almo

@almogg.bsky.social

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34, any pronouns 🐸 lil bit of everything but i play a lot of ffxiv 🐸 almogg gogg (seraph) & hands you a mile long list of my alts & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally threw it in the garbage

a screenshot from silent hill 3 for ps2. heather observes some objects on a store shelf and says to herself, "Huh. Never thought I'd say 'normal' in a place like this!"
one miqote's transition timeline showing her appearance at the end of 5.0 compared to her appearance in 5.3, wearing the same clothing and hair style
a hrothgar in a regal swordswoman's attire, shield on her back, sits on an indoor bench while looking away from the camera. behind her, the trans flag is visible through a circular frame, displayed close by as the room's centerpiece.
an extremely brightly colored and painterly scene of pink flowers and brush completely overgrown through stone ruins. a lalafell in the foreground smiles blissfully to the camera with both hands on her cheeks in appreciation of the striking scenery around her.
eutrope sits on a bench in the twintails training room, speaking to a lalafell beside her who is dressed up exactly like her sister yaana, including a pair of fake miqote ears.
an au ra folds his arms and leans against the frame of a large stone gate at the entrance of a residence. over his shoulder, a lalafell stands high on the side of the stonework behind him, mirroring his stance with her arms folded and leaning back.
a helmless dwarf rubs her face with one hand while grimacing, cheeks very red, stumbling next to a partly assembled fantasy motorcycle in her garage
a clear photo of M11S with my FFXIV static
a FFXIV screenshot of 2 lalafell sitting shoulder to shoulder while The Tyrant floats in the distance in his arena, between pulls of M11S. the 1 waymark is NE and all is right in the world
discord screenshot. (Purple name censored for privacy): almo how do you feel that 7.4 is the version of gnb that's going to be frozen in amber for reborn mode almogg: reborn mode doesn't have the OT/MT distinction built in. plus i think from what they were saying, the MT evolved jobs sorry i just threw up in my mouth reading what (Purple name) said but the MT evolved jobs are just better equipped to MT bc of their skillset. we can
a brightly colored gif that says Happy Nowrooz. a low poly 3d goldfish swims back and forth over some green grass and spring flowers in the background
the Man Standing emoji but it's Lahabrea as he appears while possessing the body of Thancred
a simple 2D illustration of Clyde the pac-man ghost holding a photorealistic 3D can of Dr Pepper
a FFXIV raid clear photo of m10s, AKA the blowjob brothers. overlaid over the image multiple times in various increasing sizes is a blue gunbreaker parse of 69.
A screenshot from FFXIV of the M9S raid during the aetherletting mechanic. The UI is not scaled correctly for the screen resolution, the chat box is covering 1/4 of the screen, overlapping with the hotbar, which in turn overlaps with gauge and buffs and the party list. An error log in the chat reads "Screen resolution does not meet current setting requirements. UI scaling has been readjusted."
a FFXIV screenshot of my static after our first M9S clear, posing around the defeated vamp fatale
another clear photo of the same fight. this time with my regular group. first one i was a fill. ok thank you.
a screenshot of 60% progress into an audiobook of Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
ffxiv clear pic from the new extreme trial. including the requisite "perfect groove" sticker
the same miqote, looking down and away thoughtfully, arms folded and leaning against a wall. she is wearing a black turtleneck with a blue-green leather jacket.
my ffxiv character, a miqote with short hair and a bandaged scar on her face, looking cheekily at the viewer with her hands at her hips. she's wearing a tank top with a work jumpsuit folded around her waist and leather gloves.
a Duty Complete gpose screenshot from FFXIV of my raid static in the M8S phase 2 arena posing around the loot chest.
a macro in FFXIV. it is using the Gimme Kitten minion as an icon and is titled "LOOK AT SUGAR RIOT". every line of the macro is /facetarget.
