Ali Garfinkel

@aligarchy.bsky.social

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tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY

Sadaf brand dried sour cherry sheet in its packaging
a quick panning shot of all the pale ass paralyzed spiders before me
pale spiders scattered across a red ground
text from a friend: "you know the persian crispy rice / tahdig. my dad told siri to set a 45 minute timer for tahdig" followed by a photo of his smart watch that says "take a dick, 45 min"
headline from abc news "Astronomers discover strange new celestial object in our Milky Way galaxy" paired with mugshot of former cop who was in prison for rape and murder but recently escaped and is still at large 🥰
a lil bday pic of me in a nice black top 🥳
my adult body swaddled-wrapped in a bed sheet
screenshot of sailor moon ep where her friend asks "I mean, what college man would kiss a fourteen-year old?"
a car laden with various bumper stickers that say things like "I BRAKE FOR AMERICA'S ONLY NATIVE MARSUPIAL" "Pro-Possum, Pro-Choice" "HOW AM I DRIVING? I'M NOT. THIS VEHICLE IS DRIVEN BY 700 RATS."
chris cuomo instagram story promoting an episode with steve bannon
Excerpt from article about Katy Perry singing in space: After the 10-minute flight, King revealed that Perry was singing "What a Wonderful World." Perry explained why she chose to sing the Louis Armstrong classic. King said that she and other crew members, which also included the bioastronautics research scientist and civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, the former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, and the film producer Kerianne Flynn, wanted Perry to sing one of her hits like "Roar" or "Firework," but Perry declined, saying the moment was "not about me."
a wrap held together with a long plastic clip
Tokyo buildings in the early evening
Woman harassed partner's ex by sending 'purely malicious fart selfies': A woman harassed her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend by sending her "purely malicious" videos of herself farting, a court has heard.
my mom now with a hood up and black mask completely covering her face with the sunglasses over it
my mom dressed in all black wearing black sunglasses and a black hat with a black facemask
Daily Mail headline: Vets issue an urgent warning about KISSING your dogs
my white haired dad looking filled and fresh
close on aaron eckhart saying "i'm the bricklayer"
aaron eckhart studying some bricks
promo image for cancelled cbs show Braindead
10th or 11th grade picture day photo. crunchy peroxided hair. stayed out in the sun too long. yikes
red grippy hospital sock
an iphone camera allegedly withstanding the impact of a bullet because of a plastic lens case
basil shaker labeled "Basil Leaves California"
7 year old me in a shiny turquoise (?) pantsuit, school photo style. c.1995
a frog with 2 dark spots on its back that look like eyes. text: "this frog can inflate false eyes on its back to scare off predators"
text from friend saying she walked into [redacted for privacy] office today and saw a cute guy there. it was a skeleton decoration in human clothes.
A big and small label maker side by side. The big one is labeler majora, the smaller is labeler minora
MSN news headline reading: NASA Alert: 110-foot asteroid moving towards Earth at 37510 km/h
very hairy dog hanging out of a car window but looks like a cursed child
a receipt proving i only ordered 8, for the haters
A warning sign stating: Young children can STRANGLE in cord and bead chain loops. They can also wrap cords around their necks and STRANGLE.
a mac and cheese scented candle. it smells like the 'cheese' powder from the blue box. you think you'll like it like a dumb ass millennial but trust me it is offensive it won't even be worth it ironically
me with jack-o-lantern makeup and a t-shirt with pumpkins taped to it
ikea sign picturing a drill and text that reads: "sometimes it's nice to have someone else mount it for you"
packaging that says x1 hex wrench
dog watching me from the driver's seat of a car. his P.I. hat on the dash i presume