Alan

@alanfirecat.bsky.social

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artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron he/they/she i like to be ironic i follow purple people (sometimes)

"Happy 4th" artwork featuring my sona tied up to a large firework with a lit fuse
7Zip file of 659 GB
7-zip running Elapsed time: 09:46:10 Remaining time: 11:27:03 | Total size: 802 GB
bengal cat of house cat size sitting on my bed
7 sticks of computer memory (RAM) 4 sticks of DDR4 8 GB | 1 stick of DDR3L 8 GB | 2 sticks of DDR4 4 GB
walter white in car yelling at hank meme
my sona tied to a giant firework by a rope with the fuse lit, text that says "Happy New Year! :D" dated to 12/30/24
same thing as quoted image except 5 minutes later and the blood sugar reading is 58 mg/dL
the Dexcom G6 app, a continuous glucose monitor, reading a blood sugar chart trending down, currently at 68 mg/dL
screenshot of text box on iphone where i originally wrote "i have almost the worst", but my phone "corrected" it to "i have 'almond the' worst"
backside of kellogg's cereal which says: WE DID THE MATH DONUT HOLES ARE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO DELIVER MORE GLAZE! followed by 3d model diagrams of a sphere and a torus, accompanied by mathematical formulas
anthropomorphic orange fox with black paws and black top of the head and black tail tip starin at viewer
my drawing of abby transit_simp's fursona, a yellow and white fox with pink hair and a bowtie looking back wearily and fearfully at the thought of turning 20 (old mf)
headshot of my fursona (purple cat) in a fall setting with a leaf on their nose art by tetsudragons
my discord status that says "i've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days" which is a statement made by papa johns founder john schnatter sometime after being booted from his own company
nutrition facts of a 20 oz bottle of strawberry lemonade from the dole brand serving size 8 oz; 2.5 servings per container; 100 cal per serving; 28g total carb per serving
digital drawing of two anthropomorphic characters hugging and smiling, one being my fursona the one on the left is me, a purple cat, and the one on the right is a wolf with blue and black fur
drew's fursona drawn with acrylic paint on a canvas
walmart deli angus cheeseburger grab and go the patty looks like insulation
caption "ong I'm boutta crashout" with spongebob in the shape of one of the fish from the show
headshot drawing of a blue and gray anthro wolf looking up with wide eyes, and an arrow pointing at him with the word "gay"
weird kid bingo with lgbtq, furry, discord, free space, and tadc selected not one bingo
spice levels at food place and one is named "fire in the hole"
two black shapes on a white background the left is round, while the right is spiky this is in reference to the bouba and kiki study
green blue and white anthro furry named 三七 (sānqī) drawn by me he wave and look at viewer art by alan for 三七是兽 on XHS
digitized drawing of my fursona and @drewster237 in place of the characters in the 2011 album "twin fantasy" by car seat headrest i'm the one on the right
airplane window
pink tape against a white wall with a long bump on it, behind which is the faint figure of a black bug
my friend's sona, a green hybrid fox+triceratops with a (cool) collared shirt with flower designs and shorts, winking and standing in front of her white chevrolet cavalier ls, and text saying "happy birth"
"I believe that it was the constitutional right of the protesters to organize a national protest against the actions of the government", but "protest against" is underlined because the software wants to correct it for conciseness, which would make it "organize a national protest the actions of the government"
pixlr "what's new" popup which shows a genai template of three girls representing "friendship" in which the right girl has a hand on the left girl's shoulder, which would require an unnaturally long arm
BASIC SONG STRUCTURE (diagram) intro verse chorus verse chorus bridge chorus coda
a digital recreation of the quoted artwork a drawing of my fursona stuck tied around a large firework rocket with large rope, about to be shot into the sky as the fuse is lit ; fireworks visible in the night sky ; text says "Happy 4th :D"
apple music "replay all time" Судно - MD Sober to Death - CSH Buddy Holly - Weezer Тоска - MD Vlak - Horkýže Slíže Bodys - CSH Волны - MD
"McCandless grew up fascinated with Call of the Wild by Jack London" corrected by ms word to "McCandless grew up fascinated by Jack London"
xD (AF inside joke)
XHS post: "Boeing engineers once filled an entire airplane with sacks of potatoes just to test the in-flight WiFi." with an ai generated image of the scenario placed above
digitally recreated version of quoted artwork description: art featuring my fursona | from the POV of an individual, who it is implied my OC has pounced on, you can see he has his paws gripped on your body, and he is staring you down - his eyes are mostly open but slightly closed, and he has a determined expression with a slight hint of playfulness
same as quote but shaded so it looks better
second of the two above images but drawn and colored digitally with a purple cat looking up with text saying "goofball"
pen+notebook drawing of an anthro cat hanging upside down from a tree branch
a stack of 8 small mcdonald's whipped butter discs
this (user's oc) in my style, full color
left handed while writing on the right side of a notebook (the spiral is in the way)
my sona laying back with a pan flag
kid thumbs up
man breaking from chains
ordering butter at the mcdonal kiosk
cooking boba
dairy queen dilly bar
hey guys DIDDY PARTY NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
my sona
WEEZER LICK
will toledo
duolingo 1000 days
xD (inside joke)
my sona in a begging position | artwork by @drewster237.bsky.social
sonicemeraldglitchyassassin @glitchyanim
im craving... $700 realistic anthro wolf laying on back like that one format of meme with the wolf looking all cool and some dumbass caption