Aaron

@ajvark.bsky.social

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EVERY DAY I WAKE UP (29, he/him) Pfp/banner: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/74807256

Jpeg artifacted koopa the quick. The sound you're supposed to hear with this: 🎻it would be so awesome🎹 it would be so cool🎹
Like Blovad at Dollar Hits
Faye - Fast Starter, Counter-Attack, Masoschist Aina - Filler Killer, Add Poison, More Please Henk - Explosives 2, Crab Walk (this one is important for some reason) Jem - Hurl, Running Start, Blood Pact.
Quetzal FGO
Balalaika Black Lagoon
Rick from Kirby Air Riders superimposed over the Super Smash Bros Brawl character background.
It's the cow tools comic
Kermit the Frog with the black hood
1/18/2025: im sorry im just stuck on the mental image of a donkey kong movie having a completely sincere cranky kong deathbed scene
A green frog with a pink cowpoke hat
The facebook page Baby's names saying "You Gotta," One of my favorite images to use.
pizza made of watermelon slices and other fruit with cottage cheese on it, below is a copypasta: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this fruit pizza out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”. holy shit this all fits.