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The body text reads: "Chesterton’s Fence is a principle that reminds us to look before we leap. To understand before we act. It’s a cautionary reminder to understand why something is the way it is before meddling in change. The principle comes from a parable by G.K. Chesterton." The phrase "understand why something is the way it is before meddling in change." is highlighted in blue text selection.
A pixelated, monochrome bright green and black graphic reminiscent of the classic retro computer game The Oregon Trail. ​The top half depicts a pixel art scene against a solid black sky, featuring a silhouette of mountain peaks drawn with vertical green lines. Below the mountains, a green covered wagon is pulled to the left by an ox on a path lined with vertical green stripes. ​The bottom half features a large, green-bordered rectangular text box on a background of dense vertical green lines. Inside the box, pixelated green text reads: "You have died of diarrhea lettuce."
An informational graphic with a thick red border and a white background. At the top center is the TWA logo—consisting of two overlapping gold globes with the bold red letters "TWA" inside—positioned above the red, italicized word "Museum". ​The center of the graphic features four blocks of centered black text that read: ​"On July 17, 1996, TWA Flight 800 departed New York’s JFK Airport and never reached its destination. All 230 passengers and crew members on board were lost. ​On the 30th anniversary of this tragedy, we pause to honor their memory and invite you to do the same with a moment of silence on July 17th at approximately 8:31 p.m. EDT (7:31 CDT). ​To the families, friends, and colleagues who have carried this grief for three decades—we see you, and we thank you for trusting us to tell your family members’ stories here at the museum. ​The legacy of TWA is one of connection, of adventure, and of the people who made it all possible. Today we hold space for those who never made it home." ​At the bottom right, the text is signed in a red, italicized font: "-TWA Museum Board & Volunteers".
A sketch by Jane Rosenberg of former President Donald Trump seated in court on April 19 as the final jurors are sworn in during his criminal trial. Jane Rosenberg/AP
States in green have legislation in place supporting the end of time changes. The states in white do not. The brown states are already ahead of the curve and don't flip their clocks back and forth like it's 1918 or something.
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AI image detection suggests photo is 66% likely to be real, 34% likely to have AI usage
An image with a dark blue background featuring two white, bulleted text points detailing political polling shifts: ​Bullet 1: After voters hear balanced biographies of both candidates, Dr. Andrews takes the lead, 46%–43%. ​Bullet 2: After learning more about Graham’s record, Dr. Andrews expands her lead to eleven points, 48%–37%.
Mr Williams' Satan welcomes Graham to Hell
Sen. Graham after the Thanos snap with a quote referencing long time skit from Seth Meyers
White billboard with black lettering as seen in Memphis TN It reads: Having doubts? You are not alone. https://leavingmaga.org/
Apache helicopters flying over a SC beach
Tell Williams explains that believing women is a responsibility that extends beyond political convenience
Russell Casse seen here wondering why he had to be played by Randy Quaid.
Engagement photo of Travis and Taylor
Confederate flag of treason
A person with short, styled hair and glasses smiles while looking at the camera. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Trump is REFUSING to cancel the July 4 rally, even tho temps in DC could hit 107 degrees. Claims he will be there at 1pm, during the height of the heat of the day to speak for 2 hours. UNRELATED: THREE Presidents have died on July 4th in a year ending in 6. Thomas Jefferson - 1826, John Adams - 1826, James Madison - 1836."
The epitome of tacky has added more tacky to the tackiest tacky to ever tacky.
Frazzled mother saying either he's crying or I am
National mall with green grass and no people looks a lot like the reflecting pool
A two-panel meme format from the TV show "The Office". In the top panel, a person holds up two printed images side-by-side. The image on the left shows the "Annoying Orange" character with a wide, toothy human grin. The image on the right shows a portrait of Donald Trump in a suit and tie. Yellow subtitle text reads: "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." In the bottom panel, Pam Beesly sits at her desk, looks directly at the camera, and smiles. The yellow subtitle text reads: "They're the same picture."
