Alice Scott

@allyscottauthor.bsky.social

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Now 200% more annoying than I was on Twitter Alleged author, indie bookseller, comma curbstomper THE PRACTICAL MAN’S GUIDE TO CHEATING DEATH and YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES She/they Header by @Yogurtfluff.bsky.social https://alicescottauthor.wordpress.com/

My fluffy brown tabby cat Poppy turned around to watch a video on the tv
Art of characters Egon and Roddy from my short story as drawn by my husband
Two umbrellas draped in string lights forming a heart around a row of books and a small squishable plague doctor in a raincoat. The books are: The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar Don’t Let the Forest In by CG Drews Take it To Your Grave by Louangie Bou-Montes The Saw Mouth by Cale Plett Tillinghast by Clare Cavenagh Herculine by Grace Byron Startup Hell by Caitlin Rozakis That Which Feeds Us by Keala Kendall Volumes 3-7 of Witch Hat Atelier
My book, YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES & Lesser Misfortunes, resting against a floral backdrop with a small stoppered bottle of animal bones
A bunch of books arranged artfully in a spiral as though spilling out of a birthday present. The books are: Project V by Park Seolyeon The Fox and the Devil by Kiersten White The Ending Writes Itself by Evelyn Clarke The Way It Haunted Him by Laura R. Samotin Champion of the Rose Vol 1 by Cat Aquino and Dominique Duran Vengeful by V. E. Schwab The Secret World of Briar Rose by Cindy Pham An Arcane Study of Stars by Sydney J. Shields Time Tripping Over You by Brennon Lane May the Dead Keep You by Jill Baguchinsky There’s also a tiny plush fox in a party hat
Mirror selfie of me in my Trigun cardigan
Artwork of the two main characters from my story, as drawn by my husband
A pink and red jellycat dragon leaning on a stack of books, surrounded by red and white sweaters. The books in the stack are: You Should Have Been Nicer to my Mom by Vincent Tirado When I was Death by Alexis Henderson I Was A Teenage Death God by M.J. Beasi The Gravewood by Kelly Andrew Japanese Gothic by Kylie Lee Baker This Ends in Embers by Kamilah Cole The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan And then on an iPad because I read digital copies are: Wolf Worm by T. Kingfisher You’re No Better by Andrew Joseph White
A tiny doodle of my character Laufey peering through a window, it’s labeled “Slink Slonking”
A small pen and ink drawing of MJ’s character Eos bundled up in a huge cloak, with an arrow indicating that my character Laufey is hiding under the cloak. He’s cold :(
Three little homemade DnD minis on a table with a smattering of dice
A screenshot of Claris from Cupid parasite with a text box reading “despite the delicious cheesecake, despair overwhelmed me”
Strawberry slushies and a bottle of soju
This would be easier with Marco's original corpse, but the dead are easy to come by. Harder to shape, yes, but easy enough to find. Flesh meets flesh and the needle joins them together, stitch by agonizing stitch. The face is a mosaic of the closest approximations of Marco, as the adjustments are easier that way.
A bunch of books spread out on a blue quilt in front of a snowy window. The books are: Hemlock by Melissa Faliveno This Wretched Beauty by Elle Grenier The Body by Bethany C. Morrow Queen of Faces by Petra Lord Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran You Did Nothing Wrong by CG Drews Soul of a Gentleman Witch by David Ferraro Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter by Heather Fawcett
A full sized porch goose dressed up as a snowman, there is snow in his hat and scarf and piled up on the chair beside him
A mirror selfie of my cosplay of Occtis from critical role
Part of a dry erase board list of short stories I’m working on, though partially hidden with emojis. One bullet point reading “The Last Request of—“ is obscured by a skull a journal and a threaded needle “Freaks XL for—“ is hidden behind a bug a bone and a moon
Aj sitting in front of a jigsaw puzzle spread out on the table, a video game playthrough is beamed to the tv
Two pajama onesie’s stitched together to resemble Pin from critical role
Me, my father in law, and the back of AJ’s head all gathered around a dnd table
A white wolf kigurumi but one of the ears and one of the sleeves have been replaced with those of a fox kigurumi to look like Pincushion from Critical Role
My jacket and vest to cosplay Occtis from critical role. I am using a plushie of Big Man from Splatoon as a coat hanger
spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist
A collection of books surrounded by decorative foxes positioned on some blankets. My cat is walking through the shot. The books are: The Keeper of Magical Things by Julie Leong My Roommate from Hell by Cale Dietrich Girls Who Play Dead by Joelle Wellington The Bookshop Below by Georgia Summers A Fate So Cold by Amanda Foody and CL Herman Better In Black by Cassandra Clare Coldwire by Chloe agony As Many Souls as Stars by Natasha Siegel Something Wicked by Fallon Ballard
