Andrew Bolte

@albolte.bsky.social

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Pronounced like Nolte. Sporting masochist. Occasional movie buff. Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/BVZv

One Night Only (3.5 stars) The Odyssey (1997) (3.5 stars) The Dark Tower (0.5 stars) Buffet Infinity (3.5 stars, liked)
Less Than Jake, Hello Rockview, released 1998
Some adorable children holding up a giant red card during the North Carolina-El Paso match in 2025
Long live the cash! No control on our money from government!
Jackass: Best and Last (2 stars) Young Washington (1.5 stars) Jackass 3.5 (3.5 stars) Jackass 3 (3 stars)
My God, that’s JASON BOURNE (as manager of FC Libourne in FIFA Soccer 07)
Steve Levy wearing a ridiculous hat indoors
The Bargain (2.5 stars) The High Sign (4.5 stars, liked) The Night of the Hunter (5 stars, liked) Tuner (3.5 stars)
Confirmation that Robert Loves Photography and Transphobes, but not me
A BlueSky thread between me and Robert Loves Photography (@Robert’s pictures.bsky.social). Robert’s asks why people should read other books; I respond that the author is a transphobe and using Harry Potter as a metaphor for a murder trail conviction being overturned is childish and kinda dumb
CNN Facebook post: South Carolina Supreme Court overturns Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions and orders a new trial in the 2021 killing of his wife and son. https://cnn.it/48Z31tX
Boreham Wood leading Rochdale 2-0 for most of the match
Deep Water (2.5 stars) Mean Streets (3.5 stars) The Last Waltz (4 stars) One Crazy Summer: A Look Back At Gravity Falls (5 stars, liked)
90+5 - Goal - 1-0 - Dieseruvwe E. 90+13 - Goal - 1-1 - Stones J.
The Great Outdoors (2.5 stars) The Odd Couple (3.5 stars) Fuze (2.5 stars) The Fifth Element (3 stars, rewatched)
The radio call from Rochdale’s 99th minute winner at Braintree Town earlier today. The Rochdale announcers are overcome with emotion as the final whistle blows.
San Antonio FC strike a ball from 65 yards away that sails into El Paso’s net
Normal (1.5 stars) Dirty Ho (5 stars, liked) The 8-Diagram Pole Fighter (4.5 stars, liked) The Fellowship of the Ring (5 stars, liked)
The Killer (4 stars) Empire of the Sun (3.5 stars) Fight Club (4 stars) White Snake (2.5 stars)
The statistics for New Mexico United vs El Paso Locomotive. Expected goals was 0.51-0.64, but El Paso had more shots 12-7 and more shots on target 5-1. A combination of good luck for them and poor execution for us.
Rochdale now even at 2-2. I’m in hell.
The 2026 National League table, matchday 40, Rochdale currently 5 points ahead of York City IF results hold with 6 matches remaining in the season.
The St. Joseph’s men’s basketball team in timeout huddle, with the Hawk, never dying
Hoppers (3 stars) A Better Tomorrow (4 stars, liked) Wind in the Wire (1 star) The Ultimate Stuntman: A Tribute to Dar Robinson (2.5 stars)
Players deserve better, CBA NOW!
The first minute of Sacramento-Tulsa on CBS Sports Golazo. The camera features several angles of players standing, with fans cheering and no audible PBP commentary.
The first minute of Birmingham-Tampa Bay, which features a few shots of players on field before several crowd shots and rainfall shots. The commentators are largely silent during this period after saying the match start is delayed.
The first minute of the USL match between El Paso and Colorado Springs, featuring several crowd shots and basically no player shots.
TONIGHT’S MATCH IS CURRENTLY DELAYED
The San Antonio-Phoenix match, showing crowd shots and a graphic reading TONIGHT’S MATCH IS CURRENTLY DELAYED
A poster for the ESPN 30 for 30 short film “What the Hell Happened to Jai-Alai”. (Short answer, going on strike for over a year and expansion of sports gambling was ruination for the sport)
Richard Dawson from Match Game, holding up an answer card with Eat At Rudy’s! scrawled on the space.
The jealous girlfriend meme, with An Entire Offseason of New Signings glaring at Me for wolf-whistling at REDACTED
Rochdale AFC announcing their partnership with Miami Crispy, a fast food chain in Manchester, England. A Miami Crispy and Rochdale employee hold up a Rochdale AFC kit while standing against a wall that has a LED sign that reads “MIAMI CRISPY: It’s an Addiction”.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (3.5 stars) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (4 stars) Just Pals (3 stars) Hell Bent (2.5 stars)
An extreme closeup of the top left corner of a 2007 Toyota Corolla dashboard instrument panel, with the parking brake and Check Engine lights activated. (It’s probably just a mass inflow sensor code that will go away after refilling my fuel tank.)
The article’s author, a white man named Rolland Judd who is from Grand Junction and went to Boise State. Forgive him his trespasses.
Going to see Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery tonight at 6pm
New Mexico beating Chicago State by 31 points in an empty high school gymnasium at 11am on Black Friday, being streamed on something called the Women’s Sports Network, where the ads are loud and the commentary is inaudible.
Win probability chart for Alabama State-New Mexico. Alabama State were as high as 85% before UNM came back to win 93-87.
New Mexico vs Alabama State at The Pit. The spread is -19.5 New Mexico, which feels optimistic.
East Texas A&M - 10/40 FGs, 0/20 3PT
Nov 14-16 Tulsa Albuquerque, NM to Tulsa, OK
Score bug for Sacramento vs Charleston: NO Bottom line scoreboard that has nothing to do with the match: YES
A promotional email from Xfinity with the subject “A simple way to cut monthly expenses for a full year”
One Battle After Another (4.5 stars, liked) Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2.5 stars) Roofman (2.5 stars) Dead of Winter (3.5 stars)
The Conan O’Brien podcast fella
A 65-inch Sony TV and an iPad mini 7. It’s great, shut up.
The Enterprise National League table. — 1: Rochdale: 12 MP, +17 GD, 30 pts 2: Forest Green: 14 MP, +13 GD, 29 pts — Rochdale beat Forest Green 1-0 today. Up the Dale.
Bobby Orr PowerPlay pinball table
A sticker-covered light pole outside my local brewery of choice in Albuquerque, with a Essencia di Tulsa hotdog sticker in the middle of it all.
A screenshot of the ESPN app with the Bears-Lions game cast on screen. It says “No Box Score Available”.
The chili cheese burrito is back at Taco Bell 🥲
For prompt service, blow me
An illustration of two women talking, with the one on the right saying “I’m okay” even though she is being pierced by several bladed weapons with text like “my team isn’t good”, “sports team I like is bad”, etc.
A COVID-19 card-style at-home test displaying a positive result.
Bolte primed to be A’s next young star
Do you want to exit out of the CBS Sports app?
The Sword in the Stone