Former house Rep McHenry seen here with his big boy gavel in the House of Representatives
Historically accurate NC flag used from 1861 - 1865
Historian Amanda Nelson breaks down Trump's losses for the week
Canada United States Mexico All advanced in the world cup
President Donald Trump's motorcade drives on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool as it undergoes renovations, in Washington on May 7, 2026. Photo by Kylie Cooper/ Reuters
Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas Luke: how? Vader: I felt your presents Luke: groan that's such a dad joke Vader: it's funny you should say that
Juneteenth Freedom Day
The Empire clearly winning against the inferior Rebellion
Screenshot of a tweet from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) with a black background. The top left shows his profile picture and a verified checkmark next to his name, with a white "Follow" button to the right. The tweet text reads: "The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!" The timestamp at the bottom reads: "10:35 PM · 02 Sep 15 from Manhattan, NY".
Propaganda post from the white house showing a fake photo of a pristine reflecting pool
Green water in the reflecting pool
News release from Edwards Air Force Base, 412th Test Wing, Office of Public Affairs, dated June 15, 2026. The headline reads 'B-52 crashes at Edwards Air Force Base.' The text states that an Air Force B-52 Stratofortress carrying eight people on a routine test mission crashed shortly after take-off at 11:20 a.m. (PDT). Initial indications are that the crash was not survivable, emergency response personnel are on scene, and the incident is under investigation.
Disappointed Cow stares Disappointedly
A view from inside a UFC octagon, looking out through the chain-link fence at the White House on the South Lawn. The blue padding on the top of the fence is clearly branded with the "BUD LIGHT" logo. In the foreground, the floor of the octagon is visible, along with yellow and blue support posts. In the background, the White House stands against a blue sky, with an American flag visible on the right.
Elon Musk as the world's first trillionaire
A stone memorial plaque set in a square concrete frame, featuring a glass center etched with a rainbow gradient and the names of the 49 individuals lost in the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016. The memorial is surrounded by colorful artificial flowers and a memorial wall covered in signatures. Alejandro Barrios Martinez ​Brenda Lee Marquez McCool ​Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez ​Kimberly Morris ​Akyra Monet Murray ​Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo ​Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez ​Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera ​Joel Rayon Paniagua ​Jean Carlos Mendez Perez ​Enrique L. Rios Jr. ​Jean C. Nives Rodriguez ​Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado ​Christopher Andrew Leinonen ​Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz ​Edward Sotomayor Jr. ​Shane Evan Tomlinson ​Martin Benitez Torres ​Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega ​Juan P. Rivera Velazquez ​Luis S. Vielma ​Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez ​Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon ​Jerald Arthur Wright ​Stanley Almodovar III ​Amanda Alvear ​Oscar A. Aracena-Montero ​Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala ​Antonio Davon Brown ​Darryl Roman Burt II ​Angel L. Candelario-Padro ​Juan Chevez-Martinez ​Luis Daniel Conde ​Cory James Connell ​Tevin Eugene Crosby ​Deonka Deidra Drayton ​Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez ​Leroy Valentin Fernandez ​Mercedez Marisol Flores ​Peter O. Gonzalez Cruz ​Juan Ramon Guerrero ​Paul Terrell Henry
Mr Krabs looks at a sign that reads 0 Days without nonsense
​A screenshot of a social media exchange on Threads featuring a post and a reply using Star Wars analogies to describe political figures. ​The original post is by a verified user whose handle "maverick_live" is partially crossed out in red. The profile picture is obscured by red scribbles. The text reads: "Allow me to explain to liberals. The ICE agent is Han Solo and the other guy is Greedo." ​Below it, a reply from a verified user named "fathernathan", whose profile picture shows a man with a beard and glasses adjusting them, reads: "Let me explain this to conservatives. ICE is the stormtroopers. Trump is Darth Vader. Putin is Palpatine. Bannon is Jabba. Miller is the little thing that lives on Jabba's belly. Good is Jyn Erso. Pretti is Cassian. Bernie Sanders is Ben Kenobi. Han is all the folks driving transport for the activists, who are Luke and Leia. And surprise, y’all lose in the end. Victory March and End Title"
2026 SC GOP Gubernatorial Primary sends Evette & Wilson to a run off and shows Nancy Mace finishing 5th
The Late great Norm MacDonald
Each branch has a military ball (navy ball, army ball, etc) And it warms my heart to know one branch will be having Space Balls from here on out
Image shows a large, crowded outdoor gathering or parade where a massive rainbow Pride flag is being carried over the heads of the crowd. A large, semi-transparent white text box is overlaid on top of the image, containing black text that reads: ​"Before pride month starts I’m just going to say this: ​Men’s mental health month is in November. ​Straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight. ​Veterans get two months, May and November. So do some research before complaining."
