outfit.
A screenshot of a People.com article headlined "Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Spotted in Twinning Blue Looks While Out Together in Los Angeles." the photo shows them walking outside both wearing light blue tops and darker blue jeans. also there is some sort of annoying pop up video in the bottom right corner trying to tell me something about Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley but I do not care about that shit and they cannot make me
Sabine Getty at the Met Gala. She is in a filmy white gown but the torso part is painted (?) to look like a woman's torso, with one hand clutching her right breast and the other clutching her left hip. Sabine has put her own hands over the drawing hands.
a photo of two cats taken from the perspective of a person sitting in an armchair. the left one is brown and white and looking up from the rug. the right one is orange and white and is propped up with his front paws on the edge of the chair. they are both staring up expectantly because they want treats
THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’S GRITTY COVER OF BILLY IDOL’S LEGENDARY SONG “DANCING WITH MYSELF” IS NOW AVAILABLE ON ALL DIGITAL PLATFORMS
My hand holding a green card that is the CinemaScore Audience Reaction Survey
A screenshot of two dates on a Google calendar. Under March 26 is the entry "Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen." Under March 27 is the entry "They Will Kill You."
It might take a bit of explaining, but we think the average citizen of Westeros would actually do pretty well on the internet. “Oh,” they’d say, after the week or two of screaming at the constant psychic damage of online overstimulation had started to subside. “It’s a highly tribal culture of people building an identity out of a vague connection to distant, unknowable forces that they nevertheless feel an unearned loyalty and affection for, interspersed with gratuitous nudity? Yeah, we’ve got that at home.”
the “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” meme
In 2024, The Athletic reported that Johnson tried to influence team personnel decisions based on what his college-aged son, Brick, told him about various players’ ratings in the Madden video game series. (Yes, his son is named “Brick.”)
A captioned screenshot of a Bustle interview with Claudia Jessie (Eloise) and Luke Thompson (Benedict). Claudia reads the question: "What pairing do I ship the most from Bridgerton?" Luke replies: "You're obsessed with us. Which is complicated considering we're playing brother and sister." Claudia responds: "Yeah, but we're not actual brother and sister. Don't worry about it."
A photo of a screen with Bridgerton on it. Violet and Eloise are arm in arm and watching Benedict approach. Violet looks pleasantly surprised but Eloise looks like she's picturing all the things she plans to do to this man (HER BROTHER) on the swing set later that night
A close-up of Rachel McAdams in Send Help. She has an "are you fucking kidding me" frown and is wearing a wrinkled white button-down, a hideous pink sweater, and a big silver chain, with a frizzy ponytail and messily applied red lipstick.
a screenshot from my Letterboxd “2025 in film” page that says my “most watched nanogenre” was “powerful, unsettling, fear”
Cannibalism is quite easy in anacondas since females are so much larger than males, but sexual cannibalism has only been confirmed in E. murinus. Females gain the direct benefit of a post-copulatory high-protein meal when they consume their mates, along with the indirect benefit of additional resources to use for the formation of offspring; cannibalism in general (outside of the breeding season) has been confirmed in all but E. deschauenseei, although it is likely that it occurs in all Eunectes species.
a screenshot of the LA Press Club (@LAPressClub) account on X (Twitter) that lists “Angie Han” as the winner for the “TV Critic” category
a screenshot of my letterboxd review of ‘Now You See Me: Now You Don’t,’ which reads “smooth brain cinema at its finest”
A screenshot of Jesse Plemons in Game Night, dressed as a cop and holding a fluffy white dog, saying “How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?”
Elle Fanning as Thia in Predator Badlands
a screenshot of a tweet from myself that reads "game 7 cheney dead mamdani mayor this november has been relentless (complimentary) and we are only 4 days in," with a little box indicating that "1 label has been placed on this content" classifying it as "rude"
a screenshot of All’s Fair’s Metacritic score, which is 11, or “overwhelming dislike,” based on 4 reviews. (Mind you, those scores are out of 100.)
Exes Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck looking very adoringly at each other on the Kiss of the Spider Woman red carpet.
a medium closeup of Anthony Boyle in Apple TV+'s Manhunt. he has a silly little old timey mustache.
a selfie of a person (me) seated inside an aerial gondola with trees and clouds and mountain behind them
a screenshot of the Apple weather app forecasting temperatures in the 40s and 50s for Telluride, CO from Thursday thru Sunday.
Good enough has been keeping me up at night. Because good enough would likely mean that not enough people recognize what's really being built—and what's being sacrificed—until it's too late. What if the real doomer scenario is that we pollute the internet and the planet, reorient our economy and leverage ourselves, outsource big chunks of our minds, realign our geopolitics and culture, and fight endlessly over a technology that never comes close to delivering on its grandest promises? What if we spend so much time waiting and arguing that we tail to marshal our energy toward addressing the problems that exist here and now? That would be a tragedy-the product of a mass delusion. What scares me the most about this scenario is that it's the only one that doesn't sound all that insane.
