Warden Alçidés Seaver 🦌

@alcides.prof

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Deer living on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Talks about trans, furry, art and Pokémon stuff. Pronouns they/xe Sometimes nsfw

A screenshot from the Splatnet3 app, showing a list of Salmon run results: twelve Defeats in a row. The list is in reverse chronological order, and shows my rank dropping from Profreshional +3 to +1
A photo of a heavily cut back rose bush in a pot.
A photo of the front cover of a book titled Journeymon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying. It features two monster trainers accompanied by a hedgehog-esque creature and an owl-like creature setting out on an adventure towards plains and mountains and a golden sky. A dragon-like creature flies in the distant sky. The book is authored by Imogen Gingell.
A photo of a pokeball shaped and coloured alarm clock. The screen reads 17:40, and underneath, 27.6C
A purple and white deer fursuiter standing behind an oversized hatbox, holding their arms out wide as if inviting the viewer in for a hug
A screenshot of a dialogue box: Tab Counter Tabs in this window: 54. Tabs in all windows: 54. Number of windows: 1
A photo of a brown deer fursuiter (Arthur) hugging a human with a deer fursuit head badly photoshopped on them
A brown lion fursuiter in a blue hoodie is hugging a much shorter purple and white deer fursuiter (me!) in the Dead Dog Party at Confuzzled. THey are lit only by the dance lights - pink and blue.
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A photo of a purple and white deer fursuiter and a brown deer fursuiter leaning over a railing in a bar. We both have our heads slightly tilted so our ears are touching :3
A poster showing a white and burgundy fursuit hoof holding three Pokémon trading cards. Overlaid over it in red is the text "POKÉMON TCG TOURNAMENT". The sections of the text that overlap the image are lighter than the parts that don't. The top right has a silhouetted logo of a leaping deer labelled "Professor Alcides". Information on the poster includes: Mon 25th, 17:30-19:30 Henley Standard format, 30 minute Best of 1. For pre-registration and info, contact a@alcides.prof
a sad cat meme, showing a cat with tears in its eyes as it looks at a phone while tucked into bed
A photo of a 3ds showing Pokémon Heart Gold. The player is on a battlefield across from Tycoon Palmer, with the text box reading "Your victory over the Tower Tycoon was an inspiration!"
A photo of a 3ds showing a Garchomp battling against an enemy Empoleon. Chomper, the Garchomp, is at 1/181 health, and is currently frozen.
A photo of a collection of Pokémon stuffed toys. There is a large Pikachu with a detective hat, a large fluffy Skitty, a large Growlithe, a medium sized Pikachu with a pilot uniform, an Obstagoon holding a small Delcatty with a neckerchief, a medium-sized Skitty, a small Tauros and Octillery, and a medium-sized Meowth sitting on a blanket on a chair. Partially visible sitting in front of the chair is a very large Snorlax with pyjamas and a nightcap on.
A photo of an obstagoon and delcatty plush in front of a large screen showing a stream with two Pokémon.
A photo of a large group of around 200 members of staff. They are wearing a variety of clothing, a lot of which is Pokémon branded. The top of the image has logo with the text "Pokémon International Championships Europe" and a Pokéball in the center. At the bottom is the text "Thank you!" with a Gyarados next to it.
A photo of a plate with a deer made out of chocolate mousse, resting on white chocolate mousse made to look like snow. The background behind the plate is an out-of-focus living room with Christmas lights.
A screenshot from the website Neopets, showing the stock market page. There is a ticker at the top showing stocks in red and green. A yellow Scorchio (a dragon-like neopet) is holding up a graph, with the caption underneath reading "The market could crash at any moment".
A screenshot of a neopet, a red Kau with purple glowing hoovers, horns, eyes, markings, and wings, wearing a little bowtie and a knitted jumper. Its name is SquiddySarniaah, which is displayed below it in a blue box with a yellow ribbon tied around it.
A breeding diagram showing Asteriation's Genepool Path to Blue Roses.
A screenshot from animal crossing new horizons showing blue rose buds. The player character is dressed all in purple with designer glasses and big sunhat gesturing dramatically at them with a spray of stars.
A screenshot of a Clickhole article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
A screenshot from the credits of Lord of the Rings reading "Executive Producers: Mark Ordesky, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein"
A photo of a hand holding a Sketchers black cloth fabric shoe. There is a large line torn up the middle of it, from the toe to the opening for the foot. The shoe is also covered in bits of brown leaves and grass.
A screenshot of an app labelled Push a Plush. A slightly squashed image of a purple and white deer is displayed below an image of a hand. There is a counter in the top corner that reads Pats: 475
