Santiago Huckleberry

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A luxury few can tolerate. Nonsense person. They/he. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟🍾

Entryway with Orange Sunbeam
A screenshot of an article which reads Here is the full starting grid for British GP at Silverstone 1st Kimi Antonelli 2nd Charles Leclerc 3rd Lewis Hamilton 4th George Hamilton 5th Isack Hadjar 6th Lando Norris 7th Max Verstappen 8th Oscar Piastri 9th Arvid Lindbland
An enormous seagull on the ledge of a window, looking inside.
A tweet by @bennybrainbugs showing a picture of Jesse Pinkman with the text “Ohh my beautiful daughter how feminine are you on this womanly day”
The Wellington statue in Glasgow adorned with traffic cones, including at least one from the city of Boston
Vilhelm Parfumerie Room Service (mimosas and bubble bath — would make an AMAZING candle) Vilhelm Parfumerie 125th & Bloom (i think this is the only saffron in my collection? Musty but in a dignified way — the flowers make it fun) État Libre d’Orange Cologne (bright but also melts into my skin gorgeously) Une Nuit Nomade Suma Oriental (I wore it all day and didn’t have a single thought about it) 4160 Tuesdays Showered in Spices (I just spent an hour in Penzey’s) Le Jardin Retrouvé Citron Boboli (lemons and LOTS of sugar) Une Nuit Nomade Fleur des Fleurs (someone set off a jasmine/tuberose bomb, a bit headachy) Labhouse/Vøyde Viridescent (I am a tree) Ma|lo Padre (eating fig jam out of the jar while wearing a leather jacket) Acqua di Parma Arancia di Capri la Riserva (a fleeting ray of sunshine, gone in five minutes) Harlem Perfume Company Billie (powder and lipstick, impossibly elegant) Labhouse/Vøyde Deity (an incredibly mysterious and masculine rose)
Now We Are Forty-Four
An electric toothbrush holder shaped like an unnerving dog-banana hybrid
Sergio Perez in WWD, an alleged fashion magazine, wearing off the rack Tommy Hilfiger and a baseball cap and smiling
Histoires de Parfums This Is Not A Blue Bottle (aquatic patchouli whyyyyyyyy) DS & Durga Steamed Rainbow (a kaleidoscope of flowers) Le Labo Ylang 49 (soft warm green) Histoires de Parfums Moulin Rouge 1889 (lipstick and car freshener) Marc Jacobs Daisy Dream (scented doll) Calvin Klein Downtown (I have no idea what this smells like, just that it’s an instant headache) Le Labo Patchouli 24 (not as stanky as it could be tbh) DSquared2 Wood (false advertising) Atelier Cologne Cèdre Atlas (very light natural forest smell) Room 1015 Purple Mantra (my bedroom in high school) Grace de Monaco Promenade sur le Rocher (pretty floral that I’m sure I’d enjoy more as a candle — lucky for me there is one) Michel Germain Sexual Paris (pleasant, but neither sexual nor Parisian. Nice scent for nice boys) Scents of Wood Hinoki in Hinoki (mellow and green)
Me wishing pain, misery, and death upon former Red Sox pitcher and human garbage Curt Schilling
My disembodied hand holding a vintage Kodak Film Pod, a little cylindrical pouch that holds two rolls of film and snaps on top of the strap of your bag
A bed with brightly colored Marimekko bedding, several pillows, a bolster, a throw pillow, a Squishmallow, and a small Gudetama plush. Each of these have a purpose and are not strictly decorative.
A monstera with mottled leaves.
An executive order signed today by President Donald J. Trump directed the White House Task Force on Celebrating America’s 250th Birthday to designate a race route through Washington, D.C. and the National Mall for the purposes of conducting an NTT INDYCAR SERIES race on Aug. 21-23, 2026. The event will recognize the historic milestone of America’s independence in addition to celebrating the unparalleled tradition and legacy of America’s motorsports industry.
An icy, snowy landscape shot through a window.
