Alasdair Stuart

@alasdairstuart.com

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Award-winning voice actor and journalist. Narrative designer. Pop culture consigliere. Podcaster. Writes The Full Lid. ‘Fantastic Frontal Everything'-Matt Wallace. On the board of the Cool Wives Club. Joy and spite. https://carrd.alasdairstuart.com

Two notebooks. One is blue and has stickers reading FENRIS GAMES and ASTEROID LOUNGE as well as a sticker showing a bunny a key and a carrot and a banana. The other is a tan notebook with a Forbidden Newberry sticker showing an old medieval drawing of a mister, a second sticker marked ALIEN ATTACK showing three UFOs in front of New York cut and a pair of stickers of dinosaurs dressed for parties
A deconsecrated church in Bournemouth turned into a night club called Sanctuary
Twiglet the white cat with pink toe beans reaches his front paws to the camera while lying upside down on an orange bed
On top of a basically exploded wedding cake, Chris Kafka sits. He is a very large man with long ish scruffy black hair, stubble and a white shirt and purple tie and jacket. He's not wearing socks but is in leather loafers. It looks good. In his arms, leaning backwards and toasting us with an enormous shiteating grin is Rad Raleigh. Slender, red haired, red suited, black shirted, yellow tied and entirely without filter, Rad is clearly having a ball. Chris is not. Written over them on a wedding invite style title card is BRANDT & STEIN-WORST MAN
sign that says "i'm not interested in competing with anyone. i hope we all make it."
The poster for the backrooms shows Doctor Mary Kline, played by Renate Reinsve, bloodied and panicked, pressed up against a yellow wall.
Josh Johnson, wearing a black and gold brocaded jacket, juggles instruments above a banner reading JOSH JOHNSON-SYMPHONY-COMEDY SPECIAL MAY 22-HBO MAX
Four Italian style subway sandwich loaves dusted with herbs
A homemwde fluffy man stuffed with bacon. Cream cheese and tomato jam
A purple notebook with a pair of stickers on the cover. One is a knights helmet in profile with a red plume and the band EXCALIBUR LAS VEGAS under it. On the right is a dark blue notebook with a spooky bunny head sticker, a banana sticker, a Nordic rune sticker for Frntus Games and the words ASTRROID BOOTH on a shiny background with the crossbar of the A forming a comet
The USS Cerritos, a light grey saucer shaped spacecraft with underslung warp engines and a yellow strip around the middle of it's saucer floats in space. A small square shuttlepod hurtles past. We see one of the red glowing engines under it and the title 'LUDICROUS SPEED!' in the top left corner.
A vast cylindrical space station wrapped in enormous carapace like petals floats in space above a planet. Above the limb of the world the images of three people are visible. Lachesis 'Kiki' Davis is a black woman in her late 20s wearing dark coveralls and an orange turtleneck with her hair up. Next to her, Vera 'Fishcakes' Lam is an Asian teenager with gaunt features and an intense look, wearing grey with an orange harness. Next to them, Andrei Dulca is a heavyset white man in his 40s with long hair, which is partially white and a beard. He's wearing high tech glasses and a green uniform coat. Above them is the title FLIGHT OF THE ICARON
Alasdair peeks out over the top of the image, with the words THE FULL LID written across his head against a backdrop of pens, coffee and film reels
Twiglet the white cat with pink toe beans lies in an M and S bag full of waste paper. He is convinced he is invisible. He is not correct.
Commander Reid Wiseman of Artemis II films the Earth slowly disappearing behind the Moon as the crew's spacecraft orbits.
Alasdair peeks out over the top of the image, with the words THE FULL LID written across his head against a backdrop of pens, coffee and film reels
Twiglet the white cat hiding in an M&S Union Jack paper bag. He is extremely visible.
Ayoade Bamgboye, Paddy Young, Emma Sidi, Celeste Dring and Jack Shep lean on each other on the lower row of the photo. Above them, their castmates George Fouracres, Al Nash, Hammed Animashaun, Annabel Marlow, Larry Dean and Anna Maglano do the same
Twiglet, the white cat with pink ears and toe beans, naps in a sunbeam with his plushie dumpling.
