Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨

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Computer toucher, wannabe author, mediocre photographer, knows how to scribble a pen on a touchpad sometimes, general idiot. she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

An image of an excerpt of text, with the word "out" highlighted for the prompt. “Nope, but you’ve still gotta do something. Even if you know it’s useless, even if it’s just to keep them sane as they’re draining out onto the pavement, you have to be the one that keeps it together for their sake.” Caitlyn wearily rubbed her eye with the palm of her hand, sighing deeply. “The first time for me was an old lass. She was already cold by the time we got there, passed in the night and her fella had only realised when he woke up in the morning. I remember the house as we’d walked through, all the pictures hanging in their frames showing off the kids, the grand-kids, all sorts. The whole time we were cleaning up and taking him through what was happening, nobody else showed up.” “Their family wasn’t with them?” “Not a soul, not a peep. Not even a phone call. I’d asked him if there’s anyone he’d like us to help get in touch with and he’d just shrugged and said no. I even remember the music…it was one of those old Sinatra tunes, Witchcraft I think. Just jinglin’ quietly in the background the whole time. Bloody surreal.” “I can imagine.” “That wasn’t the hardest part though. A few months later, another call came in. Same house, only it was the neighbours. A welfare check, they hadn’t seen him in a while and nobody was answering the door. You just know in your heart what’s coming…walking through the darkness down the same hallway, past the same pictures, to the same bed. Only this time, there’s no music.”
Miles O'Brien, a union man and chief engineer in Star Trek, screaming in pain.
The Doctor Who logo, a blue diamond with silver lining with large gold lined writing. It reads "CURRY SAUCE ALL OVER YOUR ANUS. DELISH"
A box containing multiple four packs of God's greatest gift to Her creation, the humble Chorley Cake. The cakes themselves are round discs of pale pastry stacked on top of each other. The pale yellow and purple box has a shelf-side label that clearly states "Real Lancashire Chorley Cakes containing pure butter", just as God intended.
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A screen shot of the Doctor Who opening titles, with smeared blue and white etheric light representing the Time Vortex. Some text is visible: "Yeah well you never fucking know when it matters" - paraphrasing a Fourth Doctor outtake where he has a sweary outburst at K9
A screen shot for the Doctor Who opening credits, a swirling smear of blue and white etheric colours representing the Time Vortex. Some title text is visible: "Is that yellowface? You can't do that, c'mon" referencing the Fourth Doctor era episode Talons of Weng-Chiang
Two images of Peter Capaldi playing The Doctor in Doctor Who. He's dressed in a dark navy hoodie open with a black t-shirt beneath. In the first panel he's just got out of. A black SUV and is looking past the viewer with a grimace. He says "London." In the second panel he's raised his arms to a T shape and is proclaiming "What a dump."
A scene from the Channel 4 TV series Dark place. Two doctors are depicted in a dingy hospital corridor, one is masculine, one feminine. They've just had been having a discussion: "Was it after Dag, or the hospital?" "Or both?" "Or all three?" The image caption focuses on the line "Or all three?"
Sir Keir Starmer once again pulling the facial expression of a man who has caught his genitals in his trouser zip, much akin to his electoral strategy
A fake Burger King logo that instead says MARSTER SARSTER
A picture of Sir Keir Starmer with the expression of someone who has trapped his genitals in his trouser zipper again
A young lad is pictured clenching so hard that the veins are visible in his neck and forehead
A scene from the classic cartoon satire show Monkey Dust, depicting NHS surgeons mid-operation surrounded by Tony Blair making announcements from every monitor in the room
An image of Hans Moleman from the Simpsons in the scene where he weakly protests that he was saying boo-urns
Sir Keir Starmer pulling the facial expression of a man who has just caught his nuts in his trousers zip, which metaphorically aligns with his current political strategies.
An edited scene from Futurama where upon hearing "Attie can use AI to build custom feeds", Professor Farnsworth correctly responds "Tell Attie to fuck off"
A gif of Morpheus from The Matrix sat in a red leather chair explaining the war to Neo: "We don't know who struck first l, but we do know it was us who scorched the sky"
A screenshot from Clearsky showing that the user "jacko381" was originally registered as "greenpartyexposed" on 12/20/2025
A screenshot from the game Supreme Commander depicting two heavily armed back and red battleships sprouting large mechanical legs and strolling nonchalantly out of the ocean and up the beach as though it's nothing.
