Ali Hancock

@alihancock.bsky.social

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Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/

Sad colander in a cupboard
Two guinea pigs, one white with black spots, one lilac with a ginger stripe investigating their newly cleaned cage. They are very intense in their work. The food bowls and tubes aren't back in yet and this is deeply perturbing.
A very alert dalmation guinea pig watches the skies, while a pale brown guinea pig has a little rest in a blue fabric tube.
A cassette of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles track.
A shot from the telly. It's that 'Evolution' show with Chris Packham. There's a wriggly underwater thing but importantly the subtitles say 'From a prehistoric anus that caused a mass extinction,'.
"Other common names. Cammock, common st john's wort, devil chaser, devil's scourge, God's wonder plant, herb John, human blood, klamath weed, penny John, rosin rose, St columba's flower, eurinllys Trydwll
A vic 20 computer. If you've never experienced one, imagine a keyboard only rounded, beige and lumpen.
Red t shirt with Double Dare logo which you'll probably only recognise if you're in your late 40s- early 50s
Lightning map showing a storm approaching south wales...eventually.
"48 hour isolation alert as tesco, asda, sainsbury and morrisons recall fruit"
screenshot from facebook "fairy has imlited the ability to comment".
A guinea pig called Ralph (who has just been given a big pile of hay) reaches through the bars to eat the hay pile of another pig, Tatws. A third pig, Qbert is in a quandary- easy food or crime food?
screen shot of a shopping search for cryogeneic chambers which show options to buy from Alibaba and Ebay. The Ebay one is about 26k, the Alibaba one is 12k, and to be honest if you're putting your corpse into it you're not going to notice if you don't get revived. Maybe fine to go for that one.
"The core rope memory was nicknamed “LOL memory”, where LOL stood for the "Little Old Ladies" who assembled it. They were supervised by “rope mothers”, who were often males."
screen shot from an analysis of stuff backed up on my computer. It reads "Pictures, 508.5 GB". DAMN.
Cookie dough flavour kit kat. I suppose it's a biscuit that tastes of uncooked biscuit.
A montage of photos of a game of scrabble. They're taken from different angles and at different times in the game so it creates a dynamic sense of space and movement.
Santa in a sleigh attached to a welsh dragon who's doing the lawn. Not kidding.
Imagine if someone asked for a logo for 'Celtic Mowers', you'd think you'd get past the first idea of a welsh dragon mowing, but no. Fair play this designer just went with it. Glorious.
A leaflet who's heading is 'After Death?'
A beigey colour guinea pig with red eyes hiding under a little bit of blonde hair.
My horrible bad guy face as dalmatian gonna pig drapes on my shoulder like a stole.
Purple Welsh dragon on a window.
2 shelves of cameras with an overly decorative background. I won't list all the cameras, but there's a WWF Slam cam, a medium format lubitel, a Polaroid, a box brownie and a haunted robot cat camera. Oh and the beer can camera I used for my MA final project.
A headline said 'how I made a life size Micheal Jackson cake'. Its over what looks like a Jackson who's been cloned by those mannequin creatures in dr who, screaming as it attacks. Somehow it looks less human than actual Micheal Jackson .
White and grey guinea pig on the grass, nose pointed directly at you.
Dr who title circa 1984 'Your future nightmares '
It looks like a Star Trek opening "I, BattenBorg". The Enterprise is being attacked, not by The Borg but by a battenburg cake. Hilarious, I promise you.
1 star review: Scam. "Foxes don't care at all, which isn't surprising because the label says this stuff contains peppermint, cumin, chilli, and other completely normal things. Last I checked foxes aren't scared of curry."
3 star review. "Fox loved it"
DS9. The episode is "Quark's Greggs."
duolingo bear saying "There are parsnjps in my pocket".
A screenshot from swansea online. The headline reads 'man set colleague's clothes on fire then said it was common practice at work"
3 pictures, captioned. 1, a fluffy guinea pig pops her head out of a box hidey "Another lovely day being a guinea pig! Let's see what everyone's up to...". 2) She's further out of her box now, but she's caugh a glimpse of her neighbours up to something "What the...?!". 3) Now all we see is her butt as she disappears into a nearby tube "NOPE!".
A rainy Asda car park from inside my car, safe from kids playing madonna
A petrol pump showing £61.11 with a sticker off trump pointing and saying 'i did that' and that awful reform man saying 'I support that'.
Fox having a yawn on a patio.
Picture of my costumes. Speech bubbles read "Preparing for a new comedy show later this year..." and "What do you even wear when you're not a character?". The dates for upcoming gigs are: tonight, Drones, Chapter Arts, Cardiff, 19th May, comedy and cocktails, the dockfeeder, cardiff, 28th May Dead Inside Competition and Novemer Swansea FRinge, perhaps?.
Fuzzy lamb who's curled up on themselves.
A white and grey dalmation guinea pig stands attentively on his back paws with his front ones on the side of the cage like he's at a box office. HIs ears are a little bit aeroplane-y.
A packet of blue bonbons.
A very elaborate sofa in front of some stairs.
Picture of me trying to be that Goya picture 'saturn devouring his children'. Instead of a human child I am eating a doll. My face is bloody with gore (facepaint).
A piece of fabric sits in a wicker basket. The picture on it is, I think, a Welsh historical figure, but it's folded so the only parts of the text you can see says 'poo'. Not really worth it, sorry.
A chalk sign for hot drinks, and doughnuts spelt d o h n u t s
Mirror selfie of me in a long granny square waistcoat thing. It's very brightly coloured. There are plastic light bulbs around the mirror because I'm classy.
It's a oval light, glowing blue rooms the edges. It has googly eyes.
Picture of the King getting a green blue peter badge for environmental work.
it's me, wearing steampunk goggles and looking to the sky. In the sky it says 'female pilot club quarter-finalist'.