Akela Cooper

@akelacooper.bsky.social

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Hollywood writer whose stuff you may have seen: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1, Luke Cage. Malignant. M3GAN. The Nun 2. The Boulet Bros. Holiday of Horrors (with a directing credit!). It's a pleasure scaring the shit outta you.

A brown and white blue eyed siamese kitty with a far off expression and his tongue in a little blep
A black and white cat with narrowed eyes in front of a wall mural of birds taking flight
The original movie poster for the film Aliens with Sigourney Weaver holding Carrie Henn in a den of eggs
screenshot of two skeets. the top from edithcharles dot bsky dot social that reads the most impressive bullshit of our time is the topsy turvy way reactionaries have managed to rebrand their utter moral void into "you have to suck it up and be a bad person like an adult" the bottom reply reads quote i grew up to be horrible, which must mean being horrible is identical to growing up end quote
A brown and white cat sleeps on its owners left shoulder
an image of the fangoria chainsaw awards award which is a grey skull with a chainsaw embedded between its eyes with the words i voted in all caps on the side
poll results from the britmonkey.com political compass test where I scored 73% woke to 27% chud, 42% techbro to 58% neo-luddite 47% hope pilled to 53% doomer and 72% Davos to 28% Dubai
An green Lime e-bike on the side walk with trump is a pedo written on the basket
image of the New York Knicks basketball logo that says Release the Epstein Files in the Knicks font
A frame from the 2019 film Ready or Not where the main character sits on steps covered in blood smoking a cigarette a dazed look in her eyes
Extreme close up of a cat’s face looking into camera as if it were right in your face
a screenshot of two skeets together the top from cheryl ynn eaton that says "god, it's like one good thing to every nine abominable things--and I really need an adjustment on this ratio because I cannot live like this." The second from jared yates sexton that reads "this day can positively go fuck itself"
A screenshot of the poster for the 1999 Fox tv series Action with Illeana Douglas, Jay Mohr and Budyd Hacket
an e-bike parked on the sidewalk has been vandalized to read “fuck trump”
screenshot of variety article about Conan O'Brien with a revised headline that reads "Conan O'Brien partners with A.i. cybersecurity firm for 15-part training series" above a photo of Conan O'Brien
A brown and white siamese cat lies in bed
A black and white cat lies in bed with her paw over her eyes to sleep through this lazy Sunday morning
A brown and white siamese mix kitten lays on a black and white domestic short hair kitten looking at camera
Black and white domestic shorthair lies on her side with her paws curled in looking cute
A brown and white Siamese mix cat stares into camera with a judgmental expression
a brown and white siamese cat lays in a sunbeam with his legs wide open, shamelessly sunning his furry junk
A brown and white siamese mix with this front paws out lies on a notebook to prevent with a distant look in his eyes
A screenshot of a Vulture piece for the weekend box office where they discuss the devil wears prada 2 beating mortal kombat 2 with the corrected character of johnny cage and not luke cage
a screenshot of a Vulture article about the devil wears prada 2 beating mortal kombat 2 at the box office. In the first paragraph of the piece the author mistakingly says “Stanley Tucci TKO’d Luke Cage” Luke Cage is not a character in Mortal Kombat, but a Marvel character
Screenshot of bluskypage with a fox news article on ballmaxxing above a post from John Gary saying he’s happy fox news finally did a story about him
a brown and white siamese mix cat with blue eyes and a half-stache stares into camera with his tongue sticking out
I’m standing in front of the elevators for the new Los Angeles, Metro line D station while wearing a black T-shirt that says ride the D
a brown and white siamese cat lounges in his cat tree with a button that says “fuck you pay me” hanging from the cat toy
A skeet from at schooley that depicts bugs bunny giving a giant red hairy monster s manicure with the caption I bet you monsters lead interesting lives
photo of a group of horror nerds, including yours truly, sitting in a private theater with their hands in the air like they just don’t care
A picture of a bucket of bud light in the foreground, with the author in the background cringing and looking disappointed while holding a bud light.
A person in a horse head with long black hair, wearing a white dress is on stage with Wet Leg at Coachella
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
A brown and white siamese mix with blue eyes looks down at camera with an incredulous expression cause he’s hangry
A pack of Twizzlers is next to a keyboard
Shot from Starship Troopers with male and female characters in a unisex shower. Male character at forefront is speaking with the closed caption saying I’m gonna be a writer. A writer’s got a right to be nosy.
the four commentators for CBS march madness sit around their desk with a disturbing, nightmare inducing humaniod basketball wearing a tiara at the right end.
The neon poster for 1000 Women in Horror with a woman coming out of an 80s TV
A brown and white Siamese mix cat lies on its back, furry belly exposed on a gray bathmat
an image of a pokemon village with birds and trees and a lake with fish with colorful font that reads double cheeked up
A black and white domestic shorthair lies on my legs, pinning me to the couch for the foreseeable future
a brown and white siamese mix kitty with blue eyes and a half-stache stares at camera
A black and white cat lies sleeping on my legs which are crossed at the ankle and seriously numb
A brown and white cat sleeps on the foot of the author’s top right leg
email to gallup that reads I saw the news this morning that Gallup, a trusted institution for public polling, is ending its presidential approval polls after eighty-eight years. No matter what excuses are given we all know the real reason why you made this decision and he's currently shitting his diaper in the White House. It's infuriating that after decades of public polling going back to FDR you decide to cave to a corrupt and fascist administration that is actively destroying our nation's economy and protecting pedophiles when you have the power to show the people his policies are not popular. Shame on the cowards who caved to this paper dictator. I can only hope that this is the end of Gallup's relevance.
a black and white cat lies on its back in the sun belly exposed to the
imagine of Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford in profile with a smaller full body photo of Stafford in motion in uniform with the title of MVP
image of a cute cat with wide pupils staring straight into camera, like it’s staring at the viewer, with the caption have you ever wondered what I named you
a screenshot of a reply from bluesky account Cake Stomper at tomtrainer dot bsky dot social with the comment post thru it libtard posted today.
question and answer on a deadline interview with HBO chief Casey Bloys. Deadline: is the success of the pitt a lesson that you don't have to spend twenty million an episode to get a big commercially successful and acclaimed show? Bloys: I don't know if it's a lesson so much as it's the history of television, there is a reason why shows were designed this way. what we were hoping for and what the pitt delivered was more than six or eight weeks of episodes, 15 weeks of weekly engagement but also and probably most importantly in this environment setting up a show that is creatively capable of coming back within a year and with producers who are able to do that. that obviously used to be the norm ans as an industry we've gotten away from it as shows have gotten bigger and more complicated: special effects, shooting overseas and all of the things that make shows bigger and more cinematic but also more challenging to produce. the idea of getting back to the basics back to what television was the people who know how to do that, it's a skill and john and scott and noah know how to do that, john has made some of the best shows with the highest episode counts there are. so if you want to achieve those things you have to go to people who understand how to set it up and execute on that.
a photo of little me, about 5 or 6 years old, wearing a pink jacket, leaning against a wall with a pencil and piece of paper against the wall giving a smile to camera
screenshot of a threads post detailing how to bypass the terms agreement to delete tiktok 1. turn on airplane mode 2. force close tiktok (swipe it away) 3. reopen tiktok while still offline 4. immediately go to: profile then settings 5. perform deletion actions
A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. There’s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.
A picture of a clogged artery with a drawing of princess Leah, leaning over, gently touching the bottom of the clog with the caption help us cholesterol, you’re our only hope.
a brown and white siamese cat with blue eyes sticks the tip of its tongue out at camera