Akami @akamihebiko.com · Feb 6

Remind me to tell you guys about that time I was fired from my job at the sperm bank. Apparently asking for help by telling my colleague to “Get a load of this guy” earned me a trip to HR.

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Kherbellos · Feb 6

HA!!!

👾 Oka 👾 · Feb 6

At least you didn’t cause a misunderstanding telling someone “Come with me”

The Reel Jon 🦌🎬🇵🇸🇸🇸🇺🇦 · Feb 6

“Hey Stacy, check this jabroni out, he wants to make a deposit”

Baku · Feb 6

TheCerberusOni · Feb 13

I didn’t see that coming

absurdistScribbler · Feb 6

It's the expression that really makes this from a 10/10 to an 11/10 The others worked hands-on, eh?

Koyichan · Feb 6

"They don't just Hand Jobs to everyone, but this one took it!"