alexis

@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social

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i’m cooler on the internet | philadelphia sports enthusiast | she/her

a screenshot of a text thread with a picture of a jared mccain and vj edgecomb pin with them holding basketballs in the black throwback jerseys. the text thread reads “Phillies could never do such a cute giveaway (for adults)” “OH MY GOD?!?!?? PUNCH A KID AND GET ME ONE” with the crying emoji reacting to the last message
blurry blob holding a gun in one hand and a red solo cup in the other
angry yorkie sitting on a pillow looking at me menacingly
no free feet
patrick star with his hands up and tears in his eyes surrounded by blurry heart emojis of different colors
ugly tesla
shadow of a man agaisnt the sunset with shackles on his wrists broken
a beagle sitting on a brown couch with two grey socks with pink strawberries on her front paws looking annoyed
man wearing sunglasses and all black standing outside with his hands clasped and a straight face
the shadow of a man standing against the sunset with shackles on his wrists breaking
spongebob on the beach in panic with a giant shadow over top over him holding his arms out as if to be like “WAIT”
nick saban being interviewed standing behind a microphone looking really confused
trea turner in the powder blue jersey with a face covering on underneath his maroon hat and the caption is “TREA SHIESTY THAT’S MY DAWG”
light haired white side laying in bed with a corona pointing at himself confused
a screenshot of my iphone from spotify playing thunderstruck by ac/dc
happy blob with his arms up looking excited
taylor swift singing into a mic wearing an orange flyers home jersey, strumming a silver guitar with a “13” drawn on her hand
two stickers, one in spanish that says “yo vote hoy” and another in english that says “i voted today”
harry styles meditating with the caption “shut up i’m manifesting”
charlie kelly from it’s always sunny in the mailroom holding a cigarette trying to explain a bunch of papers that are all connected
trea turner wearing the powder blue jersey, a maroon hat with a black face guard underneath and the caption is “TREA SHEISTY THAT’S MY DAWG”
dw laying the the grass with her hands covering her eyes
happy blob with his arms up
tyler the creator saying so that was a fucking lie
a picture of citizens bank park with a blue sky in the background. the phillies are in the field and the braves are up to bat.
little blob man in the front has a straight face while there are three other “ghost blob dudes” behind him. one is crying, one is screaming, one is covering his eyes.
ozzy osbourne sitting on bed with the caption “i’m gonna have a nervous breakdown or something”
spongebob being taken away by police
a reaction to a full workout circle that says “I ❤️ planks.” and two texts back that say “🫵🏻WITCH” “I JUST FINISHED A PLANK”
timmy, tom nook and tommy sitting around wearing sunglasses with the captions “I ain’t hear nothin.” “Y’all hear sumn?” “Is that…….is that the wind?”
pebbles sitting on the couch looking really upset
a text conversation between my dad and i where he repeatedly is saying “screw green bay”
max kepler up to bat against herget with the chilis logo behind him
trea turner up to bat against freeland with the chilis logo behind him 4 times
the phillies on one screen and hockey worlds on the other
light brown dog with a white shirt and a black wig on covering it’s one eye and the caption says “lemme move my bang so I can read that again”
homer simpson cuddled up in bed smiling in his sleep
a license plate on a tan subaru that says HIPPOS on it with a cover that says “I break for hippos” over the license plate
trea turner ump cam
mini cinnamon rolls on a pink plate with a white border in front of a “bouquet” of flowers in a green vase
pebbles sitting on the couch refusing to look at the camera
kyle schwarber in the phillies clubhouse holding two bottles of champagne ready to spray them
giant homer looking at bart while he is in bed trying to sleep
a screenshot of a trisha paytas tweet that says “IM FREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE”
idris elba with his hands clasped and the caption “learn to sit back and observe. no everything needs a reaction.”
orange fruit sensory video on an iphone screen in a crowd
screenshot from the mlb app that says “thank you for voting. thank you for selecting Max Kepler as Player of the Game! stay tuned for the final results after the game”
max kepler wearing number 17 red pinstripes standing out in the outfield
deep fried howie roseman with binoculars
bob from bob’s burgers talking to linda in their bedroom with his hands up saying “ok, fine. but i’m going to complain the whole time.”
idris elba with his hands clasped sitting back with the caption “learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.”
ozzy osborne sitting in bed saying “i’m gonna have a nervous breakdown or something”
harry styles sitting in a meditation pose with the caption “shut up im manifesting”
a picture of my tv with the flyers on it and the scorebug has “hat trick alert: michkov” above the flyers score
me throwing up a peace sign with an itty bitty gritty sitting on my shoulder