The Cornservant can be detached from its leafy husk, if you so desire...
a spreadsheet full of multiple tables for 4 different alts, tracking what they have from the rewards of the mogtome event, and tracking each of their completion of weekly/minimog/ultimog challenges
FFXIV screenshot of the duty complete cutscene in M6S showing the party. a hyur pictomancer, an au ra astrologian, a hrothgar dark knight, a miqote reaper, a lalafell (dwarf) monk (me), an au ra viper, a roegadyn scholar, and a roegadyn warrior
Almogg (my ffxiv character, a dwarf/lalafell) wearing an outfit as a ninja with the Seal Rock achievement coat at the Wolves Den
the flexing handshake meme image from the movie Predator, the person on the left labeled "Strident (warrior)" and the person on the right labeled "Almogg (gunbreaker)", over where their hands meet is a shared parse screenshot for Suzaku Unreal, Average 97, first kill 99, second kill 96
an edit of Pop Team Epic manga panels for FFXIV. Almogg holds Garuda like a hammer over her head waiting to bring it down on her party (pictured: Spira, Adelaide, Ritzelgold, Strident, and Aer) and says "Your mother fucking life ends thirty seconds from now."
the action blurred Mr Krabs looking scared/shocked meme image, with a screenshot from an FFLogs profile overlaid showing the new extreme trial, best % 98 (gold) Gunbreaker (Not Locked In)
Almogg wearing a bright red and white disco dance outfit (inspired by a red jumpsuit look from vintage photos of ABBA performing) at the Bestway Burrows dance floor, doing the dance moves from the M5 raid
my alt Almagwen (aka the elf au of Almogg, who doesn't use the mullet hair, but I couldn't help myself)
my FFXIV character Almogg standing unsteady on her feet, cartoon chocobo chicks and starts around her head (the Dazed emote). also she's dressed as a butler ninja
A discord screenshot of a message from Almogg Gogg (me), reading: INITIAL THOUGHTS ON SECURE AND PVP ROLE ACTIONS. SMITE IS CRACKED . SECURE WENT FROM THE WORST MAP TO THE BEST MAP IN THE GAME. WARRIOR MIGHT BE ABSOLUTE TOP TIER TANK RN I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET BUT ITS BLOTA COMBOS WITH THE TANK ROLE KB IN THE SCARIEST WAY IVE EVER EXPERIENCED. AT ONE POINT I PINGPONGED 40 TIMES THEY TRIED TO KNOCK ME OFF MID SO HARD. IM IN LOVE (Image of a Frontline results screen, my team (Adders) won and sorted by highest kills, i'm top with 13 and the next highest is 7. KDA is 13/0/27) WHO NEEDS NINJA LB. SMITE KILLS AND RESETS EVERY TIME YOU GET A KILL OR ASSIST. LMFAO. LMAO thank you for attending my adrenaline fueled first match review.
FFXIV screenshots of two players in Ul'dah's main street with campfire minions lined in a row, set up as a celebration for Chaharshanbe Suri. They are jumping over the campfires in a line, with another two players to the side, one playing music on a harp and the other cheering with glowsticks.
Sugriva in the new event outfit, he is a miqote with dark brown skin and yellow markings around his eyes, dark purple hair with mint green highlights
Almogg my dwarf wearing her helm with the seneschal prince outfit, the jacket in white, down on one knee and holding up a bouquet of roses.
my hrothgar Rapid Evening wearing the seneschal prince glam with yellow sunflowers in her hair. she has brown fur and red hair in a ponytail and side bangs
my miqote Jakkh wearing the new Seneschal Prince outfit, the shirt and cape dyed blue
Jakkh, a miqote with short purple hair, hands on her hips. she is wearing a black tank top with kinda grimy green coveralls with the top wrapped around her waist, and black leather gloves.
