Alex Olney 🔜 Gamescom

@alexolney.co.uk

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Senior male video hostess for Nintendo Life. www.nintendolife.com

A screen grab from 'Peep Show' where lead character Mark is complaining about the heat. Text reads 'It's too hot. It's too bloody hot! It's ruining everything. Tell it to stop!'
Count Binface
Source: https://www.hgtv.com/how-to/home-improvement/how-to-make-exterior-wood-window-shutters
Dead Hand from The Lefend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Terry
It's a transparent GREEN Xbox, someone up there must like me.
A screenshot from Donkey Kong 64 that shows the minigame 'Beaver Bother'.
Star Fix Command was pretty rubbish, but at least they tried something new.
A screen grab from Google Chrome, asking the user to set it as the default PDF viewer for some untold reason. Seriously, what in the absolute hell is the unbridled desperation to have everything vying to be a 'one stop shop' and doing none of it well?
A microwave's clock, largely redundant, but at least accurate.
Homer from 'The Simpsons' sits up in bed, after having an unseen nightmare in which he believes he hates Ted Koppel.
A very cute little black and white cat called Cobweb stares beyond the camera lens wearing a white hat.
The box for the Switch 2 release of Indiana Jones and the Big Circle.
A DVD box set of series 1-3 of Toast of London, starring Matt Berry.
A screenshot depicting two selections within YouTube's channel settings. One reads 'Let YouTube enhance visual quality' and the other reads 'Let YouTube enhance audio quality'. Both options have been (appropriately) disabled.
Aurora borealis, seen in the UK, far more clearly than the human eye would be able to see in dear ol' Blighty.
Sonic Frontiers key art
A cropped photo of a blurry cat pulling an unusual face.
A short video showing my playtime over various games on Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2. Most notably Super Smash Bros Ultimate that I somehow spent over 700 hours in.
A tooltip from a YouTube video upload showing a long time remaining for a video to be processed at any quality.
A photo of me with a somewhat bemused expression as I have little idea how to take a proper selfie that does not heavily rely on a squinted smile, holding a bottle of beer that is named 'ale x'.
Key art for the Netflix-distributed animated adaptation of 'Hilda' by Luke Pearson.
A screenshot from Nintendo Music that shows the track 'I've Belt Power On' being played.
A still from The Simpsons wherein Kearny and his son are sat on a school bus, but Kearny has been replaced with an image of me, and the son has been replaced with a photo of my Switch OLED. The Switch OLED declares 'I sleep in a drawer'.
a still from a recent official Nintendo video showing Pokopia as an example of a Switch 2 Game Key-Card.
GTA 6 key art
A screenshot showing the play activity for Pikmin Short Movies HD for the Wii U. The total play time is listed as '1hr or more'.
A large pie for four sits atop a hob. Its crust has swirls from somewhat improper egg wash application.
A triptych of sorts showing three separate photos of what is available at Nintendo's London pop-up store.
Key art for the game 'Keeper'. A shadowy landscape bears a lighthouse, bent backwards and spewing forth a green light that appears to contain another landscape or world within it.