Screenshots from the movie Glass Onion: Kate Hudson saying "It's so dumb it's brilliant" and Daniel Craig replying "No, it's just dumb"
me standing in front of a comic book drawing of the xenomorph and staring up toward it adoringly
William Holden as Joe Gillis in a tuxedo with a cigarette in his mouth, standing in front of a Sunset Boulevard street sign
Me taking a photo in a mirror. I’m wearing a white ribbed tank, cream pants, and black shoes, with a light pink sweater tied diagonally across my chest and sunglasses on my face, holding a brown leather tote in one hand.
still the hideous six-armed mutant dinosaur from Jurassic World: Rebirth but now a Snickers bar has been poorly Photoshopped into the picture so it looks like he's holding it with one of his little arms
a picture of the Distortus Rex mutant dinosaur from Jurassic World: Rebirth. he has sort of a T. Rex body but also two additional enormous front arms, and a bulbous head and the overall vibe is very "hybrid mutant freak from Alien: Resurrection"
Screenshot from The Hollywood Reporter reading: According to a former Pixar artist, the team behind Hoppers — the 2026 Jon Hamm-led Pixar film focusing on a human and beaver who swap bodies — was forced to downplay its planned message of environmentalism. “Unfortunately, when you have your whole film based around the importance of environmentalism, you can’t really walk back on that,” says the artist who worked on the movie. “That team struggled a lot to figure out, ‘What do we even do with this note?'”
a billboard for the 2025 movie Superman that shows Superman straining to hold up the giant words “July 11,” i.e. the release date
an orange and white cat with its front feet propped up on a chair to beg a person for something. probably treats. it’s always treats. his brother, a brown and white cat, is visible on the floor behind him.
a brown and white cat’s head peeking out from an enormous pile of used brown packing paper in the middle of a living room
Teo Yoo and Greta Lee in Past Lives, standing facing each other on the street. She is wearing a black dress with a button down shirt over it.
Still from Materialists: Dakota Johnson in a white button down shirt tucked into blue jeans, standing behind a yellow taxi cab.
a screenshot of a paragraph from an article: “Right now, as you read this, countless people are writing very diligently about Grand Theft Auto 6, a game that will not arrive for another year. They are not doing this for you. They are doing it for the algorithm. The algorithm has wants and needs more important than yours, because the algorithm is what determines what Google surfaces and what it buries, whether a publication will get enough clicks to justify its existence or a YouTuber enough views to fund the next video. In a very real sense, the reader barely matters, or at least not as much as the algorithmic black box that determines whether or not the reader knows a video or article even exists.”
John Mulaney on his Netflix show Everybody’s Live, with a floppy haircut with a center part
screenshot of Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) in Iron Fist, looking upset, with the caption reading "Oh, Jesus."
Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) in Iron Fist talking into a cell phone, with the caption reading "[sighs] I'm listening"
Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) in Iron Fist talking to a man in a house, with the caption reading "I have to do this?"
Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) standing in a lavish living room with a caption reading "[sighs]"
Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) in Iron Fist sighing, with a caption reading "[sighs]"
a screenshot of Ward Meachum (Tom Pelphrey) in Iron Fist in front of an office building window, with the caption "Just … [sighs]"
A hand-scribbled pie chart labeled “Wilson Fisk screen time iN DD:BA.” Small slices (about 10% each) are labeled “violence,” “speeches,” and “VANESSA!!” The other 70% or so is labeled “eating a nice meal with a glass of wine.”
A screenshot of a letterboxd review by Angie Han of Love Hurts that reads, “‘fake movie that the characters in a real movie are watching’ ass movie”
screenshot from Variety that reads: But others, who work behind the scenes to help studios realize their Oscar ambitions, say Gascón may not have been seen as a candidate who needed to be put under the microscope. “She does not meet the requirements of somebody who would normally be vulnerable to posting toxic commentary because she’s part of the LGBTQ+ community,” said a source who is familiar with the Hollywood vetting process. “She doesn’t fit the profile because she, herself, is part of a protected class.”
A chart comparing shared plot points between Brilliant Minds, Doc, Doctor Odyssey, The Pitt, St. Denis Medical, and Watson. The commonalities are "Emergency room" (applies to The Pitt and St. Denis Medical); "Pittsburgh" (The Pitt, Watson); "Teaching hospital, i.e., hot young interns" (Brilliant Minds, Doc, The Pitt); "COVID-19 is a crucial element of the protagonist's backstory (Doctor Odyssey, The Pitt); and, finally, "Doctor with traumatic brain injury-related memory loss inexplicably allowed to continue practicing by the ex-spouse they are still in love with, who also happens to be the Chief of Medicine at the hospital where they both work" (Doc, Watson).
A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article headlined "Scientists Make World's Skinniest Spaghetti," with the subheading "Nanopasta — with vital ingredient found in ant venom — could be used to improve bandages." The picture, credited to Getty Images, is of regular spaghetti being twirled on a fork. The caption reads "Many times narrower than this regular spaghetti, the new ultrathin variety is created to help make ultrafine fabrics."
a brown and white cat on top of a glass and metal coffee table looking at the camera with his mouth open, mid-whine
A scene from How to Die Alone. Melissa (Natasha Rothwell) and Terrance (KeiLyn Durrel Jones) in fluorescent green safety vests, sitting together and talking in an airport tarmac.
A scene from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga. Furiosa (Anya Taylor-Joy) stands in front of an oil rig, facing Praetorian Jack (Tom Burke) with her hand on his chest.
A scene from the movie Anora. Anora (Mikey Madison) stands off to the left in the foreground, wearing a black coat and a red scarf and looking unhappy. Igor (Yura Borisov) is off to the right in a black puffer coat and gazing at her from behind.
a screenshot from the Duolingo app’s “spotify wrapped” style summary of the year, featuring a sassy looking Duo (the app’s green cartoon owl mascot) and text that reads “2024: Did you learn enough to be safe from Duo? Let’s see!”