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Creative Director of the Doonesbury Cinematic Universe 📍Brooklyn

Ken Marino in Party Down
A humanoid robot with “THIS ROBOT IS TRAINED TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH” written on its torso. It is coming after a person who’s mostly out of frame and whose mouth we can presume it intends to fuck.
A lifted 4x4 Chevy Astro Van with an extended front bumper with a winch and a large roof rack
A dark gran Mk3 Volkswagen Golf Cabriolet
A third-gen post-facelift Toyota Supra
A Subaru Baja Outback
A Mazda RX-7
A Saab 9-3 Turbo Wagon
A two-door Toyota Land Cruiser J70
A Mercury Monarch
A Mercedes station wagon
An 3rd-gen Camaro
A VW T2 Transporter
An Isuzu VehiCROSS
What I'm pretty sure is a 3rd gen convertible Dodge Dart
A Dodge Spirit R/T
An El Camino
A blue second-gen Mazda RX-7
A Daihatsu Atrai kei van
A Toyota MR2 painted black with pink-and-blue gradient lines all over it
A Steyr-Puch Pinzgauer
A hot pink Suzuki Carry kei truck with the bed removed
An International Harvester Travelall
A RHD Suzuki Samurai Wild Wind Edition
A Dodge Colt, I believe
An iPhone lock screen with an image of the "Hell is Real" billboard in Ohio that I did not take myself