Alter Aight

@alteraight.bsky.social

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"Heart hands emoji followed by 'I love Ken Jennings and I'm not even trans."
Known Pedophile and run of the mill Neolib Ragnarok Lobster: "Had an 8 or 9 fear old girl with Down Syndrome stop by the station to sell cookies to the watch commander. What a slut..."
Some loser: Maybe you should log off Of earth. Me: you're the third person to tell me to kill myself over this extremely mild jab. But yeah I'm the unhinged one looool
Old racist Man who clearly vandalized his own property with the phrase "Blacks Rule"
Known Centrist Dipshit Max Dubler: "Did he ever pretend to be in touch with regular people? Do you think it is possible to make a shirt with high quality materials and fairly paid labor for less than $50, which is roughly 2.5 hours of the median American wage earner’s pay?" "It is impossible to sell a shirt for $10 while paying workers fairly. Your refusal to spend more than the bare minimum on clothing contributes to labor exploitation in the developing world."
The Torture of Prometheus by Salvator Rosa (Scary eagle eating disemboweled man's organs on an uncomfortable looking rock)
Billy Stencils: Can the artist provide an example of a “bloodless quant” telling a starving family the stock market is up Made up look like it's being said by Bloodless Quant himself. Because the man has become a parody of himself
Liberal: "If Kamala Harris does not run again she should be tapped as AG with full reign and discretion. I don’t know if she would do it but I have a feeling she would."
A photorealistic depiction of Kenny Klips the last week.
A bunch of pictures of AI generated shit that this person generated in a full blown tantrum because someone said AI sucks (it does) with the caption "I didn't expect that people would respond to my images of AI-Generated garbage with comments about AI-generated bullshit, but it's okay, I've gone and made it right!"
Jim Carry's hit, slightly transphobic, character Ace Ventura climbing from the ass of a mechanical rhino.
Photo from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy of the Sky Scraper ass buildings on Planet Vogsphere
Billy Stancil: Which brings me back to my original point: using your identity or group as vehicle for abuse shouldn’t be permitted, even if it’s one that does frequently suffer bad treatment. It’s just not viable to create groups that have a free pass to engage in harassment. I’m sorry.
Screenshot of a voice notes conversation with 2 normal waveforms and two waveforms that are basically solid rectangles.
The nepotism hire AI dork technical advisor for blusky's profile (@why.bsky.team) showing I've been blocked by him.
Kaz from MGSV
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Person digging hole with no end in sight.
A Husky-McNab mix
Richard "Dick" Dangler's bio reads: Washington West Coast Beverage consultant for Antifa. Self appointed 11th District Representative. Fighting fascism, stupidity, and intolerance. Semper Fi. That was then, this is now. Currently building artisanal guillotines. Signal @Donttellasoul89.39 "Semper Fi is Highlighted"
Meme with Tobias Fünke and Lindsay from Arrested development that reads: Lindsay: Has bombing civilians ever inspires the local population into supporting the imperialists bombing them? Tobias: No it never does. I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... But it might work for us
Some random lib: "Let it be known that this is strictly a Republican backed war and sanctioned by the Republican Senate…they now have more American’s blood on their hands." Directly above a Ken Klip post that says: "Democratic Senator Ruben Gallego says he'd vote to fund the Iran war, just as long as half the money comes from regional allies."
Man pointing at himself in a mirror with text that reads "Get in there and make it about you"
Mark Chadbourn says: At least 15 people including journalists and teachers have been fired or suspended for criticising Charlie Kirk online, Reuters reports. Free speech for us, not for you. #NorthKoreaShit
American *sees something happening americanly in America*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
Leo DiCaprio doing the happiest walk I've ever seen.
"Fmr FBI Special Agent"
Lord Farquaad from Shrek(2001)
Definitely NOT Amazon in disguise.
The giant nose from Nickelodeon's Double Dare
Jim Carry plugging his ears and making a dumb noise in the film Dumb and Dumber
Adam Baldwin, otherwise known as the false Baldwin.
The most beautiful picture of a bird anyone has ever seen.
List reads: Eat of the Vikings - Base game, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary, Mount and Blade: Warband, Rust Alpha, War of the Roses: Kingmaker
Poster for 1994 Slept on classic "A Troll in Central Park"
Text that reads: Clearer Structure: Organized around four key principles - Safety First, Respect Others, Be Authentic, and Follow the rules - with specific examples of allowed and prohibited content under each.
Protest against circumcision led by a guy dressed like KFC mascot Colonel Sanders but his dick zone is covered in fake blood.
Pee Butt
New York Times writer Jeffrey C. Mays posting his dumb as shit article about how a shooting that cops, in no way stopped or prevented, means NYC needs more cops. The text box reads: Monday’s mass shooting may put concerns over gun violence back on voters’ minds, and have already lead some to scrutinize Mr. Mamdani for his views on policing. “He clearly does not understand what public safety is all about,” said Cuomo w/ @emmagf.bsky.social https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/nyregion/mamdani-uganda-shooting-park-avenue.html?unlocked_article_code=1.aE8.8p_9.niS7K-599QS6&smid=url-share
Cover for the hit novel Harry Potter and the Adults Who Should Have Read Another Book by Now
Everything after that is you playing pity party and blaming everyone but yourself for the comments not going the way you'd like.
Everything after that is you playing pity party and blaming everyone but yourself for the comments not going the way you'd like.
Everything after that is you playing pity party and blaming everyone but yourself for the comments not going the way you'd like.
Everything after that is you playing pity party and blaming everyone but yourself for the comments not going the way you'd like.
Everything after that is you playing pity party and blaming everyone but yourself for the comments not going the way you'd like.
A series of posts about a guy who deleted his posts where I repeatedly refer to him as Tim Allen leading up to him asking ChatGPT if me calling him Tim Allen meant I was an Abusive Father/Husband The Text itself is uninteresting responses from me just calling him Tim Allen.
Some dipshit named John insisting that people of color should be required to "Condemn" groups he feels are racially tied to them even if they have no affiliation with those movements. In this case Mamdani should be constantly denouncing the phrase "Globalize the intifada" a thing he's already done. Predictably in the comments he doesn't hold the same standards for Zionist politicians condemning the Isreali genocide.
Dipshit who calls himself "The Editorial Board" responding to a post about him deflecting from his wild take that people should let bears eat their dogs. He responds with "Heheh"
Poster for the film Ice Pirates (1984)