It's still Albrot

@albrot.party

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Just a lil guy goin around Don't mind me

photoshop of denethor making a world cup substitution, bringing boromir in
argentinian bugs bunny sharing "Michael's Secret Stuff" during the hydration break
The holy image of Jim Davis, third eye wide
audience members at a Gallagher performance cower or shield themselves from the disgusting debris that will be rocketing towards them from the sledge-o-matic
Screenshot of Link sleeping in the Ocarina of Time remake, but with the nVidia Geforce 3 logo and "'SLEEPY ELF' DEMO" overlaid, because the art direction is trash-to-nonexistent and resembles juiceless tech demos of y2k era PC gaming
tobias funke saying "but it might work for us"
a man in an instructional illustration is rapidly sinking in flowing grain. he asks jesus christ to forgive his sins. nothing happens and he is enveloped by the grain and dies terribly.
kirk cameron's birthday. a couple footlongs from subway on the table. empty chairs abound. the vibes are equal parts jonestown and the end of blair witch
screenshot of a jeffrey epstein email listing a bunch of fragmented phrases, including the highlighted phrase "dick grey"
Scrabble tiles spelling out "not the bees"
Dark souls screenshot reading "polyps removed"
picture of a guy who has nearly bent forward enough to drink from the far side of the glass
Poster for Wake Up, Dead Man
the immensely embarrassing AI cybersex bot attached to Grok
Charles Barkley: I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.
an image of the exterior of the whitehouse, with a tasteful golden decal declaring that it is Wine O'Clock
a rendering of step 1: a man gripping a ladder. step 2: he places his feet through the ladder, assuming a seated position in the air step 3: he has descended instantly into the sewer below
screenshot of the ALF subreddit. post entitled "Iconic ALF photo" shows a photo of ALF. Commenter "teamalf" responds: "The old Alfer"
image says "me with my phone at bedtime every night" and the gif is pippin from lord of the rings struggling with the palantir, transfixed by its glow but unable to let it go, even though it is doing him terrible physical and psychic damage
screenshot of then-20-year-old travis kelce tweeting six times about his admiration of "Electric Feel" over a span of 3 months
Hypothetical 2005 Cy Young winner Oliver Perez. Perennial 50 HR guy Brad "Big Country" Eldred. Prototypical leadoff speed demon Chris Duffy. Switch hitting power catcher Ryan Doumit. ~1.50 ERA rookie command master Zach Duke. Cool story great glove Gift Ngoepe. Just an all-around great baseball player Steve Pearce. One of the dream outfield of the future, Jose Tabata. Pitching staff anchor Brad Lincoln.
is it tammy?
screenshot of my predictions for 2025, reading: everything gets better, people are nice, internet goes offline, elon musk and donald trump die in cybertruck fire, and i get new shoes
meme drawing of a dessicated, withered man, resigned to the horrors of Internet
It's me, holding my Casio VL-TONE
a photoshop i did of kirk, spock, and mccoy jamming out on guitars and drums, printed on a commemorative plate. i did the photoshop just shy of 23 years ago and have wasted my time on this precious orb
"adobe flash player is no longer supported," denying me the ability to demonstrate my prowess in the Sports Trivia Challenge
yellow smoke pours from the stack at the vatican. Jeb! is the pope now
The bottom of my real cup
I'm holding a real cup
A screenshot showing that "prospering.com" cannot be reached
Cameron from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," lost in thought standing before the Florida Tableau and wearing a Martin St. Louis sweater
"Chanel Tapper holds Guinness World Records title with her 3.8in tongue that is longer than a lightbulb. Not one of the tiny lightbulbs, like at Christmas. One of the normal ones - you know the kind."
Me at the Larch Mountain Trail
a bracket for a fictitious "Larch Madness" tournament, mostly filled with species of larch tree, but also including an actor, a mountain, and a semantic classification language family
A fake (FOR NOW) screenshot of Microsoft Windows with an obtrusive popup, bullying the user into subscribing to OneDrive
Arthur C Korn, former board member for the Yorba Linda Water District. deposed by the coward Michael J Beverage
A clip of my twitch stream in which i drive a bus around a simulacrum of San Francisco, repeatedly causing accidents, only to be awarded with a gold star at the end of my route for not causing any accidents
an informational image with a very good picture of my face. it says that i'm celebrating 400 followers, 3 years as an affiliate, and turning 41 with a fun stream on twitch. It says that you can win some prizes and that maybe I've made a new song. The stream is at 11 AM eastern on Friday, Feburary 21st, at twitch.tv/albrot
The instructions from The Substance, photoshopped to remind you that Red Bull does not give you real wings
The end screen of The Oregon Trail computer game, showing that the party has arrived in the year 16,848 AD, or 15,000 years after departing Missouri
Yet another portrait of Albrot smattered with text. The text indicates that his upcoming stream has moved forward a day, to Thursday the 19th. Sorry about that.
An image of Albrot, covered with a great deal of text. The text explains that Albrot will be streaming on Friday, December 20, and auctioning off a painting, among other things.
A magic 8-ball providing the response "as a large language model trained by openAI, I can't"