Allison Shmallison

@allisonshmallison.bsky.social

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They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!

Notes app list of most of the books I’ve read for HMJ reading bingo
Joe running with lashley on his back till she died
Max tracker app notification saying “depression getting better organized”
List of HMJ summer reading books I’ve listened to. The first one is cut off bc the list is long!!!
List of books I’ve read for HMJ summer reading bingo
Cover of THE WHAT’S HAPPENING TO MY BODY? BOOK FOR GIRLS NEW EDITION
List of books I’ve read for HMJ summer reading bingo!
Bald on the floor
My Pantone birth chart colors
HMJ summer reading bingo list of books and authors I’ve read
List of books I’ve read for HMJ summer reading bingo!
Black and grey fire lily tattoo on my arm
Water bottle with a sparkly Kermit in David Byrne suit sticker. It says “same as it ever was”
HMJ chat summer reading BALDO chart
A brown tabby cat sleeping in a little ball
HMJ chat summer reading BALDO card with 6 spaces + 1 free space filled in
HMJ chat summer reading BALD-O card
3 tabby kittens and one black kitten hanging in some bushes
HMJ chat summer reading card with 4 spaces marked off
Stripey the tabby cat laying on me, but kinda on his back with his back legs sticking in the air and his head on my belly
Grace from resident evil looking at the little girl in the room, with her hand on the glass. Subtitle says “Grace: Cataracts…”
4 Pupusas on plates, on a table with pickled onions and cabbage and hot sauce!!
Little Allison wearing a ballerina costume, red sunglasses, plastic jewelry, and pink jellies with socks, while posing weirdly and making a silly face
Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe image about the number 42
Allison in front of Stonehenge
A corner of a street called Cock Lane
Street graffiti that says I farted in yoga
Colly and Allison hanging in London!!!!
A book named How To Live with a HUGE PENIS displayed with some other weird shit
Reusable red shopping bag from TK Maxx
What Allison would look like in Daria
Pink Winker dressed as an angel
Morticia, a black and white papillon, sitting on a brown couch
A solder station with LED screen, separate iron holder, and attached heat gun!!
Stripey, the brown tabby cat, proud of himself for scrunching up my rug
Stripey, the brown tabby cat, sleeping and looking cute af
A small gold pendant on a chain that has cunt subtly written on it
Screenshot of Joe’s post about hotel TP with buffyvamp’s picture comment, then a separate buffyvamp post of Lucile Bluth looking disgusted.
Me, holding a plant next to my head so that its roots look like my hair
A small brown lizard sitting on the tropical plant tattoo on my arm
Maeighreigh leaning over Daniel Fox as he dies
Brown tabby cat wrapped in a grey blanket
A faceless woman sitting on a bench with her legs crossed
White blob/dog shaped sticker
Allison wearing a black Not This HMJ sweatshirt holding a hot pink lafufu named Dooneese
Brown tabby cat, Stripey, laying on me
Picrew of me with Daria shirt and background
Brown tabby cat opening a box of catnip toys. He’s more interested in the tissue paper at first but then finds the banana!
Brown tabby cat looking at green and red ribbon with his back leg sticking out
HMJ roblox avatar head, in front of toilets, with hands that have weird bendy fingers
Close up of a cats face looking pissed af
Personality test results with Pantone colors. I am Mocha Mousse
Holiday festival with elf on the shelf dancing on a stage and bluey dancing in the crowd
Brown tabby cat laying almost on his back with my arm around him, getting scritches
Vase with skull and octopus tentacles. Looks like it’s been under water for a long time