Alan Fanciful

@alanfanciful.bsky.social

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Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.

That Vienna Beef hot dog poster every hot dog place in Chicago land has, featuring a massive hot dog on the lakefront being assembled by boats bringing all the classic fixings. The text reads "Chicago's Hot Dog."
Belthanos, First Thorn of Kurnoth, riding atop a bright red bug mount
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
Luke eating a bowl of something inside Yoda's hovel
"Aenarion the Demons" by Karl Kopinski Source: https://karlkopinski.com/gallery-item/aenarion-the-demons/ Black and white art of a lone elven warrior charging a hulking daemon a perilous cliff face. In the background a dragon is entwined with an equally massive daemon.
Gary Johnson getting booed for suggesting people be tested before being allowed behind the wheel of a car
Drive faster, Frankenstein! Frankenstein's gaining on us!
Gossamid Archers on a black reflective base
Dumblydore shouting "What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers!?!"
See all that stuff in there Homer? That’s why your Grogu never worked.
Render of some kinda malicious looking character standing in the poolrooms
wint @dril thats right bitch. i single handedly rescued the constitution of the united stats...AND I DID IT WITH OUT USING POLITICS !!
Trending 1. Political Ambition 2. Obama in Canada
Grove Guardian (2026) model, painted in earthy tones, blue carapaced worms slither along the base, bright gem-like pink roses bloom around a light brown tree and tree spirit.
Leon's hand, covered in a necrotic-looking infection
Anton Chigurh on the phone
Two units of spite revenants, ghostly blue elve-like entities sprouting from humanoid-shaped bark-covered tree bodies.
5 standard GW tree revenants, they're painted with earthy bark tones for their tree components, and a ghostly teal for the protruding spirit
@HulkHogan Poop in my gym brother HH
Demon's Souls boss defeated text reading: "DELI MEAT SLICED You shall obtain the mesquite smoked turkey... and a sandwich that is beyond human imagination."
Ryan Gosling, 2014 and 2017 dreamboat of the year, smiling
And I said, "Wait a second, I know the synthesizer Why don't I use the synthesizer which is the sound of the future?" - "Giorgio by Moroder" Daft Punk
Daniel Craig, about to introduce the Weeknd on SNL
Halo Reach cover
wint @dril go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
Homer's drunken scribbling love letter to marge
And Tiny Tim Who did not die - Muppet Christmas Carol
I've thought long and hard about cryptids and I've decided it's not something I need to do
The least ergonomic controller ever, in the shape of a zombie samurai.
Comic panel of Godzilla making an uncontested finger roll in some kind of canyon with massive to-scale rim and backboard. Godzilla wears sneakers tailored to his giant monster feet. Text box in the upper left accurately reads "GODZILLA GOT BUSY."
Totoro with overlaid text "Inexhaustible compassion and mirth"
OREALI, RUNE OF THE WIND Oreali calls on spirits of the ephemeral winds to speed your allies and impede your enemies. Depict this rune once the enemy is close to disrupt their attacks with violent gusts. Pick up to 2 friendly Lumineth Realm-Lords units for each instance of this rune depicted on your battle scripture to be the targets. Subtract 1 from hit rolls for attacks made by enemy units while they are in combat with any of the targets.
Dr. Steve Brule, offering a helpful suggestion. For your health.
Scene from Futurama where a man riding a giant spider as it scuttles out of the bullpen.
Inanimate Carbon Rod
5 heavy intercessor space marines models (by Games Workshop) painted in the black, silver and white colors of Iron Hands.
Dark Souls text "Day endured"
Screengrab from Columbo with the caption "Just ordering some chili." From Season 2 Episode 2 "Greenhouse Jungle"
Two sets of awakened wlydwood trees by Games Workshop
Screenshot of Rose taking Dawson as her last name from Titanic.
"what's going on with the economy" Reply: "Dont worry kitten" "okay" "yay"
Man eating a gigantic gummy worm
Vanari Lord Regent (2026) model painted in the colors of the great nation of Alumnia (deep red with white accents) underneath warm golden armor
The Cryptkeeper
"No wonder Trump made me head shield guy."
George Bush being told about 9/11 image
A squad of assault terminators and regular terminators led by Caanok Var
Space marine assault terminators (2025) painted in Iron hands colors, jet black armor with silver and gray accents, white helmets and thunder hammers.
Rich Piana saying "come on lets get big come on"
Controversies On October 30, 2003 the city of Pittsburgh served as the punch line of a strip about tourism destinations based on smells. Offended residents of the area deluged the author with negative feedback that included death threats.
Jeremy Allen White screaming meme
3 trees of the awakened wyldwood set arranged in a circular formation
Oscar from Shark Tale
Watchmen comic panel, text reading "It's November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."
Space Marine Terminator models (2023) painted in the Iron Hands chapter scheme: all black armor with silver and stone accents and white casings on their weapons.