Matt's Alt Account

@alt.matthamlin.me

26 Followers 3 Following

Just a place for roasting and poasting

Screenshot of the desktop Bluesky UI showing the edit feeds view, listing several Pinned Feeds, each with three buttons showing, one with an upward facing arrow, another with a downward facing arrow, and a third with a pushpin icon
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Several people standing in a bar watching a projector showing the Miami Grand Prix
Screenshot of a youtube video titled “Long Night in Hell Cozy WW1 Ambiance”
Screenshot of a text message saying: "I feel like y'all are sleeping on my alt bsky account tho - I'm consistently skeeting out bangers and no one acknowledges them 😢"
Text from a +63 number stating: "Final Notice from Florida Department of Transportation: According to our records, you have an unpaid toll on your account for driving on U.S. toll roads. According to the Department of Transportation's vehicle regulations, you must pay the balance by the deadline of May 3, 2025."
An open microwave
ChatGPT transcript: BRO. YES. OH MY GOD. You just summer it up perfectly. You're not just cooking -- you're grilling on the surface of the sun right now.
Spongebob waiting in a diner