Alchemyprime

@alchemyprime.bsky.social

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He/him. I make, teach, play and run games. I also have opinions on superheroes. https://alchemyprime.carrd.co

An electric range with two wide pans - the dark blue on the right is lidded and full of chopped cabbage while then mint green on the left has stewing vegetables and tofu in it. There is also a red air fryer to the right of the stove and a crock pot to the left. In front of the crock pot are a box of coffee pods and four boxes of movie candy.
Test results showing this user is 77% woke, 56% techbro, even split on hope vs doom, and more nationalist than globalist, and is similar to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
A tumblr thread Post 1 - being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors Post 2 - with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors Posr 3 - an image of Laios from the anime Delicious in Dungeon, implying he is poster 2
It was 666 likes before the user made it 667
A banner reading "Congratulations! YOU'VE UNIONIZED!"
A copy of the "Magic The Gathering" logo that reads "Magic Please Keep Buying THis, We Aren't Even the Best D&D book company we need this"
A Star Trek title card with the title "Bracket 2 Tempo Deck"
A Star Trek title card with the meme-able line from The Orville "500 Cigarettes"
A picture featuring a Big Convoy transformer, a hard cover copy of the book Dungeon Crawler Carl and three Magic the Gathering packs - Bloomburrow, Edge of Eternities and Foundations.
A snowglobe with five Christmas lights - yellow, blue, black, red and gree, arranged in that order
A star wars homebrew Magic the Gathering card. Art is Darth Vader only illuminated by his lightsaber. Dramatic Entrance 2BB Sorcery Rare As an additional cost to cast this [spell], pay X life. Put target creature with mana value X from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
The Magic card Coat of Arms
A picture of GI Robot, suspicious of what group someone would have been with in World War II based on their words.
A magic card. A black horror creature for 3 and three black mana named Recurring Horror. Power 4, Toughness 6. Horrors you control have Persist. You cannot lose the game and your opponents cannot win the game. If you would lose life or draw from an empty library, instead sacrifice a horror you control.
The box art for Skies of Arcadia Legends, showing Blue Rogue Air Pirates Vyse, Aika, Fina and Fina's pet Cupil.
A meme that says “Trans people are welcome and safe with you” showcasing various folks proudly wearing or displaying the flag in
Homer Simpson finds a a $20 bill. Homer: Oh, $20. I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
A custom Magic card. NCC-1701 USS Enterprise. 7. Legendary Artifact - Vehicle. Rare. Flying, first strike. 1, tap an untapped creature: NCC-1701 USS Enterprise gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Whenever Enterprise attacks, explore. (Should be It Explores). Crew 3 4/6 Art is a screengrab of the 1960s Enterprise from Star Trek.
A custom Magic card. Fruit Bat. 2B. Creature - Bat. Common. Flying. When Fruit Bat enters, create a Food Token. 2/2. Flavor Text: "Maybe I can dream about being a fruit bat!" "Well, you can give it a go!" The art shows Bluey dreaming about being a fruit bat, eating fruit in a tree.
A homebrew Magic card. Lose your Heart. BB. Instant. Common. Multikicker 2/B. Destroy target non-artifact, non-Heartless, non-Nobody creature. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 black Heartless creature token for each time it was kicked. The art is a screengrab from Kingdom Hearts 1 where a villager's heart is lost.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,510,935, Alchemyprime ‪@alchemyprime.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 13, 2023"