Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️

@alice.averlong.com

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Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 AuADHD creature of elemental internet collector of keysmashes used to be called Foone, before the war

The poster for Ator l'invincibile, featuring a buff Conan-like character holding a sword up, with fire behind him. The text has been edited to read "ATOR VASTATIN"
The poster for Ator l'invincibile, featuring a buff Conan-like character holding a sword up, with fire behind him. The text has been edited to read "ATOR VASTATIN"
The CALC.EXE program from windows 3.1: a simple, flat shaded calculator
An email screenshot, showing a post from LinkedIn saying "top companies are hiring"
a brightly colored maze game, using the same sprites as the platformer nuts & milk. simple single-color (or 2-color) sprites, grey, gren and blue tiles.
Milk Nuts, a simple single-screen platformer. The sprites and tiles are more blocky than the C64 version, but have more colors
A screenshot of Nuts & Milk for the Famicom. It's a single-screen platformer, with a light-blue blob and a pink blob as characters. There's various 3-color tiles and sprites about
Hot Pop for the C64. A simple single-screen platformer, with little blobby player & enemies. Each sprite & background tile is a single solid color, or a single color and black (the background color)
a comic book with similar coloring, lettering, and page numbers to the above comic
a comic, with two men talking. Right man: "Pain excites me... I love to be hurt!" Left man: "That's wonderful, I get excited when I cause pain!" Right man: "Maybe we can get together."
a tumblr post by clickrtraind. part 1: instant puppy part 2: panel one girl scared and sad and wearing clothes she hates and too tired and done to take care of herself. shes like no its ok im sorry for taking up space i dont want to bother you . cut to panel two and her new owner's got her lying across her thighs, stroking her softly and kissinf her sore paws even though she's still kind of wet from thw bath her owner gave her. shes got a bone strapped into her snout so she cant apologize for being around anymore #puppyposting
A screenshot of the game Hyperspeed, showing the cockpit of a spaceship. The screen shows text, reading: Microprose regrets that continuing casual and organized software piracy requires that we maintain a minimal form of copy protection. We have done our best to minimize intrusion upon legitimate owners of Hyperspeed. Please open your Hyperspeed manual and in section 5.3.5, finish the first word on line 2. >S
the domino blocks increasing in size meme the smallest says "SA Forums Banning Hentai" and the largest says "Being unable to safely eat produce" a third label has been added, pointing at one of the dominoes, reading: "Alice passes up a chance to stab moot in 2007"
A beige 90s computer displaying the non-binary flag (four horizontal stripes, of yellow, white, purple, and black)
A standard 104-key ISO keyboard layout, but the left alt has been expanded to be wider than a standard spacebar, making the resulting spacebar tiny
the oil painting Ein Kunstfreund (The Art Lover) by August Siegert. In it, a very small child looks into a painting partially covered in cloth, that's bigger than they are. They seem to mesmerized by the artwork. The art they're looking at has been replaced with sinkdog: a drawing of an anthropomorphic dog who has a kitchen sink for a torso. She's lying on her back, holding up a cleaning cloth and a plate, and her sink is full of soapy bubbles, and the faucet is pouring more water in. (This is the sinkdog variant without a visible vagina)
the oil painting Ein Kunstfreund (The Art Lover) by August Siegert. In it, a very small child looks into a painting partially covered in cloth, that's bigger than they are. They seem to mesmerized by the artwork, of a battle scene.
A sticker on a car, reading "Gone but not Forgotten" then the old windows logo then "Windows 95" "August 24, 1995 - December 31, 2001" It's in Comic Sans.
Screenshot of the game Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat for the NES. The screen shows a sprite of Danny, with the big text reading "DANNY'S TIPS" and smaller text reading: I'm testing to see if encoding it differently will work better on blusky.
Screenshot of the game Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat for the NES. The screen shows a sprite of Danny, with the big text reading "DANNY'S TIPS" and smaller text reading: USE NITRO FOR A QUICK HIGH. USE PIT STOP WHEN YOU NEED TO SNIFF HER MUSK OR ON FIRE. STAY IN SCHOOL EAT YOUR TEETH. KILL THE OTHER RACERS FOR THEIR CRIMES
Screenshot of the game Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat for the NES. The screen shows a sprite of Danny, with the big text reading "DANNY'S TIPS" and smaller text reading: USE NITRO FOR A QUICK HIGH. USE PIT STOP WHEN YOU NEED TO SNIFF HER MUSK OR ON FIRE. STAY IN SCHOOL EAT YOUR TEETH. KILL THE OTHER RACERS FOR THEIR CRIMES
Screenshot of the game Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat for the NES. The screen shows a sprite of Danny, with the big text reading "DANNY'S TIPS" and smaller text reading: I'm full of gender and bees
Screenshot of the game Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat for the NES. The screen shows a sprite of Danny, with the big text reading "DANNY'S TIPS" and smaller text reading: USE TURBOS FOR SPEED BOOST. USE PIT STOP WHEN OUT OF GAS OR ON FIRE. TURBO BUTTON WILL EXIT PIT EARLY. KNOCK OTHER CARS OFF THEIR JACKS.
The painting "Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery". He's wearing a suit, looking at a painting in the art gallery. The painting has been replaced by "sinkdog", by the DeviantArt user daleport996
A large pale skinned trans woman with vivid red hair, smiling in her round light-gold glasses, standing in front of a door and finally wearing something other than pajamas, a light blue dress with white flowers
two handheld tally counter devices, with a button that clicks up a 4-digit number. The two displayed are pink and white.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ricter confronts Dracula. The image is replaced with a headshot of Mitch Connell. The text reads: Mitch McConnell It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.
