Allison Otting

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A thumbnail of a video seemingly made by a baby whose face is in the middle of the screen. The whites of their eyes are a little too bright. Behind them are two different baby proofing locks—one on two cabinet doors, and the other on what looks like a house door. Large text is at the bottom of the image, reading "WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US....?" with yellow highlighting "HIDING FROM US"
A screenshot from a retro version of neopets. A green Y2K looking fairy looks at the viewer, and the text below reads "Where is my Bucket of Slops?" Below that is a picture of a wooden bucket with unidentifiable sludge and flies swirling above it.
A really “deep fried” image of a crying emoji that has been warped and zoomed in so its lines are wobbly, and its very pixelated. The idea this poster is trying to convey is “pathetic and devastated.”
A picture of a fake Christmas pine tree with multicolored lights and a tremendous amount of ornaments. It’s providing the only light in a dark living room, giving the walls a comfy, multicolored glow.
A chicken sitting on the head of another chicken
A man and woman pose in full costume as two characters from the film “Moonrise Kingdom.” She is dressed as Suzy, looking through a pair of binoculars and holding a suitcase. He is Sam in a boy-scout uniform and Davy Crockett raccoon hat.