Allison Hantschel

@allisonhantschel.com

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Media for DAME magazine. She/her. Co-founder, First-Draft.com. Alumna of The Daily Cardinal.

The Mountain Goats performing Up The Wolves
A hole in the roadway, dear Liza, a hole.
Shut up you ugly fuck
A gray and white land seal
Kitty in bed with a caption "this sum bullshit"
Big ol grey and white kitteh
Dude side-eying Meal Team Six as they arrive at airports to mill around aimlessly in tac vests that fit like training bras.
A thicc gray and white cat florps his fat ass on a carpet
A fat cat flops on a blanket.
A fat gray and white cat naps on a chair
A gray and white cat yelling
"I could fix her" yeah? Well i could accept her as she is. You dont like the murder? Grow up. The atrocities are part of her and ive decided they're funny
A hideous woman grins while holding a sign that says “mass deportation now!” at the 2024 Republican National Convention
a cat captioned "local media" deep throats a faucet with the caption "easily disproven police press releases"
Rare photo of two cats together. A gray and white one who has neber done a single thing wrong in his life, and a raging calico bitch who has warrants in six counties.
A tweet about feeding the baby that Alexa heard as "defeat the baby"
Fat grey and white cat is curled up asleep
GOAT
A calico cat wears a red ribbon
Gray and white cat, beloved as a son by his male owner
A British EDM artist encounters American convenience stores for the first time.
Calico cat asleep in a fur blanket
Big ol chungus of a grey and white cat looking very smug
Gray and white cat passed out like a freshman after two beers.
Pic of a tiger and snake that says every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a little bitch
Gray and white cat, asleep.
Girl in a flapper dresz
Protest crowd shot
Protest crowd
cat screaming FUCK YOU
Headline from the Nyt: In Shutdown, Civil Service Turns Political
Fat groundhog in a HUMANE trap before being safely relocated away from my fucking house
Pikachu with a gun
Fat gray and white dumb chungus cat
Big grey chungus of a cat
A useless bitch of a calico cat passed out on top of a pair of shoes. The best girl in the world. A good kitty.
A gray and white cat with two brain cells that hate each other flops on the floor.
smart Brevity cover
two cats sit on a blue chair
Massive cop presence at Millennium Park
An elderly lady's right hand is in a brace and she is right handed and typing is hard.
Onion article: KITTEN THINKS OF NOTHING BUT MURDER ALL DAY