TheKrakaren

@allegrosolutionsllc.com

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Green-haired, pierced and inked knitter, author, and violinist. The She-Hulk of cybersecurity and privacy compliance. Absolutely nothing of any value or importance is said here. Hopefully, you find it funny though.

the Psyduck pokemon is in a little floatie grabbing his head and shaking it like he's in pain with another one of his headaches and he is a sweet smoosh.
Image of a woman with brightly colored hair, various face piercings, and a tattoo of music around her neck with colorful music notes floating up the neck.
An announcment about the Using Fandom in YOur Activism panel at Connecticon in Hartford, CT - on Saturday, 7/19, from 4:15-5:15 in the Bespin Barracuda panel room
A grid showing four personalities - prep, jock, goth, nerd - and a black dot in the overlap of nerd/goth categories.
Small Wonder is an American comedy science fiction sitcom that aired in first-run syndication from September 7, 1985, to May 20, 1989. The show chronicles the family of a robotics engineer who secretly creates a robot modeled after a human girl, then tries to pass it off as their adopted daughter, Vicki. The series turned out to be a surprise hit, specifically among children, with reruns airing internationally. Owing to its popularity in some countries, the show had to be dubbed for different languages.
Two side by side photos On the left a woman with face piercings wears a much-too-large top hat with a green tuft of hair sticking out. On the right is the glorious actress Marlene Dietrich looking chic and sassy with a top hat just slightly askew atop a head of bobbed blond curls.
A full orchestra plays a selection from Pokemon
Screenshot of Pokemon Go Party with two avatars showing that they’re trying to catch 20 different species of pokemon
A small black dogs hides on a chair with covers while a small white and brown dog hides in a pile of stuffed animals and blankets. It’s the Where’s Waldo of Puppers
Baby pokemon jumps up and stamps its feet looking like it’s going to try to attack.
Notifications from Instacart saying a “favorite” is on sale… That favorite is Advil.
A tattooed hand holds up a knitting project with a drum line in the background
You can do this. You can do this. You can do this, yes you can.
A LinkedIn post that says: Lately, with everything *waves hands* going on in the world, I've been struggling with motivation. And I don't know who needs this but - as a 47 year old, I find my inspiration in the life events that my friends and I share. I'm honestly truly grateful for - and inspired by - colonoscopy prep. In just a few hours it gets 💩 moving and provides the requisite deliverables. So, today, I urge you to go out and be the colonoscopy prep you want to see in the world.
Calendar appointment for asking a person in 30-something years if they still weigh 120lbs.
A freshly baked bread bowl oozes with melted cheesy deliciousness and while eating it you can feel your soul leave your body.
Woman with face piercings and music note glasses sings “time to get back on my shit” with vocal warmup arpeggios.
Photo from above looking down at a Lego build with 5 Star Wars clone trooper minifigures and a single resin mini-crow
Pink care bear winking and holding up its paw with the description “BE ME BEAR SURROUNDS HERSELF WITH FRIENDS THAT APPRECIATE ALL OF HER UNIQUE QUALITIES AND ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO BE THE VERY BEST VERSION OF THEMSELVES!”
Image of cartoon character with blue/green hair and pink horns writing in a notebook while sitting on a beanbag chair next to a fireplace with a three-eyed black cat wearing a witch hat at her feet. On the upper right corner is a to-do list.
On the right is a painted portrait of Francis Scott Key, a red headed man with curly hair, smallish wide set eyes, a long nose, and small mouth. On the left is a plushie of a man with red hair, crazy eyes, a gigantic nose and a tiny mouth holds a felt “quill pen” in one hand and a felt square in the other that reads “oh say can you see…?”
A plushie of a man with red hair, crazy eyes, a gigantic nose and a tiny mouth holds a felt “quill pen” in one hand and a felt square in the other that reads “oh say can you see…?”
A LinkedIn post that has says "It's really hard to travel these days. But, that's one of my favorite parts of my job. To do my job, I need to do a lot of research, and oh! the places it takes me. Just look at that view!" with two photos attached - one is a form to download marketing content that has "Nope" listed as the Company and State/Province/Region, and "Vanuatu" as the country. Next to it is a picture of a Vanuatu beach
