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My specialization is databases, not social media. Subject of His Majesty's Glorious Kingdom of Brexitania

Map showing the village Great Coxwell
Screenshot of news item, heading reads: Madison Chock and Evan Bates: Team USA ice dancers chase individual gold at Winter Olympics 2026 In the photo, Madison looks as though she has 3 legs
Close up of label for kitchen cleaner. Text states "removes up to 100% of tough stains." Up to 100%. Marvellous
Teal: What bin is being collected tomorrow? Too dark out for me to see what people have left out! Green: Green Teal: Thank you Yellow: Not Green, black! Purple: Black ones out in my part of village too Green: Oops. Sorry Better swap mine! Teal: Ah I’ll go change it. Thanks I don't know how we managed before the Internet
Picture of an Acorn Electron, the budget version of the 1980s BBC computer. BTW, Atman doesn't know what he is talking about; keep on hating, folks!
Emperor Palatine from Star Wars sitting in his big chair on the Death Star saying, "Let the hate flow through you." I know it's an obvious choice, but sometimes obvious is good.
An ntl home broadband terminal adaptor (aka cable modem)
A child wearing a Minnie Mouse jumper is partially covering her eyes whilst screaming. IIRC she was messing about at the time, but this photo is at least 12 years old, and the memory plays tricks on one
Picture of HM the K sat next to the festively pumpkin-coloured leader of the free world in a horse drawn coach (horses sadly not in picture). * HM the K = His Majesty the King
A Shih Tzu lieing on her back looks across to her toy squirrel (also lieing on its back)
Forest Gump: Life is like an AI PDF; you never know what you are going to get
Picture from Sky News shows bald scientist holding clumps of hair which is unlikely to be his. Headline reads "Toothpaste made with hair naturally repairs tooth enamel, scientists discover"
Promotional picture from the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot starring Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones. There was a lot of fuss about them not being men, but it's a funny film, well worthy of a sequel
Screen capture from Highlander showing the Shpanish Egyptian who gave Shcotland its accent (played by Sean Connery) explaining the method of de-immortalising Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) by holding a sword to his neck.
A copy of John Wyndham's "Web"; the cover shows somebody in weird specs a distance behind a large skull which is being traversed by spiders
Star wars return of the jedi picture showing the emperor seated saying "let the hate flow through you" I'm not driving slowly to annoy anyone, I just don't know the road and I don't trust this car cos it's (a) a bit crap due to budget restraints and (b) been thrashed by countless other tourists
Photograph shows the shattered remains of a Boden french coffee press. An inauspicious start to the weekend. Farewell faithful morning friend. RIP You will be missed
Bibi the Shih Tzu looking slightly disgruntled with a bad case of morning hair as the tuft on top is reminiscent of a cockatiel. She is currently wondering why I am typing this rather than organising her breakfast.
Book covers: The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham; Agatha Christie's Dumb Witness; Caesar's The Conquest of Gaul; TS Eliot and Nicolas Bentley Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats; Robert Holdstock's The Dark Wheel; Clive Sansom's The Golden Unicorn and Dorset Village; JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit
Screen capture of the IT Crowd. IT guys at a dinner party trying to look normal (striking extremely curious poses)
Screenshot of the Queen Mamagotchi flash game from Viz where you needed to keep her topped up with gin and swan, and occasionally perform a Heimlich manoeuvre or replace a hip. I did not waste any work hours playing this game
Stan Laurel
ShihTzu dog lieing so that only her back end is on a dog mat which could accommodate at least 4 dogs of the same size
Photo of Smiley's Pizza in Hannover. It's next to the petrol station we often use on our way from the UK to Poland or back, and I've thought of creating a Smiley's People related tweet every time I look at it.
Picture of policeman with speed camera. Caption says: Driver reveals trick to avoid speeding fines
Bibi the Shih Tzu on a sofa with disheveled blankets and Mila the Golden Retriever standing next to her. Both looking slightly guilty
Scrooge shouting out of his window
A golden retriever and a shih tzu running towards the camera in a field
Golden retriever
Alan Partridge speaking into dictaphone