Almogg (a dwarf with helm), arms folded
FF logs profile for the first Arcadion savage raid tier on Gunbreaker, showing: Black Cat best% 60 8 kills fastest 8:42 median 36 Honey B. Lovely best% 49 3 kills fastest 8:57 median 39 Brute Bomber best% 84 7 kills fastest 10:12 median 67 Wicked Thunder (not locked in) best% 66 8 kills fastest 11:53 median 56
Byakko holding Almogg in his tiger mouth hand. Green text overlaid on the image in the style of that rancid Will and Jada Pinkett Smith meme. Diagrams over Almogg labeled "Not Smiling. Legs Open. Pussy Facing The World." Diagrams over Byakko labeled "Smiling More Than Her. Leaning In To Her. Cock Shame. (partially cut off by image) Ugly Sneakers."
(FFXIV) Clip of the Ninja PVP patch notes with commentary. Fuma Shuriken Recast time has been reduced from 12 to 10 seconds. (yay yay yippee) Dokumori Recast time has been increased from 20 to 24 seconds. Effect duration has been reduced from 10 to 8 seconds. ( >:( ) Bunshin Potency of the additional damage granted by Bunshin has been reduced from 4,000 to 2,000 when using Forked Raiju or Fleeting Raiju. Additional damage granted by Bunshin will no longer ignore the effects of Guard when using Assassinate. ( >:(((( ) Doton Reduction to damage taken has been reduced from 20% to 15%.( >:(((((( ) Seiton Tenchu Now ignores the effects of Guard when dealing damage. (wait i thought it already d- the text is cut off by the edge of the image.)
me and my FFXIV static pose on the M4S stage in front of the coffer after our first clear
99 gunbreaker parse fo Almogg Gogg followed by screencaps from Parks and Rec "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
a 99 gunbreaker parse for Almogg Gogg
a female goblin thief with green skin and dark purple hair pulled into two pigtails tied with rhododendron flowers. she is wearing a crop top, cropped jacket, gloves, and pants.
discord screenshot. almogg: bloodfest i love and hate you. do you want to swap jobs for unreal tonight lol other person name hidden: Sure lmao almogg: the balance dot com slash jobs slash tanks slash warrior ...
an FF logs parse of 82 (purple) for Almogg Gogg, a warrior
a blurry FFXIV screenshot from an enemy team's perspective in frontlines. a very small and distant Almogg labeled as a blue team ninja is running, recognizable only by the feather on her dwarf helm.
elf Almogg wearing a white mage glam, a long yellow Ivalician robe with red knitted pants and a candelabra cane.
My FFXIV character Almogg, except she is a lightly purple-skinned duskwight elf (or elezen if you prefer). She is in a Gunbreaker glam with the long coat dyed red, with white fur lining the collar, green shorts and sheer tights with black, white, and red high top sneakers and white gloves. She is standing on an ice floe with polar bears behind her.
my FFXIV character Almogg in a Construct VII mount. it looks like an odd tiny steam-powered mech suit built of old metal and carrying an axe.
An image of Almogg in Byakko's tiger mouth with snippets from FF Logs and XIV Analysis overlaid on top. Text from those read: "Timestamp 2:34, Missing Ticks: Sonic Break had 8 ticks deal no damage." "78 (purple parse) Almogg Gogg (gunbreaker)" "4 instances of incorrect weaving." "You misused 2 combo actions." "Major: 5 GCDs were missed during No Mercy windows."
The results screen of a FFXIV frontlines match showing Maelstrom victorious. Almogg Gogg (ninja, Maelstrom) with 11/0/53 for kills, deaths, assists, players sorted by kills to show it was highest in the match.
Almogg (my FFXIV character) a dwarf with a red helm, standing next to Krile in the Backrooms in Solution 9, both looking at each other. Almogg is trying to look very casual.
Louisoix's final moments, bahamut's lesbian blast (in the colors of the lesbian flag)
my XIV character Almogg sitting in the Goblet housing district by the water, kicking her legs. she is wearing a crafting dwarf helm and the new crafting top with ironfrog green mechanical grip attachments coming out of the back.