A purple, yellow and orange hombre shaded background with the Sydney Opera House in the middle of a square frame. The ttle WELCOME TO FOSTERS is below it above a small RQ logo.
A dark blue notebook with a large sticker filled with orange tentacles holding swords. The centre of the sticker reads THE CUKT OF THE SUPERFLUOUS TENTACLE. Above it to the right is a blue sticker with a drawing of a green bird-like young person in dungarees and a beret, avidly reading. The phrase ZINES FOREVER surrounds them. To it's left a blue and red STARFLEET ACADEMY PENNANT shows orbital tracks of planets with the Starfleet chevron between them, also orbiting. A maroon notebook with a blue white and red STARFLEET ACADEMY sticker on it. The chevron is white and the words STARFLEET ACADEMY EX ASTRIS, SCIENTIA written in dark blue around it. Below it is a side view drawing of the helmet from a suit of medieval armour. The plume is red and the words EXCALIBUR LAS VEGAS are written beneath the helmet.
On a field of warped stars, a glass skater stares at a brilliant white moon
The poster for THEY WILL KILL YOU shows Asia, the main character played by Zazie Beetz. She's drenched in blood and drawing a samuai sword in front of her face. The faces of the immortal rich assholes hunting her so they can harvest her soul for the devil are reflected in the sword
Baby tomatoes on a Silver baking tray, with a small ceramic pumpkin tray in the middle.
A corner of The Lightrooms shows an image of an Apollo astronaut standing on the Moon. The image is on every surface and a man in dark trousers and a light t-shirt looks on, awestruck,
A New York subway train hurtles past a deserted platform, motion blurring as it goes. At the top of the image is the quote 'An absolute delight to read a thriller this damn good.' by Mark Greaney. Below that is the title THE SURVIVOR. Below that are the words A NOVEL and below that is the name ANDREW REID
A bronze moka pot sits on a gas stove, preparing the coffee that Alasdair needs this morning.
A group of kids stand on a fracturing surface filled with splinters of white light. They're all in the same school uniform, with Bobby at the front holding a satchel and a determined expression. To his right is Tony, blonde and terrified but standing. Behind him is DJ wearing a hat with a hamster with a determined expression on his shoulder and behind him is Nikki. She's the biggest kid, with glasses, pig tails and wielding a ruler like a sword. To her right and off Bobby's left shoulder is Ada, the smallest of them and the one with the most determined expression. The title reads MYSTERY OF THE MIDNIGHT CARTOGRAPHERS by BARRY NUGENT'
Against a black background, a bloodstained ladder with a yellow and blue rag tied to it stands next to the words BEAR WITNESS, written vertically in white
The cast of Letterkenny, beloved and deeply weird Canadian sitcom. From left to right, this flotilla of white people includes Daryl, boiler-suited family friend, Wayne, plaid shirted toughest man in town and essentially a Canadian superhero and large bearded adorable teddy bear human Squirrelly Dan. Next to Dan is Wayne's sister Katy, arguably the single adult in town. Next to her are the two warring leaders of the Skids, local goth drugdealers. Devon is tall and intense. Stewart is shorter, has longer hair and slightly larger neuroses. Both are wearing black.
A light grey notebook with text reading COSMIC LOUNGE above a side image of red, white and grey transformer Prowl sticking his tongue out in profile and above a green vortex of tape with an audio cassette at its denture. Next to it is a dark blue notebook with a red and blue Starfleet Academy pendant on it next to a green bird in dungarees excitedly reading under the title ZINES FOREVER. Below that is a mass of yellow tentacles holding weapons surrounding the words The Cult of the Superfluous Tentacle’
Gabby Taylor, a young black woman in a blue suit speaks into a microphone as Jim Brockmire, her older broadcast partner, looks on admiringly.
Twiglet the white cat, in mid cavort, rolling around in a sunbeam playing with a stick toy
Josh Johnson, a friendly looking man with dreads and a gre hoodie stands with his arms folded in front of a multicoloured background covered in tour dates
The cover to a movie called Primitive War, where Vietnam war special forces troops fight dinosaurs
The complete Waves of Madness, a micro budget horror/action movie set on a cruiser liner menaced by supernatural forces. The cover shows the liner, robed cultists, the plucky leads and Legrasse, the gun toting special agent sent to investigate, next to the words The Waves of Madness
Two small anthropomorphized Lego plant pots, a standing yellow one and a sitting blue one stand in front of an embroidered sign saying DO NOT ENGAGE
A screen grab of an email apparently from soul legend Isaac Hayes reading: Hey - I reached out a few days ago because have a proven way to help you appear in 100 podcasts over the next 12 months. We ran this same system for our own company and booked 933 sales calls in 2024 alone, all from strategic podcast appearances.