A Voluspa scented jar candle labeled Santiago Huckleberry
A cartoon of a guy in Mission Control agog, with the screen behind him reading MISSION STATUS: SICK
A sign for Sturbridge Seafood reading SHRIMPLY HAVIN A WONDERFUL FISHMAS TIME
A white person’s forearm with a line drawing tattoo of a Formula 1 car
A photo of a 6 foot by 8 foot room lit with mood lighting. There are two large bookcases filled with somewhat neatly arranged stuff and a desk with a two monitor setup taking up almost all the space in the room.
A photo of a stack of fiber crafting books at a book sale, including one which is entitled NEEDLEPLAY
A Notes screenshot: Ex Nihilo Speed Legends (I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom) Gucci Guilty (aquatic patchouli blehhhhhhh) Kayali Utopia Vanilla Coco 21 (pleasant, not my thing) Histoires de Parfums 1725 (sadly dries down to candy and camphor on me) Bulgari Omnia (might have gone off, smells like nothing at all) Imaginary Authors City on Fire (campfire) La Nuit Nomade Click Song (dries down to dusty roses) Histoire de Parfums 1899 (just camphor and pipe tobacco on me) Penhaligon’s Quercus (in which I am a manly manly lumberjack for approx 45 minutes until it fades) Histoires de Parfums 1740 (upscale sex dungeon, sticks around forever, amazing) Une Nuit Nomade Murmure des Dieux (feminine creamy floral and agonizingly sexy) Penhaligon’s Blenheim Bouquet (Kitchen Lemon ™️) Histoires de Parfums Ambre 114 (funky black peppery amber) Michael Kors Wonderlust (Starburst)
Grady the cat, being adorable
A Rubbermaid bin filled with 25 year old theater bootleg cassettes
A bespectacled guy holding a small Blåhaj
An ad of unknown vintage from an arborist service, featuring a small scruffy-looking dog in a high-viz vest with the caption “Safety Boy says: It’s time for… reduced winter rates!!”
Jean Alesi driving the Ferrari 412T2 at Monza before the 2025 Italian Grand Prix
Evil groundhog Zak Brown and mischievous mouse Andrea Stella
WEC driver Kevin Magnussen gamely posing for a photo while holding a plush Miku
A disembodied hand holding a reading Smiski figurine
Disembodied hand holding a Smiski Bed series blind box
Hermès Terre d’Hermès (cedar hamster shavings drying down to expensive hotel) Jovoy Psychédélique (clove cigarettes then GET YOUR PATCHOULI STINK OUT OF MY STORE) Possets Take Tea And Sea (wilted greenery?) Memo Paris Irish Leather (handsome boy!!!) Parfums de Nicolai Fig-Tea (high end Bath & Body Works but in a good way this time) État Libre d’Orange Like This (unconventionally autumnal and warm. Pumpkin, no spice.) Chanel Gabrielle (a very pretty white floral for someone who is not me) Juliette Has A Gun Ego Stratis (I think I’m just not a fan of marine notes) État Libre d’Orange Attaquer le Soleil (overwhelming on first spray, dries down so nice, maybe good for layering?) Possets Yule 2013 (dries down to pure baby powder) DS & Durga Pistachio (sugary, not particularly nutty, fades almost instantly) Dolce & Gabbana Anthology La Force 11 (vanilla, generic spice (tm), a whiff of plastic)
A screencap of the Merlin app with a bunch of birds identified
A page from the 1972 Family Circle Illustrated Library of Cooking, entitled Gay Trims For Ham, with illustrations of hams with allegedly gay garnishes.
A uranium glass jar I picked up at an estate sale glowing intensely under some UV light
A stack of old books, with The Bobbsey Twins in the Land Of Cotton on top
‘90s action figures of Julian Bashir and Garak from Star Trek Deep Space Nine
A laptop held vertically by a (70s era?) souvenir letter holder from the White Mountains of New Hampshire
A silicone lamp of a concerned-looking pale green humanoid character with an equally concerned cat resting on its head
A medium haired black and white tuxedo cat with long, long whiskers and a quizzical expression sits daintily on an ottoman
A grey and white tuxedo cat standing on a wooden chair looking up at the camera
The bottom of a vintage Heathkit surge protector, model HD-1274
Ferdinand Habsburg, a medium haired black and white cat, looking alert and winsome in front of a laptop and next to a glass of iced coffee