“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.' 'Why not?' 'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”
Sir Keir Starmer standing in front of a red background with a pained expression from standing on yet another rake
A picture of Sir Keir Starmer with the pained facial expression of someone who has absolutely fucked it
A logo celebrating Pokemon's 30th anniversary, with a stylised 30 in Ghost type purple. Mismagius, a ghost type Pokémon is peeping out of the 0. She's dark purple and shaped like a ghostly witch with red gems in her chest and a protrusion that looks like a witches hat on her head.
A very delicious bowl of ramen noodles mixed with greens, onions, gojuchang pork belly, and a tea-stained egg. There is another plate of noodles in the background.
A fake BBC News announcement with some sort of dog-like homonculus sat next to a green blanket while staring at the camera, with the caption "Scientists reveal the secret"
Jose Murinho at a press conference looking into the middle distance and saying "I prefer not to speak, if I speak, I am in big trouble"
A comic depicting a young man angrily decrying "I don't like thing!" A beautiful angel bathed in heavenly light descends and hands the idiot a piece of paper that simply says "ok"
A screenshot of what a UK user sees for an Imgur link now: a colour gradient with the Imgur logo and the words "Content not viewable in your region"
Homer Simpson looking at a sign with strategically placed slices of cheese causing it to read "do it for sixty four slices of American cheese". He is shirtless, pantless, and looks like he may have gone blind.
A blonde haired woman drenched in water, looking towards the viewer with a pensive look with a touch of fear. Her skin is pallid, her blue eyes shine with an unnatural cats-eye like effect. She's wearing a yellow blazer over a pink strawberry themed dress, both of which are also soaked wet through.
A woman with long ginger hair and greenish eyes investigates something with a slightly concerned expression. She's wearing a red leather jacket and is holding an active flashlight just off to the side
A limited edition Tesco Strawberries and Clotted Cream sandwich. It's a slightly seeded bread with a sliced strawberry and cream filling, sliced into triangles.
A woman wearing glasses is angrily biting her laptop
The face of a white cat that looks like it's had enough of life and is just tired of it all. It's eyes are heavy with the weight of a thousand days of hardship. It's ears droop, bereft of joy. Perhaps it's thinking of how life as a kitten was overflowing with carefree happiness and not having to know what taxes are. All it wants is some rest, but there is no rest here for the wicked. No rest at all.
An extremely rough drawing of a woman wearing a lab coat and holding an iPad while adjusting her glasses. It's less of a drawing and more "the artist poured digital paint into shapes vaguely resembling a human and hoped for the best"
A digital art image of a four armed red-skinned demonic looking woman with tall goat-like horns and cloven hooves. She is wearing various pieces of gold jewelry like necklaces, rings, earrings, and piercings. She is wearing a dark brown dress with a paler brown floral pattern. She's waving at the viewer with one of her hands.
A made up quote from Mahatma Gandhi that goes as follows: First they ignore you then they laugh at you then you nuke them then you win
A 12 pack of off-white drinks cans labelled BUM Energy, in Blue Snow Cone flavour.
A shaggy black haired gentleman with sharp pointed teeth and red eyes smiling at the camera. His neck bears a ragged scar from a noose. He's wearing a simple white shirt unbuttoned at his upper chest, with a small gold locket peeking out. He's surrounded by an unearthly green glowing aura.
A "1 like = 1 answer" OC meme thing with: 01. Oldest OC 02: Newest OC 03: Favorite OC 04: Favorite OC design 05: Main reason for making OCs 06: Describe character creation process 07: Do you ship your OCs with someone else's? 08: Fav OC ship 09: Weirdest OC 10: Villain OC 11: Would you consider yourself nice to your OCs? 12: An OC you've killed (or would kill if you haven't) 13: Any OCs parents? 14: Any OCs you find yourself neglecting? 15: OC that's difficult to draw/write/RP 16: Tallest and shortest OCs 17: Oldest and youngest OCs 18: Do you dislike any of your OCs 19: Have you ever made a self-insert? 20: An OC regret 21: An OC you didn't expect to be popular 22: An OC you didn't expect to love
A clip from an Achewood comic. A man flees down a flight of stairs while his pursuers scream "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE RUNNING FROM?! THE DISEASE IS INSIDE OF YOU!" The next panel depicts the same man getting battered by an angry crowd, discussing how nothing can undo what he's done and that he wants to "taste the fucking curb"
Dory, a blue fish from Finding Nemo, singing that you should keep posting
An announcement with the character Cait Sith from the hit game Final Fantasy 7 wherein they say incorrectly that Cait Sith is pronounced as "Kate Sihth"
A 3d render of a piglet wearing a body suit to make it look like a cat with the quote "I'm being myself regardless of the consequences"