Professional talk gooder Alton Brown makes lemon piccata and talks about his love of chicken thighs through the mediums of food, puppetry and dad jokes.
An email header, apparently from soul legend Isaac Hayes, asking me if I’d be interested in being on podcasts
Oven chips coated with gravy and covered with melted Babybel cheese in a white ceramic bowl
A colossal babgbel waxed cheese, a packet of ikea gravy and some chives and balsamic vinegar sit next to a cooking torch, a jar of dried chives and a copy of the Snack Hacker cookbook
Twiglet, the white cat with pink ears and nose, peeks through a curtain
A maroon card with ten white boxes in it. The card is titled DID THE HARD THING, the tenth box has a drawing of a boxed gift in it and the first box is ticked
In the top left is a purple rose. In the top right is a blue planet with a yellow ring. Below it is an image of a dark haired man smiling as two dogs, one very large, one smaller, both EXCELLENT boys jump all over him. Below that is a blue yeti holding a cup and smiling, surrounded by the words CAFFEINATED CRYPTID. Below and to it's left, a jackalope with strawberry blonde fur and small antlers turns sideways. To it's right, a figure in a purple gown with stick figure arms and a bell shaped head waves/
A beige notebook with water eddie patterns on the front. On the bottom of the cover is a green and black swirl of strips. Above it is a white robotic head with a grey helmet, a blue tongue which is sticking out and a red crest. This is Prowl. He is a Transformer and he's feeling impish. Above hm in stylish letters is the phrase COSMIC LOUNGE. Next to it is a thicker, green notebooj. A pair of laurels ending in hammers, with EST. 2260 written around them and the words STELLAR FIRMA at the top and bottom respectively make up the image. Above it is a second sticker with a white hand in a green circle marked HUMAN MADE.
The back cover of a green ipad case. In the bottom left hand corner is a sticker showing a stylised yellow escape pod fleeing a blue explosion above the name ROGUEMAKER. Above it and to it's right, a rectangular blueprint has the words STELLAR FIRMA BUILD TEAM written over it and a red APPROVED stamp across it. Above them the iconic Dropout TV logo, a colon followed by a D, is rendered in dripping pink.
The front cover of a green iPad case. In the top lef corner is a rainbow sticker with the colours of the Pride flag wrapped into a signature Game Changer quiz show style loopdiloop. The words WE'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME are written around it. Below it in the centre of the image is a daisy with the words BE KIND written under it. Above and to it's right is an anthropomorphised white duck in pants, a shirt, tie, trenchcoat and hat. He's looking very thoughtful. He is the Duck Detective and he has stuff to figure out.
A purple book cover with an illuminated frame. Books are stacked in each corner and the name THE NO PRESSURE BOOK JOURNAL is in the center
David Coronswet, a very tall man in a suit looks over his glasses into the camera. Rachel Brosnahan, a shorter woman with long dark hair looks into the camera. Coronswet looks serious and a little confused, Brosnahan looks impish. They're on the set of Superman, playing Clark Kent and Lois Lane.
Against a blue and red background, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern watch The Player King bow to us. R and G are tall men in their thirties in brown tunics and Elizabeth clothing. One has short light hair and the other has an attempt at a beard and longer brown hair. The Player King is an older man with a full beard and long greying hair. The title ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD is at the bottom of the image.
Against a background of a golden audio waveform, the words ESCAPE ARTISTS YEAR END CAMPAIGN are written in gold and green. Next to them is the EA logo, the two letters in green surrounded by the wave audio wave form.
A colossal stone and moss troll stands in the background with a burning Norwegian landscape beneath him. The main characters of the movie are arranged in portrait in front of him including Erika, a blonde scientist, Andreas as terrified politician, Kris a soldier and Mr Tidemann, Erika's father. The title TROLL is beneath them.