Alec Smith

@alecsmithdraws.bsky.social

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Writer on Big Tree City, Silly Duck & Lego City: No Limits Professional Goblin at Blue-Zoo. He/him (DMs aren't working, please message me on a post)

Excuse me. Is THAT seat taken?

I'm depressed....and gay.

But not because my puzzles are bad. No no. My puzzles are sick....and gay.

Frog that says slurs

I have autism. Please be mean to me.

I WANT MCNUGGETS

(already has McNuggets)

Don't try being chummy with me. People like you are only interested in one thing. Puzzles - and genitals.

You found a Fighting Frogs(tm) trading card!

This one is "Lil' Beans!"

Even though this is one of the most common cards, this one feels special to you.

But not that special.

"Finally, I'm a sexy traffic cone!"
"Halloween was months ago."
"Halloween?"

A man pointing at two disembodied heads and saying "nice vase"

Three fat birds sitting in a white abyss

"Shit" the man said, "I didn't spill my cum." He was distraught, for the Cum Spilling Club was nearby and they were spilling cum, as that was written on the agenda that day.

"SHIT! I DROPPED MY CUM!" says a man falling over and spilling a tub of cum over his Dad, who says "I'm disappointed, son."