Tom Parslow

@almostobsolete.net

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Acceptable code typer. Sometimes-ok food cooker. Brighton liver-in. SaaS company haver. Staff member for two cats. Was @almostobsolete on Twitter before all that stuff. Am currently @almostobsolete@mastodon.me.uk on Mastodon.

Green text on a black background. A few turns of a text adventure being played.
Fluffy white kitty belly
8 lumpy misshapen dumplings in a circle around a soy sauce based dip with sesame seeds and spring onions floating it.
Close up of pasta. Looks kinda like thick tagliatelle. Sauce, flakes of salmon and black pepper are visible.
A cat caught mid leap from a fence onto some grey tiles. His tail is starlight up and hes at the point im the leap where a four legs are pointing down. He's a bit blurred.
Head low in the water, mouth at water level Head tilted back with mouth open Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus Eyes closed Hair over forehead or eyes Not using legs—vertical Hyperventilating or gasping Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway Trying to roll over on the back Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
A tabby cat on an unfinished concrete ledge shot from below against a blue sky with wispy white clouds.
I dialog that says "Cancel this order?" and the options are Cancel or Cancel.
Headline from BBC news: Trump considering selling his Tesla and not interested in talking to Musk yet after public row
A bowl of green muddy looking paste
A bowl of shelled pistachios next to a bowl of pistachio shells on a table with two empty packets and some shell on pistachios in a pile.
Spider Man in Avengers Endgame (I think?) turning into dust
Tabby cat in a weird position. His back legs are in the air, belly exposed, front legs bending to the left sorting of twisting his body around.
8 slightly wonky bagels with sesame seeds on them on a cooling rack.
7 mishappen bagels on a cooling rack. Assorted toppings.
A tabby cat sitting in a very small sink. Sat on vack paws with front paws on the edge. Looking into camera with eyes a little closed.
A lift door with signs one of which reads "do not be overloaded"
A poster for the premiere of "Point Broke" a no-budget remake of Point Break. Sat 20th sep 2025 at the Ironworks Studios in Brighton. Tickets to go on sale mid-june.
Substitutions (1) We’ve tried to pick the best substitute for the unavailable items below. If you’re not happy with these substitutions, you can give them back to the driver and we’ll send you a refund. Items Quantity Price Sainsbury's Chopped Onions 500g at a quantity of 3 £2.97 Substituted with Sainsbury's Sliced Mushrooms, Inspired to Cook 500g at a quantity of 3 £2.97
Some crudely drawn graffiti letters onom the side of a small park building (with grass on its roof) spell out "TRUMP MEANS FART" in pink angular capitals letters.
A grubby looking toy mouse. It has a grey body and big yellow eats. A label on the side says "bam!"
White thick Soup with some croutons red onion and a splash of black balsamic glaze
A cat with a white chest and tabby back sits up in a window looking longingly out and up
A very chilled out cat under a blanket being stroked by a human hand. A red and white spotted hat water bottle cover is visible. The cat's white chest, front leg and nose are visible along with his tabby head. His eyes are closed and he looks asleep.
A sleeping cat with white face and front paws and a tabby back.
A sleeping cat with tabby back and white belly and face
A cat with a tabby back and white belly lying on a blanket with head turned towards the camera blurred with mouth open
A basque burnt cheese cake
A succulent chicken stock pot
Some rough shaped cookies on a plate with visible chunks of peanut
A cat sleeping next to some tangled cables
Tabby cay being cradled like baby with his belly exposed
Chat from an account called "Jenny" saying "Hello handsome"
A plate of 8 egg tarts. The egg filling glistens and has dark spots