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Geek connoisseur, amateur philosopher and creator of #SexyShelob. -Queer mess -Theistic Humanist CW: May contain unironic Christposting

Peep in Mycenean armour looking like a bronze barrel.
OP: Can I ask a question? How come, in a universe where Thor and Hercules are public and well-established heroes but Jesus remains entirely absent, there aren't more pagan converts? I mean, I think Rick&Morty had it right with the giant heads. If people knew which gods were real, they'd worship those.
Jonathan Frakes:
Jonathan Frakes:
"Phlox does a genocide"
Jean-Luc Picard with a stack of electronic padds on his desk.
Thoth
The Venus de Milo for some reason.
OP: Religion is superstitious hogwash and has no place in politics, especially of the Left. You're either hedging your bets on the World to Come or fighting for this one. DSA may be a "big yurt" but this horseshit is simply embarrassing.
Gorn
Borg Trinity Shield
The Founder looking non to good.
Bashir and Sloan with a Holo-Romulan.
Bashir being menaced by some S31 jackboots.
Luther Sloan, the enigmatic head of Section 31.
L'rell and Kol from Star Trek: Discovery
Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2024‬ ‪@devedy.bsky.social‬ · 1h www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u... Several Women Who Dated Graham Platner Recall ‘Unsettling’ Behavior www.nytimes.com ‪Kashana‬@kashana.blacksky.app‬ 53m What if they just made an entire guy out of red flags?
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Human Sarah Sisko with Joseph Sisko
Virgin Believer vs Chad Believer
Cool story, bro
A Bajoran Orb looking all spoopy.
"The School of Athens" by Raphael
A time displaced Joan of Arc faces done Ladybug and Cat Noir atop the Eiffel Tower. JOAN: Gilles? What is this witchcraft?
Philo of Alexandria c. 20 BCE–c. 50 CE · Alexandria, Hellenistic Jewish the Alexandrian Jewish Platonist Your taste lives in the Philonic neighborhood: Hellenistic Jewish, Platonist in temperament, fluent in Greek philosophy, devoted to the Torah read allegorically as a vehicle for higher contemplation. The cultural neighbors are people drawn to the synthesis of Athens and Jerusalem at its earliest moment, before Christianity made that synthesis its own.
MAN: Hear me out, guys… *Man’s Hear Me Out is literally any attractive woman ever* WOMAN: Hear me out, guys… *Woman’s Hear Me Out is a forest demon with a corpse-like physique and a bare deer-skull for a face* FOREST DEMON: Hear me out, guys… *Forest demon’s Hear Me Out is a Biblically accurate ophan* OPHAN: Hear me out, guys… *Ophan’s Hear Me Out is the Beatific Vision*
OP: keeping it absolutely 100, if we are serious about making amends for the whole “infidels” business we are gonna have to un-canonize like a BUNCH of medieval guys who became saints for doing war crimes, but boy I’m into this as a Step One!
WENDIGO: Hear me out, guys... *The Wendigo's Hear Me Out is a Biblically accurate Ophan
FEUDAL PEASEANT: I am socialist. MR GOTCHA: And yet you exchange money for goods and services.
For context, David Bentley Hart is an American philosopher and theologian who is also obsessed with baseball.
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
Donald Trump + Saddam Hussein = Maximum Blasphemy
TRENCH PILGRIM: I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
Conan of Cimmeria, beeing all "come at me, bro!"
Georgie-boy applying some Luigi logic.
A statute od the Egyptian god Set with the head of a... something or other.
Mark 10:6-9 New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition 6 But from the beginning of creation, ‘God made them male and female.’ 7 ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife,[a] 8 and the two shall become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two but one flesh. 9 Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” Read full chapter Footnotes 10.7 Other ancient authorities lack and be joined to his wife
The 'Dead Christ' by Hans Holbien: an oil painting showing a life-size, grotesque depiction of the stretched and unnaturally thin body of Jesus Christ lying in His tomb.
You are most like Maximus the Confessor Eastern Orthodox c. 580 – 662 AD You think with the breathtaking cosmic vision of Maximus the Confessor — the Byzantine theologian who saw all of creation as a vast web of divine meanings (logoi) held together in the eternal Logos. Like Maximus, you believe the whole created order is moving toward its final offering-up to God in love. Christ is not merely Savior but the very axis around which the universe turns. You are drawn to synthesis: nature and grace, body and soul, time and eternity — all things ultimately reconciled and offered up in him. You believe truth is worth suffering for, and you paid the price. Cosmic Christology Theosis Logos & Logoi Recapitulation Divine Energies
The Prince of Egypt (Dreamworks Studio)
The "Pillars of Creation", a vast golden nebula set against a deep blue starscape, photo by the James Webb space telescope.
The Annunciation (L'annonciation) James Tissot Object Label According to Luke, an angel appeared to Mary and announced that she would bear the Son of God. Tissot adhered to art-historical precedents for this biblical episode, placing the Angel Annunciate at left and Mary at right. Her white robes, symbolizing purity, set her apart from the pattern-on-pattern furnishings that the artist used to signal the “authenticity” of the exotic Eastern setting. Mary sits on the floor with head bowed and hands open, humbly accepting her role. In a later passage of his published Bible, Tissot wrote an extensive commentary on the hierarchies and anatomies of angels. Citing biblical texts, he indicates that the cherubim, the angelic messengers he depicted in some of his images, are endowed with the face of a man and three pairs of wings: one pair to veil the face, another to cover the body, and the last used for flight on divine missions. Caption James Tissot (Nantes, France, 1836–1902, Chenecey–Buillon, France). The Annunciation (L'annonciation), 1886–1894. Opaque watercolor over graphite on gray wove paper, Image: 6 11/16 x 8 9/16 in. (17 x 21.7 cm) Sheet: 6 11/16 x 8 9/16 in. (17 x 21.7 cm) Frame: 15 x 20 x 1 1/2 in. (38.1 x 50.8 x 3.8 cm). Brooklyn Museum, Purchased by public subscription, 00.159.16. (Photo: Brooklyn Museum)
The so called "Straight?"
"The root of suffering is attachment." -The Buddha
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, Father of the Million Favoured Ones, Bringer of Strange Joy!
Jonathan Frakes (Beyond Belief)
JRR Tolkien's Middle-Earth superimposed over modern Europe
Hellboy demanding pancakes.
Glimmer from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Metal dwarf pirate miniature next to a AA battery for scale.
Flamingo-headed Set as depicted by Hodari Nundu
Narcissus starring at his own reflection.
Serpentor looking snakier than usual.
Set from G.I. Joe (The Gods Below)
Wrath-Amon from Conan the Adventurer. I don't know how to convey this properly in alt text but every single item of his outfit is just a literal snake.
Conan wrassling with some Sneople.
Jason Mamoa as Aquaman
Prince Canute (Vinland Saga)