Alan.Steve

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Lord Polak with either a thousand yard stare or a look of mild reproach. He may even be dead.
Image from Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin, a group of children each with the grinning, leering face of an older man.
Creepy looking orc rubbing his hands work glee.
Cherie and Tony Blair on a Christmas card. Tony looks like he is about to lamp someone, Cherie looks to be holding him back.
Some prick in the BBC Election 2017 audience, demanding Jeremy Corbyn fire the nuclear weapons.
Andy Burnham face, looking all constipated.
Kenan yelling 'Why?!' at Kel.
Good Bad Cope
The Johnson from Peep Show with a look of absolute disgust on his face.
A horrible bastard who may or may not be Andy Burnham in an England shirt.
NBC News Reaction to the death of Kim Jong II Men and women in tears and crying loudly in the streets for the benefits of the cameras and in fear for their lives.
The Times Alice Thomson The policy still don't take stalking seriously. Campaigns of harassment ruin thousands of lives each year, but few offenders are charged and convictions are rarer yet.
Man seated at a table opposite another man with a crowd behind him. He is wearing a white vest with a red bandana tied around his head in a parody of The Deer Hunter russian roulette scene. He looks to have eaten something he doesn't like.
Cover art from Garth Ennis comic Crossed. At the top a group of insane looking thugs armed with guns and knives with deep red crosses drawn on their faces, at the bottom a group of normal looking survivors firing guns at an unseen enemy.
Michael Ironside in the film Starship Troopers, an ex-military man teaching History and Moral Philosophy to a classroom full of students.
Clegg quizzed
Homer Simpson stands atop a pile of beer barrels, beer glass raised, surrounded by an excited crowd who are also holding beer glasses.
Logo of the fascist political party from V For Vendetta, with the logo 'Strength though unity, unity through faith'.
Blurry close up of Kieth's quiff.
The Johnson from Peep Show, a look of revulsion on his face.
Five Ghostbusters?
Andy Samberg signing a man's unmentionables that have been stuck through a passenger window.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
Latest line up is David Tennant hosting, with Paul and Ian, and guests Chloe Petts and Michael Gove.
Large sign from the football World Cup reading Hydration Break.
Ian Dunt tweet when his friend and frothing transphobe Helen Lewis was booted from Ubisoft's Watchdogs: Legion. "As one of the other voices in this game. Let me go on record to say that I'm incensed by this. Whether you agree with Helen's views on trans issues or not, they are legitimate debate and she is entitled to hold and express them."
A spineless Kier Starmer agreeing to every bullshit thing spewing from the lying mouth of Jake Wallis Simons in an interview for the Jewish Chronicle.
Election poster from film Brewster's Millions. Richard Pryor is in a suit, pinching his nose and holding out his other hand as if in warning, with the caption "I'll only make things worse, and that's a promise."
A sign reading Graham Platner for U.S Senate. The sign is hanging upside down.
Lisa Simpson visualising how a hotdog is made (rat tails, racoon feet, pigeon heads, and old boot leather).
Ray in Ghostbusters, pointing at a fire pole and saying to Egon and Peter "You gotta try this pole.".
Martin from The Simpsons, standing naked and alone in his broken swimming pool.
Mr Black and bullies at Kamp Krusty.
Ian Dunt tweet: A travesty. What in God's name is the matter with her.
Character from The Fast Show that thinks everything, anything, is brilliant.
Jay Rayner Bluesky post: My take away from the reaction to a couple of my posts over the last 24 hours: a lot of the people I moved over from X to avoid, are now here.
Marty McFly after playing a sick guitar lick. "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your dads are gonna love it."
A couple seated on a sofa, switching on a TV which spews a torrent of brown liquid into their faces.
A happy little spectral fella.
Close up of Starmer drinking water a conference, his hand is covered in glitter sprinkled on him by a protester.
Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where they create a dinosaur skeleton out of junk, it looks like it is maybe whistling, or puckering up.
Recipient of sex trafficking cash and talent vacuum Emma Barnett, who once asked Angela Rayner is she would nationalise sausages, but changed to ask 'Would you release sausages?' A normal question, asked by a normal journalist, on normal island.
Bruce Lee looking up in amazement at the height of Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Article dated 5 December 2019: The Economist backs the Liberal Democrats in the 2019 UK general election.
Homer Simpson with a look of intense concentration as he sculpts mashed potato with his fork and fingers.
Kier Starmer looming in a doorway like Michael Myers from Halloween.
Sir Keir tugging on an invisible todger.
A pig-like bovine creature with overlapping jowls, lying atop a serving tray.
Ed Balls tweeting Ed Balls.
Speedball 2 character screen, each player a bizarre collection of bum chins, widows peaks, and massive foreheads.
Marge Simpson: It's true, but he shouldn't say it.
Excerpt from LBC article: It is understood he is a director at a private bank and is a decorated former British Army officer who served in several major conflicts.
A bald, bearded Max Payne in sunglasses, sporting an incredible Hawaiian shirt consisting of palm trees and parrots.
Mark Wahlberg in the film The Happening, fondling a plant and looking confused. He may or may not be acting.
White House destroyed by a bright blue laser fired from huge flying saucer overhead in film Independence Day.