A brown fluffy tabby at in a box amidst my holiday wrapping station
A selfie of me in a Santa hat that reads FESTIVE AF
A mirror selfie of me in a collared shirt, black skirt, and a plaid sweater vest decked in the cast of A Muppets Christmas Carol
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, peering over a bin of ornaments
WRITINGS OF A MAN IN DARK Or: The Last Request of Gianmarco Bastow-Bell Alice Scott Bellerophon, my darling, my greatest love, I don't think I'm meant to survive this.
Me sitting behind a table of books for sale, throwing up a peace sign. You can see a panel of authors behind me for GMU’s day of transgender literature
Poppy in a bed of Christmas garlands, mid yawn with MERRY SHITSCRAM superimposed over it in red and green text
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat sitting on my bed while I have Hades 2 pulled up on the tv
Me, AJ, and MJ in front of the marquee for a sold out Halsey concert. MJ actually looks dressed for a concert, Aj is in camo, and I’m in a ruffly blouse and suspenders that make me look like I should’ve been lurking in the background of the critical role Halloween episode
Me in a fox pajama onesie with a teal crown and a lantern
Several books spread out in a circle on top of a Halloween blanket lit from underneath. The books are: Beautiful Brutal Bodies by Linda Cheng And the River Drags her Down by Jihyun Yun The Graceview Patient by Caitlin Starling Girl Dinner by Olivie Blake A Feast for the Eyes by Alex Crespo Crafting for Sinners by Jenny Kiefer The Devil she Knows by Alexandria Bellefleur The Works of Vermjn by Hiron Ennes When They Burned the Butterfly by Wen-Yi Li The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow Hazelthorn by C.G. Drews The Sacred Space Between by Kalie Reid
A pumpkin carved in the shape of a crow pecking at a skull
A white plush fox with one orange leg, big button eyes, and a little scarf
The white fox plushie, now with the orange fox plushie’s foreleg and ear, big purple button eyes, and a lopsided 8 embroidered on its hip to look like Pin from Critical Role
Two plushie foxes, one orange and one white, on a tray with some sewing scissors and a spool of thread
A copy of my short story collection collection YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES & Lesser Misfortunes held in my pasty hand in front of a front door decorated with Halloween window clings and a skull wreath
A bunch of books in front of a brick wall on a plaid blanket, sandwiched between two decorative owls. There is a tiny figuring of an owl in the front on a pumpkin that reads “Fabulous Fall” The books are: The Austen Affair by Madeline Bell Everything She Does is Magic by Bridget Morrissy Make Me a Monster by Kalynn Bayron Red City by Marie Lu A Steeping of Blood by Hafsah Faizal The Dead of Summer by Ryan La Sala Defanged by H.E. Edgmon The Second Death of Locke by V.L. Bovalino Extraordinary Quests for Amateur Witches by Kayla Cottingham The Transition by Logan-Ashley Kisner Hollow by Taylor Grothe
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, on my bed. In the background, you can see the video game Hades kinda washed out on the tv
A selfie of me at the Hozier concert
A veritable fuckton of copies of You Weren’t Meant to be Human with worms on Strings in them
A small plastic frog tucked in the coat of a homemade plushie
Lucas from Virche Evermore saying "I’ve cleaned where I could, but if you do notice any mess, just pretend you didn't."
Cows grazing in the field behind my in-laws’ house
A towel with seashells, on it is a beach bag containing a beach towel, sunscreen, and a plushie in a floppy sunhat. Next to that is a stack of books: Roar of the Lambs by Jamison Shea Katabasis by RF Kuang Thief of Night by Holly Black The Possession of Alba Díaz by Isabel Cañas House of Hearts by Skyla Arndt Savage Blooms by S.T. Gibson This Vicious Hunger by Francesca May The Blonde Who Came In From The Cold by Ally Carter The House of Quiet by Kiersten White
Chibi bean drawings of the main cast of my chaos bureau project drawn by @inkanii on twitter
Hannibal Hardincourt spent most of his life lying by omission. He lied to his family, let them think he was the dutiful future family head they wanted him to be. He lied to his peers, let them think he was a stupid rich boy with a mean right hook and nothing more. But most of all, he lied to his brother—his twin- -and let Hadrian think they weren't one in the same.
My characters Hadrian and Hannibal as drawn by AJ
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabbycat, on the kitchen counter sniffing and rubbing up on a pastel cat toy
Sarah Paulson in American Horror Story with blankets pulled up to her chin grinning at her phone
My cat eating dinner, the picture is taken from around the corner so she can’t tell we’re watching
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, wearing a cone of shame. She’s still loopy from getting teeth pulled