Aki the Conqueror 🦓

@akiro.se

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I flip bits. Mostly bees; 2024 CA state champion knitter; “occasionally impressive”

A screenshot from the opening credits of parks & recreation. there's a conference room table, an uncomfortable-looking chair, and wallpaper of deer and a duck of some kind in tall grasses.
A woman with pink & blue hair wearing a zebra print dress and cat eye glasses is intently focused on something over the photographer's left shoulder
A crude representation of Elmo over animated fire on a black background
High Heart Rate Notifications 29 Jun 2026 22:09 109 - 113 BPM 27 Jun 2026 23:13 111 - 131 BPM
An electrical storm, nonstop
Constant lightning within distant clouds, no break longer than about a half second
An in-flight menu featuring a macaron with rainbow filling
a Simpsons-style illustration of a typewriter with the words "Feelin' fine" on the page
A permanently-grounded British Airways Concorde jet with tail number BOAB
A gif of a swastika on a Nuremberg façade being blown up on 22 April 1945
Aki wearing a blazer, a white button-up, black jean shorts, and zebra tights with a microphone in hand. I’m leaning back against a lecturn in totes profesh fashion.
A CO2 sensor which reads “2965” (ppm) on its eink display
A tabby cat of about 6-9 months sitting on a lap wearing hot pink tights and long black socks
A chocolate cake with icing that reads “temporal is stage 4”
A woman subtly grinning on a bunk bed with a Bernese mountain dog on the floor in the background
A Bernese mountain dog sprawled out on a faux wood floor
A world war 2-era propaganda poster that says "gremlins will push you 'round! look where you're going! back up our battleskies!". On the poster there are small creatures running a rod into the knee of a man in overalls
A screenshot of a message reading WizzAir Flight ✈️ from LTN to KUN on G-WUKZ. Hello to all fellow friends below!
An orange & white tabby and a black & white cat circle the floor awaiting dinner which has been portioned into dishes on the counter. The black & white cat decides he’s had enough with waiting and stands on his hind legs as tall as the counter to attempt to grab a food dish.
A close up video of a sleeping Bernese mountain dog on a faux concrete floor. He is the source of those snores.
56 seconds of an orange and white tabby cat massaging a faux shearling blanket, like he is not capable of doing anything else
Pixel art of adult Rydia from Final Fantasy IV (III US)
An extremely grainy photo of a teenager with blue hair, a horizontally striped long-sleeved crop top, and a truly preposterous pair of denim phat pants. Like, 50+ inch diameter. Also lots of candy (bracelets) and for some reason a weird reflective sash?
A side table with a small placard sign on it. It has an illustration of a person sleeping with a circle and slash over it indicating prohibition.
A chat screenshot with three bubbles from the sender "Oh hey they catered my wedding" "And protests" "And democracy"
A cookie banner that says “we value your privacy” with an “accept all” button. Below, there are three buttons “summary”, “purpose” and “1663 partners” There is no reject option and tracking is not opt in, at least in the spirit of the law. I can (and will) close the tab.
An orange and white tabby and a black and white tuxedo cat in a sort of yin-yang formation
An orange and white tabby laying on his side with a black and white tuxedo cat curled up and laying on him
A brief clip from the movie Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Arthur Dent is laying down in front of a bulldozer, while a construction worker in a hi-viz vest is pointing to a briefcase and saying "These plans have been on display at the planning office now for a year"
A screenshot of the FFMQ UI where someone is battling the dark king, who has a green face and purple royal robe, and is holding 8 weapons in his 8 arms
The xkcd "Wisdom of the Ancients" comic (#979) NEVER HAVE I FELT SO CLOSE TO ANOTHER SOUL AND YET SO HELPLESSLY ALONE AS WHEN I GOOGLE AN ERROR AND THERE'S ONE RESULT A THREAD BY SOMEONE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM AND NO ANSWER LAST POSTED TO IN 2003 "WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9? WHAT DID YOU SEE‽"
An image of a traditional "Hello my name is…" name tag, with "DNS ISSUES" written in the name section
An image of the New Caprica Police, wearing masks (balaclavas) due to their fear of being identified by the resistance for collaborating with an occupying force.
A post by u/Deusq in the r/tacobell subreddit I made a tool that finds the cheapest way to order Taco Bell using combo deals Over the past week, I reverse engineered Taco Bell's API and built a simple tool that takes the items you want and matches them with combo box deals to get you more Taco Bell for less money. Still a work in progress, but it works. *I make no money and did it for my fun/use* https://tacocents.com/ Please feel free to delete this post if it goes And a text underneath that says “Aki, that you?”
A single panel from 8-Bit Theater #217. Black mage leaning over a body of water saying "Give my regards to the bottom of the ocean, sinky!" and Fighter, under water, replying "Burble!"
A weather screenshot from Carrot that says “your outie is a real piece of shit”
A Bernese mountain dog wearing a yellow rain coat
A Bernese mountain dog staring out a car window. The car is inside of a train car so all the dog sees is metal walls.
David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth
A crunchy roll with provolone and broccoli rabe
A screenshot of a chat Person 1: “I’m ⬆️ & ⚛️” Person 2: “UP AND AT THEM” Person 1: “Up and at ‘em” Person 2: “UP AND AT THEM” Person 1: “Up and at ‘em!”
Nomi Marks from Sense8
a screenshot of part of an e-commerce website that reads "keep shopping for dog raincoats" with a photo of a dog wearing a pink rain coat
A cardstock dumpster with cardstock fire in. On the outside, a banner that reads “this is fine”
A screenshot of a recent call on iOS that names the caller as “scam likely”
A screenshot of a webpage with the question “Do you prefer a cat or a hangover?” With three response options: “Hangover”, “Cat”, and “No Preference”
Two products called “Kwikwich" at a Wisconsin convenience store. The sandwiches are made of a slice of salami surrounded by two slices of cheese. That’s the whole sandwich. Wisconsin™
A speech bubble that says “FYl the Roku tried a Home Screen auto play ad again, and I think by backing out of it I broke app launching. Instead of restarting, l unplugged the thing and set up the appletv”
A screenshot from iOS Photos that shows an app-internal notification with title “SYNCED FROM MY COMPUTER” and body “Photos synced from a Mac or PC can be hidden from the library view using the filter...[sic]”
The front cover of a Rolling Stone magazine from May 2006. It has a caricature of George W. Bush wearing a dunce cap with a headline “The Worst President in History?”
A screenshot of a podcast episode of Today, Explained titled “What if we stopped shopping?”
A photograph of a tattoo of a white rubber duck wearing a black bow tie and a white top hat decorated with a crown & an apple, and carrying a staff topped with an apple. In the background, a vortex of blood red in the style of hell. Surrounded by the text “Take that, depression"
a video made from image slices of a brain MRI
A box of thin mint Girl Scout cookies
A screenshot of an empty inbox
a chart of US respiratory virus test positivity of RSV, SARS-COV-2, and Influenza for the past 6-ish months. flu has shot up.
A DuckDuckGo search for “macOS numbers CLI”. The top of the result reads: Including results for "the mac terminal commands cheat sheet"
The traditional image used to show survivorship bias, a diagram of an airplane with red dots to indicate where bullets hit in the theater of war
A video bemoaning the lack of cool hackers in our capitalist dystopia
A screenshot of Duck Duck Go search results. The search is “Etsy unsubscribe shipping emails”. All the results are Etsy advertising that their marketplace sells “unsubscribe to emails”