A photo of a large purple t-shirt labelled Pokémon World Championships 2006: Anaheim, California - August 18th-20th, 2006. The image in the middle has the Pokémon Charizard, Dragonite, Mewtwo, Blastoise, Rayquaza, Poliwrath and Pikachu.
An artfight card for Team Fossils for User: Alcides. The text reads: I attack... Deer! Pokémon. Characters that make me go :O or :D. I do: Friendly fire [x] Revenge [x] Characters I have: Feral and Anthro are circled, as is Pocket Monster, with Pocket added in manually. The three featured characters are a purple and white anthro deer (Alcides), a brown, cream, and purple feral deer (Aear), and an Obstagoon wearing a blue collar (Oren).
A pencil drawing of an anthropomorphic deer reaching out for a leaflet about the megaloceros fossil they are looking at. They look calm and pensive, with their face mirroring the face of the fossil.
A pencil drawing of a decidueye, an owl-like Pokémon with long wings that form a cape.
A pencil drawing of a Paldean Tauros Blaze Breed, A bull-like Pokémon with a fluffy patch of neck fur and a long, twisted tail. The sketch lines are still visible.
A pencil sketch of a large deer reaching down the viewer. The sketch lines are still visible.
A pencil drawing of a Bellsprout going for a walk. It has thin leaf arms with little veins drawn in.
A pencil drawing of a Bayleef, a sauropod-shaped Pokémon with leaves around the base of its neck and coming from its forehead.
A pencil drawing of a little deer curled up like a dog in a very large, fluffy dog bed shaped like a doughnut.
A photo of a purple and white deer fursuit standing behind a large hatbox prop. Their arms are outstretched as if to invite the viewer in for a hug.
A photo of a roadside sign reading "POLLING STATION". There is a shadow cast over it by the photographer.
A photo of a large belly. There is a dusting of hair covering it, and a hand resting on the side, gently holding it. The person in the photo has lifted up their shirt.
A photo of a pencil drawing of a fallow deer. It is lightly shaded, especially around its large palmate antlers.
A photo of pencil drawings of a cuboid, sphere, grid of lines, and a glue bottle standing up and lying down.
A photo of a page in a sketchbook full of pencil drawings. There are squares made up of evenly spaced vertical, horizontal or diagonal lines, some shaded cubes and spheres with shadows, and some ovals.
A photo of a pencil drawing of 15 circles of varying levels of smoothness. The circles each have a pair of lines on them, and are arranged in a grid so they appear to be looking up, to the side, or down in each row, and left, straight ahead or right in each column.
A photo of a group of shaded pencil drawings of basic 3d shapes - a cube, a pyramid, two cylinders, two hexagonal prisms, and a sphere.
A photo of two pencil drawings contained in circles. The first is a pencil with the words "DRAW Recklessly" written above the pencil in block letters and below in cursive. The second is a pair of asymmetrical fallow deer antlers.
A pencil drawing of a dog. There is a black patch on its back, but the rest of the dog is uncoloured. It appears to be standing on something with its front paws, but the something hasn't been drawn.
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A photo of a coloured pencil drawing of a stunfisk, a Pokémon similar to a flatfish. It is brown and yellow, with a small beak and two happy eyes. It is wearing a little scarf tied around it's upper fin, and has a cross-shaped symbol that matches Accelgor's painted on its body.
A photo of two pencil drawings of a cup and saucer with a tea bag floating in it and the string dangling through the handle, and a view through a plane window, with a lot of shading in its edges and near the handle.
A photo of four fursuiters - a realistic feline suit wearing a green tunic, a brown horse fursuit wearing dungarees [Hazel], a purple and white deer fursuit [Alcides], and a black and white cow fursuit [Silkyfur]
A photo of a pencil drawing of two heads and a waist up shot. There is a 45 degree wolf head which looks very sultry and beautiful. There is a mouse/rat mask with decorative patterns and large ears. There is a partially finished wolf wearing a muzzle and collar, and that has their arms folded. It is fairly obvious that the wolf was a five minute drawing.
A photo of a pencil drawing of a bird fursuit. Her name is Cami. She has one hand on her hip and one held flat to the side as if carrying a tray. She is wearing an apron.
A photo of a pencil drawing of a Shinx but anthrofied. They have mischievous eyes, one ear at a weird tilt and also much smaller than the other. Some of the guidelines are still visible.
A photo of a pencil drawing of Dylan, a chubby happy crocodile. They have spikes down their head, back and tail, very large clawed feet, and a large belly. They are wearing shorts, a necklace, and a jumper tied like a cape over their shoulders.
A photo of a pencil drawing of a Shinx, a small feline Pokémon with large ears and a star for a tail.
A photo of a pencil drawing of an Obstagoon. It is mostly on-model for an Obstagoon - a large bipedal badger-like Pokémon with a large hyena-style mane on the top of its head and neck and a long tongue. However, it also has a collar, and tongue and ear piercings.
A photo of a purple and white deer fursuit taken from above so they look very tiny.