alexei l. batishchev

@alexeibat.bsky.social

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[ɐlʲɪkˈsʲej] (or [əˈlɛkseɪ] if you want) [bɐˈtʲiɕəf] a man of many names linguist, grad student, ESL instructor, artist, poet, immigrant, feminist, anti-racist, queer, bi, trans, episcopalian (he/they) probably rambling about linguistics and life

Futbolista by Jonny Garza Villa
A selfie of me with an antiwar protest poster “Ukraine - independent; AK - without dictators; russia - without Putin”
My friend and i after the match. My friend is wearing a shirt “anyone but england”. I’m wearing a green jersey and i have the French flag painted on my face. My friend had the Irish flag on his face. I’m doing a peace sign but my friend is doing a thumbs down
“here’s how France can still win” meme with Charlie from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Notes in russian cursive about basic russian phonetics
Poster of the russian remake of Betty La Fea
Y2K internet-themed digital flyer with a blue backdrop. Text reads: "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO: ALEXEI'S 26TH BIRTHDAY." It features a black-and-white halftone photo of a person inside an MS Paint window, surrounded by retro desktop elements, a cupcake, fruit, a QR code, and the URL THINGSTOGETME.COM/2313005ABFBF3.
chain rule proof of PMI via bayer's theorem
a selfie video of me and my two cats who come to me when opportunity comes. A person with blue-grey hair and a septum ring lies in bed, wearing a black graphic t-shirt. They are surrounded by their two cats — a fluffy black cat and a brown tabby cat — who eagerly nudge and knead them, demanding affection as the person pets them both.
A smart whiteboard with a sentence written, “what’s the worst thing that can happen?”
Michael’s display of two big monster Venus fly trap decor statues, akin to ones from the Little Shop of Horrors, and someone put two sequined cowboy hats on them, one white sequins, one rainbow sequins
Michaels display of costume elements in different monochrome color schemes: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white, black
three lychees, on top of a copy of Unspoken: A rhetoric of silence by Cheryl Glenn. Next to it is an iced chai and a sticker from a coffee shop
Selfie of me doing a peace sign, sticking my tongue out, and looking to the side. Quirky!
My shorthair tabby cat Shirley swaddled up in an orange blanket on my bed
Me and sleepy Shirley, my shorthair tabby cat, on my bed
TikTok mashup of photos of YouTubers and celebrities popular in 2015 with the emo teenagers
My two cats cuddling. Rubik on the left, Shirley on the right. Shirley is stretching
Me sitting on a rock next to a Chugach National Forest sign.
Me at the portage glacier smiling and holding onto the rail of the boat. The glacier reflects the color blue, a classic glacier characteristic
A drawing for the Jackbox game TKO where a wug and bouba are making out while kiki is in the corner with ?! Next to it
A meme of Bernie Sanders asking for donations with captions: “the week of LSA abstract deadline” and “i am once again asking if you want to be my coauthor”
screenshot of my corpus code stuff where it says:” 16.05.2017 08:55, Alexei, я пишу исследовательскую работу по вопросам гендера и лингвистики”
My tabby shorthair cat Shirley resting on top of a yellow comforter and resting while staring off into the distance with her big green eyes
A tweet by @intheWildHalls which says, “To girls who think they're gay men-You have less robust anal sphincters, lower colonic pressure, thinner lining & weaker perineal support, higher elasticity, complex pelvic floors which are not male …”. There’s a photo of a graffiti of a trans man with visible top surgery scars. A quote tweet by @joblesssundays says, “Trans guy who gets dysphoric over having lower colonic pressure and weaker perineal support”
Me and my mom smiling but my eyes are closed lol
Chalk menu at a gay bar: Girl Cock Margarita Dude Pussy Daiquiri Shots: Unicorn Rimjob wet Creamsicle
Three Polaroids of me and my friends and family
Conversation with mom over text: - I'm making the bed now. I can't say that the house is in perfect order. But as it is. No oppression please - If you weren't prepared, you didn't wait for your mother. - Well, yes - At least throw away the trash - Certainly. Why wait for you. Lol
Dog in a propeller hat on its head on white background. The text says “i can do this”. Some of the previous text was redacted by black rectangles.
A selfie video of me at the rave while Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey plays in the background
Me and my friend DJ Boreal Bitch. We are half hugging, and with our free hands we are doing the upside down L sign which looks like the Alaska shape
A big bush or tree with many lilac flowers blooming
Screenshot of an email: "Thank you so much for your e- [screenshot cut off]. I am attacking the W-9."
My community garden plot with more growth
Me at 12 in Stockholm, Sweden
Name badge with “Alex” written by a child. There’s a badly drawn frog to the right of the name
