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Knowledge is Power Friendship is Magic Resistance is Futile Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer. Profile picture is by Hooves-Art Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.

ArieForce One, incongruously placed in a concrete expanse.
A picture of ArieForce One, taken by me.
Meme: edit of the "what if you wanted to go to heaven" meme. Four panels, square arrangement. First panel: shirtless man pointing at camera. Caption: "What if You" Second panel: picture of ArieForce One roller coaster, which is closing for good soon. Caption: "Wanted to ride ArieForce One" Third panel: shirtless man again, now pointing up. Caption: "But god said" Fourth panel: weather forecast for the area ArieForce One is in, showing five consecutive days of thunderstorms. Roller coasters do not operate in thunderstorms. The joke is that a lot of people are flying down to Georgia to ride this coaster, and the weather will likely spite them.
A photorealistic Fluttershy giving you The Stareโ„ข๏ธ.
Kevin, my enormous orange tabby cat, laying on the floor of my bathroom. He is about the size of a Spitz.
A cat throwing a tomato at the viewer.
Smut of the two Schwarzkopf coasters in RollerCoaster Tycoon's Diamond Heights banging each other.
All twenty-five colorways in which Microsoft has produced the Xbox Series controller, laid out on a brown sofa.
Some stud finders on a retail shelf. The packaging declares them to be "wall detectors".
Kirby Air Riders City Trial image. All sixteen players are playing as Rick the hamster.
The Doom Slayer entering a room, declaring, "Sorry for being late, I was punching Nazis".
Meme: a frog wearing a suit. The caption reads: "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that Henry Kissinger is still dead."
Meme: the Grim Reaper is operating a crane game of the type you see at fairs and arcades, which is full of people. He is examining his catch, a generic person in a red shirt and gray pants. The caption reads, "Dick Cheney? Finally, I've been at this for years!"
Meme: a citation from the game "Papers, Please". It reads: "M.O.A. Citation Protocol violated Mentioning vore Warning issued No further penalty"
A Bitspower radiator. The box has an unfortunate design on the front, reminiscent of a certain historical party's logo.
The grounds of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi are arguing with an unnamed wolf with a camera, who also has a fanny pack with Togepi's shell pattern on it. Fox is saying, "This againโ€ฝ Can't we just pretend to hold up the tower like everyone else?"
An ad from Reddit advertising Reddit Premium.
A picture of the Switch 2 eShop. Three of the nine games in the screenshot have names like "Hentai Dating Stories" and "Hot & Hentai".
Red Berry #12 in Celeste's Mirror Temple, widely regarded as one of the most difficult to reach. It involves multiple precise jumps and dashes to activate two switches within four seconds to open the door and get the berry.
Artwork of Starlight Glimmer as an alicorn. Artist is StellarDusk, per the copyright notice on the bottom of the image.
An obviously AI-generated advertisement for McDonald's new chicken strips.
Meme: wojak wearing red hat repeatedly trying to cope with the market tanking under Trump
Some bucket-head DMed me asking me and 20 others asking to check out their Instagram. Not happening.
Tweet from "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals", an extremely cringe group pretending to be in favor of animal welfare. Tweet text: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Underneath is a picture of an anthro cheetah looking at a computer screen in dismay; presumably, he also had to read that garbage.
A phone screenshot of some article from GamingBible. Approximately 95% of the screen is covered by ads, including two separate video ads.
A heat map for Reddit comment responses to the "guys where do you pee grid" meme. Notable hotspots are E5 (dead center), C5 (back of bowl), A1, J1, and J10 (corners, on the floor), as well as G13 (on the cat).
My enormous orange cat sitting on the couch. An Xbox controller is in front of him.
A "Tin Can Robot" toy at microcenter. It has googly eyes on springs and looks ridiculous.
Luigi looking at a phone, wondering if he's going to have to kill another motherfucker.
My enormous orange cat playing with the hook on one of my LEGO cranes. He has just batted it with his big fluffy paw.
An anthro Charizard wearing a suggestive Christmas outfit and a collar. She is extremely milfy.
Shoes with an NFT on them. I stole the NFT because NFTs are stupid.
An edit of the famous Perri Piper interracial porn meme with Elon as Perri and several Indian men as the black guys.
My cat playing with the hanging construction hook of my LEGO mobile crane as if it is a swinging toy. In the background can be seen the hook of a much larger crane, the LIEBHERR Crawler Crane.
A picture of a man giving up on the tunnel he has dug, just inches from breaking into a septic tank overflowing with excrement. The caption reads "I stopped playing League of Legends after the tutorial; it looked so boring".
My enormous orange cat yawning.
I have pinged the Alt Text bot in the replies; I do not have the spoons to type out all the text of this comic page.
The queue for the checkout at a computer store. It extends out of the switchbacks, down the aisle, past the entrance, and into the printer department.
A parody of Weezer's Blue album. From left to right: Calvin, Hobbes, Susie, and Moe.
A graphics card inside a glass case at Microcenter. It apparently costs $869.99.