A violin and bow are arranged on top of a violin case that has a sticker with a grumpy faced person with words “choose joy” underneath.
Picture of a female pilgrim with the sea in the background. Title of the book is Constance A Story of Early Plymouth
Woman poses in a very cozy handknit sweater that while it may have many mistakes is super comfy and warm and she looks very pleased about this. Her tshirt reads “Protect Trans Youth”
Black dog gets stuck in a blanket only to get out of it then look at the camera with confused face as if to say “what just happened?”
Dog stares mournfully through a sliding glass door and oh the absolute horrors of his life how woeful his existence
Dog stares into the void contemplating how clearly mistreated he is
Dog sleeping peacefully on a hand-knit sweater while the knitter considers how she can take it from him to wear it as she initially intended then realizes she is no longer in control of who owns the sweater.
Sad mopey little black dog looks like he’s dissociating while lying on a neon green sweater
Woman stands in front of a mirror making a “ok hmmm not bad” face while modeling an armless cardigan sweater. Note: her neon hair matches the neon yarn *chef’s kiss*
A trash bin with different graffiti and stickers with one sticker of a woman with the grumpiest face and the words “Choose Joy” underneath.
Photo of the character Jayne Cobb from Firefly wearing the Very Specific Knit Hat
Woman with hair wrapped in a towel practices vocal warmups using “not my circus not my monkey”
A statue of Jesus’s mother Mary stands inside what looks like a concrete clawfoot tub but is really just a weird encasement to protect the statue.
Screen shot of an attempted smishing attack that uses an email address megangonsalez2874@ninfan.com
Woman with bright neon hair makes a “so that’s a thing” face while holding up a knitting project that matches her hair.
The right side of a woman’s face scrunches up like she’s in actual physical pain
A tiny dog sits, staring like she’s dissociating, in a metal sink Person 1:Forgot to close the gate when I went out to grab our water bottles and this is what I came back to Person 2: l laughed. Dave laughed. Liam just grumbled "Je-sus Christ dog"
Hand holding playbill for Operation Mincemeat in front of the stage.
Shiny wood spinning wheel spinning a soft, fuzzy fiber with two dogs in the background sunning themselves.
Two cute dogs chilling out on a blankets and couches stare in confusion as their owner sings about how being a cute dog rocks. These two dogs are out there living their best lives.
Adorable dogs with a heart marking on her forehead stares into the void while trying to hide the fact that she stole an earplug off the night table in less than 5 seconds. Her cheek is puffed out and you can see the blue foam sticking out between her teeth
Small black dog with mouth open sits in front of an iPad with a screen showing a blog post and research into critical infrastructure security. He is goodest boi helping with work and will be paid several treats.
A bobbin of hand spun yarn in various shades of pinks, purples, and blues. Slowly filling up over the last month
Rainbow haired female presenting person performs the Crosby Stills Nash and Young song Teach Your Children on the violin. She is imperfect but passionate and focused.
Small black dog with big trusting eyes stares upward while his very pink tongue licks a white splotch of yogurt off his very boopable nose
A hand holds a sticker that says “choose joy” with a very grumpy smooshed up stink face being made by a real live human ultimately summing up all the feelings
A cute blue and green cartoon dog is talking with Retsuko, a very cute - but very stressed out - red panda wearing a dress
Spun fiber on wheel in gradient shades varying from bright pink to dark teals and blues and purples.
Head of small black dog begrudgingly placed on owner’s left leg while owner holds fiber in right hand with wheel in the background
With spinning wheel in foreground, small black dog with big trusting eyes sits on a couch staring into the photographer’s soul or trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick to get his way
Close up on black dog staring at the camera side eye while a left hand holds onto fiber with the spinning wheel in the background
Small black dog with big trusting eyes who’s all hunched over and staring directly into your SOUL
Black dog lying on pillows not facing the camera or its owner because he absolutely knows what he did.
Two ballet flats. One has a much darker - and wetter - insole than the other because there is a big puddle of pee in it
Wry face on woman wearing a black hoodie that says “Brown Girl Tech World” on the front and “Death to Tech Bro Culture” on the back