jung hoseok, dick sommelier

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FKA fictionalaspect. 40's. B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, kpop multi, bandom forever. all fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🙂‍↕️ not female.

A photo of Gillette stadium at sunset with the large central BTS stage erected. We are the first row behind the glass barrier.
Jungkook at a concert making a heart and then cocking his hip to do a fancy "ta-dahhhh!!" moment. so much babygirl energy.
a nonbinary white human in a brown crop top taking a selfie with their face covered with an emoji.
a grumpy, stylized yoongo in pen and watercolor
a pink baby Keke Mato, B.A.P's little mascots (think BT21) in a set of blue pajamas. Matos are basically alien bunnies. Just roll with it.
Yongguk (@bangstergram)'s instagram story, with a screenshot of a story about the grammies and many hand emojis of different skin colors clapping. He is very far left politically and also their senior in the K-pop industry, so this didn't surprise me, but it's still sweet of him.
Taehyung commenting on this guy's instagram with "we were just as amazed to meet you🙌" in english
purple and red fidget keychains made with pony beads and black cord.
a white person's hand with long nails with a black and white wavy patterned french tip. it's giving zebra.
a purple and silver nail set with 3D motifs and catseye patterns
a screenshot of the above pic on BTS's instagram
top photo is BTS standing side by side at urinals looking behind them toward the camera, bottom photo they are all laughing and smiling together and having the best time after a group piss with the boys, apparently. I,,,too, take photos with my friends in urinals! wait, no I don't.
A Kodak Charmera, a tiny keychain camera that takes little retro photos, in a bright red and white colorway. the actual design is a blind box surprise until you open it.
an ink drawing of a golden orange carp rising out of the water
My pantone birth chart, in colors of sunny yellow, dusty blue, vermillion orange, and terracotta.
hoseok in a black shirt with bedazzled "ARIRANG" on it, black eyeliner, pursed lips, and a giant beanie that says LOVERBOY.
Yoongi on the jumbotron at London in a giant knitted hat with a HUGE clear plastic belt buckle on one side. He is making his :] face.
hoseok in his concert fit, shirt open down to his stomach, biting his lip, BOTH NIPPLES visible.
a hilarious self-view of yoongi with MASSIVE eyes and a tiny mouth with the text [very satisfied]
Yoongi at a beach at night wearing a long rash guard, shorts, and a life vest.
Taehyung at debut in their BTS basketball jersey giving the camera a peace sign. He has light red hair and huge ears and he is a BABY. He is all of 17.
taehyung during the idol parade in a soaking wet white tank top
Give me a fanfiction trope and I'll grade it A, B, C, D, or F. A is the best rating (love it) and F is the worst.
A photo of the Mount Washington Auto Road, which runs through a rocky tundra above the cloud cover. You can see another mountain peak down below the clouds.
my bluesky license, a meme
A black and white cat laying on a kitchen table and blepping with a stupid expression on his face.
a small living room, with the floor absolutely covered in cat toys and and an empty basket sitting in the center of the mess. someone had a temper tantrum, apparently.
Jimin in his Arirang BDSM black leather fit with long blond hair and his beautiful pouty lips and several chains around his neck
a person doing an inverse pull-up/row with TRX bands.
two ankles/legs in black leggings/feet inrainbow bombas. the ankles are wrapped in blue icepacks.
seokjin in his running wild MV where he's literally standing in front of a new pride flag which includes the trans and black/brown stripes. like. *gestures at screen* KPOP IDOLS DO NOT DO THIS.
monkeymousebeardude with his hands spread out and also spread upwards with a general air of "excuse me wtf ?????"
Yoongi in an infamous pink silk suit/pajamas on stage, under which he did NOT wear underwear, and shown here are several shots of his, um. Agust D. as seen very clearly through the fabric.
Yoongi in a pair of brown skinny pants and a cobalt blue hoodie. He is in his baby twink phase and his hair is nearly white-blond. He's sucking on a lollipop and the seam of the crotch of these pants is LITERALLY dividing his balls in half. It looks like he has camel toe. seriously. oh, and he's barefoot (??)
JK in his emo filter with his lip ring on a bed, drunk, side profile.
JK and Jin rolling around drunk on a bed together. Jin is on top of JK.
"It's Impossible to miss the way Namjoon's scent tips warmer, body shifting closer to Hoseok as he mutters, "Let me take you to a craft store." One arm is still wrapped securely around Hoseok's back, and Namjoon's voice comes out low enough to nearly make him shiver. "We'll get you everything you need to start, and we can ask someone there about other books that might help." from Make It Better by HavensHideout
screenshot of text message exchange. mom: a 200 section at the end of a ramp for $134 me: oh wow GOOD JOB MOM!! me: you're gonna see them with your own eyeballs!!