A pop-punkish song on a ukulele, with an empty water bottle as percussion. The lyrics are:” When my soul wakes up, It immediately demands nuggets. My one true love— No matter what bad things you say about them, They remain in my heart. This is food for the intelligentsia. When I walk into Burger King, An animal instinct awakens within me. I approach the counter and say: "Give the King some nuggets." Nothing will ever replace them, Not even if I were offered more money. Nuggets and I are Romeo and Juliet; We’re already filing the paperwork at the registry office. 9 pieces for 69 rubles! You won't find a wiser deal anywhere. Burger King is my religion, And nuggets are my family.”
“Instagram API Limitation Only 95% of comments (7217/7591) could be fetched due to Instagram's API restrictions. This is a platform limitation, not a tool issue.”
A flat lay photograph on a red, white, and black patterned blanket of the book Take It Outside: An Anthology of Queer & Trans Desire, edited by Cash Torn & Orlando Silver; a "happy PRIDEMONTH" sticker stylized as "PRIDE MONTH / PRIDE DEMONTH;" an Alaska flag sticker with a rainbow Big Dipper; a circular "I IDENTIFY as a THREAT" metal tin; a "remember: YOU ARE WILD" lighter; a green-beaded bracelet with letter beads "he / they”; and a jar candle labeled "Protecting My Peace”; a small box 285) handmade jewelry, including yellow gummy bear earrings and wooden heart earrings with "Love Wins."
Screenshot from Wikipedia: “For other uses, see Young adult (disambiguation). In medicine and the social sciences, a young adult is generally a person in the years following adolescence, sometimes with some overlap. Definitions and opinions on what qualifies as a young adult vary, with works such as Erik Erikson's stages of human development significantly influencing the definition of the term. Generally, the term is often used to refer to adults in approximately the age range of 18 to 45 years.” The last sentence is highlighted.
My Mii says: “I don't want to see Wug ever again.” I’m clicking on the option “Think about it some more.”
A Mii of Vincent Labov, the rabbit.
A Mii called Treesyn (for syntax tree; pronounced similar to Trayson). He has a face paint that is a syntax tree.
A shot of Ivan Vasiliyevich Changes Occupation. Miroslavsky says :”And my name is too famous to pronounce it.”
My old comment translated from russian: “G-TWEE, fuck, excuse the swearing, but I'm already I'm sick of this misunderstanding. I don't want to post a screenshot of an article under every post where they explain why feminitives and underscores are needed in verbs/adjectives/pronouns. It's not "ugly," it's just horrific transphobia and disrespect. I'm sick of Gerard deciding to support trans* people by portraying their community in Lola, and you, so correct and beautiful, don't give a shit about it. If you're so transphobic, at least respect Gerard, who supports the trans community and created this character. abr 16, 2015”
a selfie of me doing a peace sign with freshly dyed blue hair
TikTok recording: “POV: you were queer in 2010s” with a collage of photos that signify that era
A screenshot of an Instagram caption from June 5th 2015: “FtM don't get enough representation in this world!! FTM don’t [text in all caps] GET ENOUGH REPRESENTATION IN THIS WORLD”
Screenshot of an Instagram caption from March 26 2015: “that awkward moment when you are genderfluid and you feel neither like "she" nor like "he" but it's not okay to use "they" in your language and you are just being awkward”
[Chorus] (Oh) One night, I was bored in bed And stalked you on the internet It's feminine intuition 'Cause I always had a vision of us standing like this All pressed up in the bathroom line You're lookin' like an angel on the walls of Versailles The most alive I've ever been But kiss me and I might Kiss me and I might Kiss me and I might drop dead
My tabby cat Shirley in Nov 2023. She is sitting beside a book on bisexuality.
Miis in order: Schwa, Vowel Chart, Opti (OT hand), Big Ear, Big Ear and Wug’s daughter named Kai, Wug, Duo, Slenderman (just for company)
Screenshot from Golosa, a Russian language textbook: Notes : 1. Biological gender and grammatical number. It is the biological gender of the subject that determines the ending of the past-tense verb, not its grammatical ending. So папа looks feminine, but it’s really masculine: папа жил. Вы is always treated as if it were plural: Вы здесь жили?
A screenshot from Golosa. Two young white men are staring at each other, with one smiling very widely. The text, translated from russian, says: “Good evening! — Good evening! My name is Valery. — Jim. Nice to meet you. — You’re Canadian, right? Where do you live in Canada? — I live and study in Quebec. — So, you’re a student. Me too. — Really? And where do you study? — I live and study here, in Irkutsk.»
A screenshot of a CustomInk T-shirt design site. A blank white shirt with text added: “Affirmation: I am a mixed-methods researcher”.
Transcript of a conversation: Speaker 1: Look at this weighted lobster. Speaker That's lovely. I almost bought that the other day. Speaker 1 It's so fun. Because it's a lobster and then it's weighted.
A picture of a long shadow in casting in the evening sun
Zoom chat direct messages: Gay muslima rise up Gay christian already here