Alan

@alan.cool

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Alan. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him) đź“ŤLiverpool

Friends fear she's drinking CUSTARD again
A graph showing Scotland's chances depending on how many goals they lose by.
Ray Shoesmith from Mr Inbetween.
Llandudno beach
Headline: Judd Trump releases statement claiming he was hacked after X-rated Instagram story Judd Trump has spoken out after a video of a man's genitals appeared on his Instagram story, leaving his 325,000 followers on the social media platform shocked
A duckling!
Nextdoor post: Ray posts "Can Someone.Help.MeIt.Wll.Come.On.For.4Hour.And.Go.Off.For.10.Hour.Ray" Deborah L. answers "Says site can't be reached when you click on it"
Various Tories in a "power stance".
Ed Miliband looking sadly through a window.
Headline: Rangers official admits club has 'discussed' Mohamed Salah next move after Liverpool exit
The dorsal fin of a porpoise emerging from the River Mersey.
Can of beer: Closet Brewing's Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.
He modelled himself on Willy Wonka but his chocolate bars had a special ingredient
Hill Dickinson Stadium ahead of CĂ´te d'Ivoire Vs Scotland
You are Scotland head coach Clarke… what would you do?
A screenshot the Kings development website with a horrible AI busker in front of the planned building
A prisoner transport vehicle, informally known as a "Sweat Box" or “Court Bus” amongst British prisoners, is a specially designed or retrofitted vehicle, usually a van or bus, used to transport prisoners from one secure area, such as a prison or courthouse, to another.
An ad for Pay by Bank on Amazon: Shop cardless. Pay by Bank. Pay for your Amazon purchases directly and securely from your bank account.
Headline from Wired: The State-Led Crackdown on Grok and xAI Has Begun At least 37 attorneys general for US states and territories are taking action against xAI after Grok generated a flood of nonconsensual sexual images of women and minors.
Michael Dukakis in a tank.
An NFL referee indicating delay of game with his arms folded
A depressed skellington.
Before: a muddy field full of puddles. Possibly taken from Google Street View looking at some of the weird effects on the image. After: Solar panels badly copied and pasted over the mud.
Detail from the Chapman Brothers' The Sum of All Evil.
A fluffy dog sitting placidly on the Metropolitan Line.
Two emails, both from Avanti West Coast. One asking how my journey was, one canceling my next journey.
Wise men, shepherds, sheep, Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus, all crocheted out of wool.
Zombie hands breaking through a wall in Day of the Dead.
Gerhard Richter's stained glass in Koln Cathedral.
A musical snowglobe in the shape of a CRT TV.
A jewelry store named SCHMUCK.
A Dutch man looking pensively at a mixing bowl and instructions.
Scott Mctominay scoring an overhead kick.
A Scotland kit with a number zero and the name "Hubris".
Six takoyaki balls covered in sauce and fish flakes.