albitrary, Duck Impersonator [2UG]

@albitrary.bsky.social

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If you're into videogames, dry humor, cool music and generally like animals more than people; we have that in common. ADHD | he/him | mental health advocate Open for commissions https://linktr.ee/albitrary

A ball of garbage about to be launched into space, from Futurama
Female orange tabby laying on her electric blanket, slightly irritated that I keep moving when she's trying to take a nap
A picture of a hand holding some drill bits. The caption reads "hold you in the palm of my hand"
"I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400-500 year commitment. Please think hard before you gift someone a greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus) this holiday season."
A product description of a pair of bolt cutters that reads "The steel wire is hard, I am even harder!"
Guy fieri probably endorses this message
How to be happy: an instructional diagram Step 1: stop having thoughts
Three cats sitting next to each other in an outdoors enclosure all looking at the same thing
A raccoon foraging for bird seed, completely unphased that I am 3ft from them behind a glass door
Picture of a raccoon doing raccoon things
Billy (pronounced Biwwy) the raccoon climbing on my deck
Ace (black and white cat) pawing at a glass door with a raccoon on the other side, who is helping himself to a bird feeder that is attached to the glass.
Marnie, orange female tabby, in shrimp formation
Luffy playing with his curtain
A picture of an app that says "My Schedule" "Today" and "You have nothing planned."
Marnie (orange female tabby) curled up on a silver heated blanket
Luffy (mustache) and Ace (emo makeup) on their birthday! They turned 1 year old today!!
profile picture, except now you have kick-ass sunglasses w/ free sepia tone and anime hair upgrade
The box art of the Nintendo DS game Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, but instead of Ruin it has Conan O'Brien's logo. Conan O'Brien's face looms ominously in the distance, or up close or something. I don't know, I just blurred the fuck out of him and gave him red eyes to make him look like a vampire
a hawk on top of a wooden fence post, contemplating hawk things
Marnie showing off on Zoom
Marnie (orange female tabby) and I on camera in a zoom meeting
The greatest gaming crossover of all time: Hello Kitty Cube Frenzy x Intelligent Qube. "She is always cheerful, but now tears are coming to her eyes."
Orange female tabby cat Marnie laying on a bed next to a black and white tuxedo cat, Luffy.
A scene from Rob Cantor's "Shia LeBeouf" The caption reads: "Fighting for your life with Shia LeBeouf"
Spider roomba, I guess? It's got six legs made out of cardboard or something and a foil pie pan cut into pieces around the front. Idk, man, I just googled ceiling roomba and this is what came up
Marnie (tiny orange cat) being comfy on her heated blanket
Snow falling in a wooded area
Steam UI downloading Civilization VII
Marnie doing her shrimp thing (she's curled up in a balk and she's orange)
Cat sitting in front of the TV while I'm trying to play Brotato
An everything bagel with scallion cream cheese on it, from Baltik's Bagels
Distracted boyfriend meme: looking at a new song idea while abandoning the one that I was almost done with
A picture of a fancy ditto card from pokemon TCGP, featuring a bunch of dittos transformed into various things, including one that is imitating a caterpie
Shadow from FFVI spouting some edge lord shit about killing his emotions. We get it, you wear all black and you're metal as fuck. Chill out bro
Ace living his best life, curled up in my arm asleep
A package of corn on the cob holders, the brand reads "born to corn"
Three cats sleeping on a bed covered with an electric heated blanket
A field filled with geese, as seen through the passengers side window of a 2005 Nissan Murano
Pokémon Sleep failing me at sleep class for the week "It seems you weren't able to sleep your very best"
Marnie on her bullshit again
Dog
Female orange tabby (Marnie) on the couch with her Boston terrier/chihuhua friend (Willow)
Canadian Geese walking around in a parking lot
A black cat with this weird ass, smug, kinda dumb look on his face
Guy posing at a funeral in front of a tombstone. The text on the grave reads "Koichi Sugiyama" and the text on the guy reads "Starchildluke making beats from Dragon Quest music"
The "Face Trader" encounter from Slap the Spire, who offers to trade your face for a random one
A black and white tuxedo cat laying in his window bed, paws crossed
An orange tabby cat that played "Goose" in Miss Marvel
Black and white tuxedo cat, Luffy, with his 600ft long tail
Little orange cat Marnie in her box, banana for scale
Me shrugging with my dumb little I voted sticker, which probably has more value than the entire electoral process
A screenshot of Ditto's Bulbasaur Sleep style from Pokémon Sleep
Black and white tuxedo cat loafing
A venn diagram showing foreign language students on the left and non-binary people on the right. Where the circles overlap, the text reads "I hate gender"
My profile from Pokémon TCGP. Friend code : 6626789639349354
My phone lock screen, has a fluffy black cat in the background
Black and white kitten sleeping on a person with an orange cat curled up in the background looking irritable
Kamala Harris holding up her favorite album: Tenacious D & The Pick of Destiny