Jimmy Kimmel Live! wins a 2025 Peabody
Image 1 (Top): A scene from the movie Idiocracy (2006), showcasing a rundown White House lawn turned into a trash-filled yard with an above-ground swimming pool. ​Image 2 (Bottom): A real-world photo of construction equipment, cranes, and staging on the White House lawn.
Screen shot of the DOW as of the time of the original posting It shows 50,644.28
An official theatrical poster for the 1977 film "Star Wars," featuring highly detailed, classic sci-fi illustration art against a starry black space background. ​In the center, Luke Skywalker stands dynamically in white tunic and pants, pointing a blaster forward, while holding a glowing orange-red lightsaber high in his right hand. To his right, Princess Leia stands in a flowing white gown holding a blaster. Behind Luke's right shoulder, Han Solo lunges forward with his blaster drawn. In the upper right background, a massive, imposing visage of Darth Vader looms. To the upper left, the spherical Death Star floats amidst X-wing and TIE fighters engaged in battle. In the lower right, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 stand near a desert landscape with moisture vaporators under an explosion. Floating to the left of Han Solo are the faces of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Grand Moff Tarkin. ​The bottom third of the poster features a white border containing the film's title, "STAR WARS," in its iconic bold black font, along with billing block credits for the cast, writer-director George Lucas, producer Gary Kurtz, and composer John Williams. The very left edge of the white border shows vertical color printer alignment blocks.
SNR working on a vehicle restoration with ASF
“A vintage-style meme shows legendary TV news anchor Walter Cronkite seated at a newsroom desk in a dark suit and striped tie, holding papers beside an old-fashioned microphone. On the right side of the image, large white text reads, ‘AND THAT’S THE WAY IT IS.’ Below the quote is Cronkite’s name and a large CBS eye logo next to bold white text asking, ‘HAVE YOU CANCELED PARAMOUNT+ YET?’ The overall style resembles a classic 1960s television news broadcast.”
Our Cartoon President - the orange clown - is as entertained as a toddler by the words Space Force
Stephen Colbert shown in 2015 & 2026
Stephan Colbert at his show desk
"I'm never going to financially recover from this" - Joe exotic
Comics Unlimited with Byron Allen
John Lithgow reads a farewell poem to Stephen Colbert
A screenshot of a Tumblr thread containing a series of comedic posts about time travel, dated March 2022. ​The first post is by user "derinthescarletpescatarian" and reads: “'If I had time travel I’d [redacted]' 'If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated' you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.” ​The next post is a reply by user "stavarosthearcane" that simply says: “Good Job.” ​The original poster, "derinthescarletpescatarian," reblogs their own post three days later with an underlined hashtag that reads "#this post gets me every time" and adds the comment: “It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been”. ​The final reply is by user "heroofthreefaces" who delivers the punchline: “do you think no one else has time travel”.
Artistic rendering of Mars and Phobos courtesy of dailydose.blend
NASA's Perseverance Mars rover used its Mastcam-Z camera to capture the silhouette of Phobos, one of the two Martian moons, as it passed in front of the Sun on Feb. 8, 2024 Photo courtesy of JPL
ABC journalist Rachel Scott