I'm Lost, Can I Come Over? almostblue (fictionalaspect) Summary: "C'mon, hyung. You really going to make me beg you for it?" Yoongi licks his lips, slowly. He hasn't showered in at least two days. He doesn't exactly feel sexy right now, but then--what he and Namjoon do isn't necessarily about sex. Not really. Lust, maybe. Frustration. Catharsis. But not sex. "I thought we weren't going to do this any more," Yoongi says, instead.
A dreamy moodboard of California-themed images as well as 2 boys in a bed cuddling, a sound board, yoongi, namjoon, guitars, and a basketball hoop.
ARMY bestie in a crop top and shorts with a cat emoji over their face. they are kneeling in a bathroom and holding a teensy baby tabby kitten.
"If you don't want to do this--" he starts, but Yoongi kisses him before he can finish. It's soft but firm, their mouths moving together instinctually. "I do," Yoongi admits, swallowing hard. "Sorry, I'm just. Sorry I'm so--me. Sometimes." "I like you," Namjoon says quietly. He leans in for another kiss and it's slick, hot and slow, and Yoongi wonders how he managed to give this up for so long, how he's been existing in the world for the past three years without Namjoon's solid bulk underneath him or his elegant hands on Yoongi's thighs or the way he whimpers when Yoongi strokes him just right. Wonders how he ever thought that he could just stop doing this, how sleeping those other men and women could somehow make up for the loss of Kim Namjoon in his bed.
3J throwing it back on weekly idol like they're in the clurrrrb
Jimin lying on his back on the stage (on the big concert screen), in HD 4k, hair sweaty and messy, necklaces tangled, sticking his tongue out and looking up like he's in a bukkake porn. tell me I'm lying.
Jimin, Hoseok and JK doing girl group dances on Weekly Idol. Hobi is wearing leather pants and working that ass like rent is due.
J-Hope at a debut-era showcase when they let him, however briefly, have a forehead. He's wearing a baggy asymmetrical hoodie and looking to the side as he dances.
a white person's hand holding a sparkly fountain pen with an italic nib on a notepad. the writing says "Hello friend!" in cursive.
Yoongi sleeping on a full bed as described in the tweet. I have so many questions.
2 May is World Tuna Day. WTD is a reminder of how central tuna is to our oceans and to millions of people worldwide. As one of the most consumed seafood products, tuna supports food security, livelihoods, and coastal economies, while playing a vital role in marine ecosystems.
Jungkook in his full black pleather opening outfit getup (think: leather daddy twink), being held against a pillar face-first with his hands behind his head by Taehyung (?). Jimin is also behind him and is leaning in to slap his ass. JK is definitely pushing his ass into the slap. Writing this felt like writing fanfiction but NO, THIS IS CANON NOW APPARENTLY.
namjoon in all black, guns (arms) out, sunglasses, short blond hair. he is at soundcheck and sticking his tongue out and grabbing his dick.
hoseok in a white beater tank top and a white backwards hat. he's smiling really cockily and his muscular arm is lifted up to show his armpit hair (???) which is frankly a very new development for this dolphin man
A very close up image of a cat, showing only his little pink nose and his arms and chest in the shot. He's black and white.
Hoseok in a dark lilac polo shirt (or something close to it) on a place. He has a new, much shorter haircut that is parted in rhe middle and lowkey skunk 90's highlights.
Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I'll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.
No, I think I get it,” Namjoon said. His voice was lower now, raspy and thick. “I’ve been thinking about it and–I’ll smell like you, won’t I?” Yoongi paused his hands, a violent blush suddenly rushing to his cheeks. “Um.” “You find it embarrassing?” Namjoon said, grinning at him. “Really? But you’re a hybrid!” “Not all of us want to go crazy like that all the time,” Yoongi grumbled, looking away. God, his cheeks were on fire. “I don’t–I don’t really. I try not to give in to that sort of thing too much.” “Why not?” Namjoon asked. “You should tell me another one,” Yoongi said, resuming his ministrations and entirely ignoring Namjoon’s question. He purposefully did not make eye contact. “Since the option you gave is already on the calender for later.” “You’re avoiding the question? Wow,” Namjoon said, licking his lips. He arched his back and sighed as Yoongi rubbed his thumbs firmly over his nipples, almost <i>too</i> firmly, hoping he could chastise Namjoon without words. “I really thought hybrids didn’t have the same concepts of shame that we did.” “We don’t,” Yoongi said shortly. “Doesn’t mean we don’t have any shame at all.”