A tweet by William Shatner, saying "scream-emoji Fatty Milkers?"
A beige computer with a integrated wedge keyboard and a white box on top, including a very small green monochrome monitor. It's labeled "GNASCOM"
A beige computer with a integrated wedge keyboard and a white box on top, including a very small green monochrome monitor. It's labeled "NASCOM"
A screenshot of Gnome Ranger, showing a reddish trail. The text below: MORNING The troll crawled back under its rock. Please insert save disk and press a key. Filename ? BROKE Please insert game disk. That data was not saved from Gnome Ranger. Ingrid's adventure was at an end. Please type OOPS, RAM RESTORE, RESTORE or RESTART: _
Gnome Ranger, showing a drawing of a witch holding a wand. The text below: But eventually the time came to leave, so Ingrid said farewell to her gnew friends and walked purposefully away, down the road.. Ingrid scored 280 out of 300 and was a rookie. A funny little troll appeared from under a rock and stopped Ingrid, "Sorry, but I don't know if you are allowed to do that". The troll waved a copy of a remarkably small book. "To prove that you are, tell me one word from your diary, The Gnettlefield Journal. What is the word at page 27, line 4, word 1?"
a low-color-depth image of three eagle chicks in a gnest, looking up
a typewritten sheet reading: Look down the appropriate list to find what you want to know about, then look up the bracketed gnumbers after it to find the answers. When words in te answers have capital letters, this means they can be looked up in turn.
a screenshot of a c64 screen showing the interactive fiction Gnome Ranger. Text on screen: What gnow? SOUTH Ingrid went south, and was on a grassy plain. Exists lead gnorth, gnortheast, and east. Ingrid put a stop to the "What gnow" messages. >
Elrond from Lord of the Rings saying "I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago"
A screenshot of GTA for the GBC, with the text "I'm full of gender and bees!"
A screenshot of a Lemmings 3D level, running in LOAP. It's a simple 3D level with a spiral staircase going up from a tiny island
morpheus from The Matrix saying "You've never used them before"
The Cool Crab Pride Flag: A vector crab wearing sunglasses and sipping a cola, on top of the Gilbert Baker 6-stripe gay pride flag
a 2D shmup game, where the player ship at the bottom moves around while shooting at enemy ships at the top
The game Keymageddon: A red car drives around a low-poly city, past little people with letters floating above their head. a couple are run over. The car appears to control very awkwardly at low speeds
A black and white photo of a bowling alley, showing the penguin-themed bowling pins
Screenshot from 30 Rock where Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson are on Hardball, staring in disbelief at the center square, where Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up plays
the above post, with a red arrow drawn between where I used "their" for myself, and the "she/her" label under my name
a 5.25" diskette with left and right write protect notches The game is called Demon's Forge, by Mastertronic, and says it's a Flippy Diskette. Side A is PC Software and Side B is Apple IIe/IIc
a twitter post from @foone saying: The PS/2 pride flag! The purple represents the keyboard the green represents the mouse and the beige represents the case below it is an image of 5 stacked horizontal colors: purple, green, beige, green, purple
a wikipedia page section: Ritual destruction The destruction of a video game is highly ceremonial. Even the level assets are removed in a specific order, along with the rest of the data until at last the game has been dismantled to show impermanence. The bits are collected in a jar which is then wrapped in silk and transported to a river (or any place with moving water), where it is released back into nature to disperse the entertaining energies of the video games to sentient beings in water and throughout the world.
a screenshot of the famicom game Nuts & Milk: It's a colorful single-screen platformer starring a pink blob
a beige computer from the 90s with a CRT displaying the disability pride flag
A calendar entry for June 1st 2034, titled "Alice Shery Averlong today" with a link back to this thread
A corn-shaped object on a shelf, next to a rotary phone.
A beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the trans pride flag
"So this here is a Motorola MDT-9100-386 Police Terminal. The idea was, you'd have this in the police car, and the police officers could just write up information and transmit it through a radio that was connected to it (I don't actually have it here) back to the station. And every time I've shown this thing off, and its lovely, but difficult to focus on, monochrome screen, people have asked a simple question: Why exactly does it have this button here, labeled STALIN?" The camera zooms in on the "3" key, which indeed says STALIN on it. (well, "STA LIN" with a space) "Well, after looking through some information, and setting some stuff up; I'm finally able to reveal why it has a Stalin button! *pushes*" The camera reveals an incandescent light bulb with a filament in the shape of Stalin's head, as the anthem of the USSR plays. After a moment, the camera pans up, revealing that WinAmp (with a USSR theme) is running on the computer behind it, playing the USSR Anthem.
The Mach Five drives at the camera, then Speed jumps out. After he jumps, time pauses, and the camera rotates around him
A CD-R labeled Mac Doom/Doom II/Ultimate Doom Source 2/15/96 Confidential + Proprietary
An anime woman lying in bed, wearing only a pink apron, with the title "SEX 2" over it
Microsoft 3D Movie Maker, showing the first angle of the Misty City background, a modern urban city
a style-selector from amazon, showing Grip Mount, CNC, and VISE as options. Grip Mount is 30$, CNC is 51$, and Vise is 35$
a bluesky screenshot, with @alice.averlong.com saying "Being poly is great, I have 6 girlfriends (and a boyfriend)" @freyja-lynx.dev replies: "ONE IS ENOUGH!!!!!!"