Alex Wood

@alexwood.codes

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Podcast guest saying “Erling Haaland? The YouTuber?”
A foxtail in a tube
Screenshot of a highlight video of the USA vs Brazil women’s soccer match. The match is at 92:10 (into extra time at the end of the match) yet the video timestamp is 13:42 out of 24:17. USA leads 1-0
17-0 projected team with Josh Allen at QB, Jahmyr Gibbs at RB, Justin Jefferson at WR, Trey McBride at TE, Browns Defense, and Mike Vrabel at HC
16-1 projected team with Lamar Jackson at QB, Bijan Robinson at RB, Puka Nacua at WR, Oronde Gadsden at TE, Texans DEF, and Andy Reid at HC
A white dog sitting at attention with a meme caption: Milo Totally exonerated No wrongdoing
Donation receipt of $379 to New American Pathways
Shaq Apology Meme: “I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.” To CloudFormation Team after a month with Terraform.
Televangelist: “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Ribeye steak with what the poster believes to be an elite sear, topped with compound butter.
A bottle of GrĂŒner Veltliner wine
Cacio e Pepe Bucatini Pasta, with Lemon Pepper Chicken Breasts
Disgusted face: I’m too lazy to format a short dash to a proper em dash in my writing. Intrigued face: I get to write with dashes and not be accused of being AI
Ramesh Ronganathan performing “Tree Wizard”
A jar of Pace Picante “Extra Mild” salsa
Political Advertisement for David Perdue, captioned: David Perdue Totally Exonerated No Wrongdoing
Yoda holding his hand in a “stop” expression captioned: STOP YOUR ARM CAN’T GET TIRED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT
Pregame at Husky Stadium for the Illinois-Washington game from the seats
Bret Bielema smirking
Jorge Polanco’s head photoshopped onto Barry Bonds
Types of Pain Graphs showing head pain, stomach pain, and full body pain as “The Seattle Mariners”
Hank Beatty with laser eyes
Yoda with a blank stare and wide open eyes
An uncanny valley world map with various cities misplaced and a total lack of New Zealand
A video still captioned “Request Soviet Officer”
Hank Beatty with Laser Eyes
Two quote skeets of a Bielema meme - one says “Fucking love Bielema” and the other says “Fuck Bielema”
Two quote skeets of a Bret Bielema meme. One says “Fucking love Bielema” and the other says “Fuck Bielema”
The woman yelling at cat meme overlayed by Shane Beamer losing his mind at a smirking Bret Bielema.
Bret Bielema’s dream formation: Offensive linemen across the entire width of the field.
A Jindo dog on his back, one arm straight up like a flagpole, and his head upside down but sort of angled back at the viewer in a bizarre way.
A bowl of Filipino-style Spam sinangag (garlic fried rice) with golden rice grains, cubes of browned Spam, sautéed onions, scallions, and crispy garlic bits, topped with toasted sesame seeds. Bright red bell pepper slices add color, though they are a nontraditional addition.
Fried rice with spam, pineapple, red bell peppers, Spanish onion, green onion, lobster mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, and a sesame seed topping.
Smashburger as Described in Post
Arguably the cutest newborn baby girl in the world, soundly sleeping on her side in a swaddle.
Four panel comic with a women shouting at a cat, overlayed with Shane Beemer arguing with a smirking Bret Bielema.
Milo the Jindo offering his paw
News banner titled “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises” with the text “Permanent Linear Progression on All Your Lifts”
Milo the dog, sitting at attention.
Ken Watanabe staring blankly, the uncaptioned version of the “Let Them Fight” meme.
LAB DF3 Putter with an orange head addressing a golf ball.
Think about it guy with the Ferrari logo over his face saying “can’t mess up pit stop strategy if there aren’t any pit stops”
Meme panel from Idiocracy: “What is habeas corpus?” “It’s what plants crave.”
Keen’s Mutton Chop, Medium Rare, on a plate
View of the Empire State Building from a rooftop bar.
Broiled sole over pasta and cream sauce.
New York skyline form hotel room.
Updated Charity Bowl standings with Illinois now over $3,000 ahead of South Carolina, and passing other schools including Big 10 rivals Rutgers, Maryland, and Purdon’t.
Charity donation standings showing Illinois ranked below South Carolina and above Maryland.
Four‐panel remix of the “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme with a college‐football twist: Top left: A blonde cast member from The Real Housewives reunion, eyes wide and mouth agape in mid‑scream, finger extended as a brunette friend pulls her back. Top right: “Smudge the Cat” seated before a plate of salad and glass of water, looking mildly offended and confused. Bottom left: South Carolina head coach Shane Beamer in a garnet polo, face flushed and mid‑yell, held back by an assistant pointing toward the field. Bottom right: Illinois head coach Bret Bielema in a navy pullover with headset, standing calm and smirking.
Shane Beamer making the face my toddler makes when he has a bowel movement during the Citrus Bowl loss to Illinois.
Donation receipt for $112.68 ($109.77 plus processing fees)
The Florida Gator wearing a sweater Winnie the Pooh style, flexing its arms. In the style Of the Gadsden Flag it has the caption “am I being detained”
The image shows a European Commission slide titled "Future relationship" depicting different types of trade relationships with the EU. It displays a descending stair-step diagram showing various countries' arrangements, starting with the EU flag at the top, then Norway, Switzerland, Ukraine, Turkey, South Korea, and Canada. Each step shows "UK red lines" that would prevent similar arrangements, including "No ECJ jurisdiction," "No free movement," "No substantial financial contribution," and "Regulatory autonomy." A checkmark appears by Canada, suggesting this model might be compatible with UK requirements. On the right is "No deal" with a World Trade Organization logo below. The diagram illustrates potential post-Brexit trade relationship options for the UK.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ It does not show a magical “UK gets everything it wants in exchange for nothing” option, notably.
Meme: NOW THATS WHAT I CALL GROWTH WORTH A 125 P/E RATIO
M Bison: For you, the day the NOAA SPC said you had moderate risk for severe weather was the biggest storm of your life. But in the Midwest, it was Tuesday.
Hotel fire warning sign with off translations, especially: “Attack the center of the fire with the fire extinguishers without exposing yourself” “IF YOU CANNOR MASTER THE FIRE”
I sleep: Article alleging accounting fraud by Tesla. Real shit: Written by Dan McCrum
Ace Attorney Courtroom: Klavier: Is there a leakage? Phoenix: A leakage of what? Klavier: I have the seat full of water. Like, FULL of water! Phoenix: Must be the water. Klavier: Let’s add that to the words of wisdom.
Gameplay screenshot of the Northern Cave from Final Fantasy 7. The player character stands at the top of a series of cliffs with a pointer icon highlighting his location.