AltTaxPro

@alttaxpro.altgov.info

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#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger

A screenshot of Bluesky at the top of my feed, where it says "Discover" - the first trending result right underneath it is JIMOTHY the short-spined raccoon in Seattle WA who has reached peak internet fame
A pouch of Cuban black beans by A Dozen Cousins
A picture of a sign at night at a Chevron gas station. $5.799 Regular if paying by cash $5.899 Regular is paying by card $7.399 Diesel
Windows desktop background of two Galapagos Penguins swimming; the photo is partially above and below the water line; the water is crystal clear, the sky is blue and sunny, and the penguins are majestic. Found only in the Galápagos Islands—a volcanic archipelago about 600 miles off Ecuador's coast—this species lives farther north than any other penguin. Cool, nutrient‑rich ocean currents make this equatorial habitat possible by supplying food and keeping surrounding waters within survivable temperatures. Compact and agile, these birds spend much of the day in the water to stay cool. Due to their restricted range, they are especially susceptible to changes in ocean temperature and food availability. On World Penguin Day, this rare tropical scene highlights the remarkable diversity of penguins worldwide and the fragile balance that sustains species living at the limits of their habitats.
Grocery description reads LINDOR ASS WHITE CHOC TRUFFLE
Photo of 7 candy hearts that say: FLIRT SOUL MATE OOO LALA COOK FOR TWO SPLIT BILL JOINT ACCOUNT BUY IN BULK
A photo of a fridge with magnetic letters that spell out THE EPSTEIN FILES BETTER START TURNING INTO THE EPSTEIN TRIALS REAL GODDAMN SOON
Screenshot of Google search result about project salt box. One of the top results was from Facebook - a post by AltNPS with comments mentioning Rachel Maddow's show last night.
A photo of a Monchhichi doll which was popular in the early 80s
A photo of the White House. Construction equipment is tearing away the East Wing, demolishing it for the Shitstain's shitty ballroom.
A screenshot of an AI slop video about the 80s. 3 teens are sitting on a brick nook of a store and smiling.
A screenshot of the OP's post with a screenshot of bot posts about Hurricane Erin. My screenshot is from the "trending" section, and includes a bot post above OP, which is also the first bot post in OP's screenshot. In 37mins the bot post went from 96 likes to 231.
Screenshot of Google Maps - Western Washington, Olympic National Park - Bear Gulch Fire. Staircase Trailhead is closed. Copper Creek Trailhead has evacuation orders. Wagonwheel Lake to the north is likely covered in wildfire smoke.
A screenshot of my OP showing the quoted post says "Blocked" to me.
Screenshot of a post by hjsboy.bsky.social that I quoted in my OP here: "theres new ppl showing up so periodic reminder that @pronouns.diy exists and you can use them to get your pronouns stickered under under your dn and see everyone elses pronouns" This was in my feed so that's the only reason I was about to screenshot this after being blocked. I just can't click on the post or the user without getting the blocked notification.
"your e-cards": pencil drawing of a man in a suit with his right arm up, index finger pointing, he says: "You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again."
A sepia toned picture of a Cherokee family. In relation to this post, this is not my "Homeland". Where I originally grew up was violently taken from the Cherokee Tribal Nations as they were forced away from THEIR HOMELAND to endure the Trail of Tears.
Satire headline: Zohran Mamdani Responded "Just Saw This" but Read Text Two Days Ago, Says Read Receipt
NYT Fake headline "Zohran Mamdani double dips his chips
A picture of my TV - Amazon Prime Video - the movie Sniper: The White Raven is listed as available to rent or buy.
A black button that says "the real jesus forgives your Jesus for being a greedy republican warmonger. My hubs has owned this pin since the 2nd Bush Shitministration.
A picture of my pizza for dinner tonight: Goat cheese Roasted veggies Mushrooms Black olives Pine nuts Pineapple Bacon
A picture of the t-shirt I'm wearing today. It's black with the words: Love. (In red) Empathy. (In orange) Compassion. (In yellow) Inclusion. (In green) Justice. (In blue) Kindness. (In purple)
A screenshot from the Whale Alert app of the Puget Sound area between Seattle and Bremerton showing Transient Biggs Orca sightings today. 2:10pm - 05.31.2025: "Number Sighted: 6 Comments: [Orca Network] T65As southbound" App from whalealert.org
Manipulation is when they focus on how YOU REACTED instead of how THEY TREATED YOU
A GIF of Henry the vacuum cleaner trying to suck up a white powder, but he'll never meet or beat the levels that Coke Nose Junior Shitstain can hoover up into his 1 brain cell.
Screenshot of the moronic Lindshit Graham post from Xitter saying: "I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but i would ask the papal conclave and catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility! The first pope-us president combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke..... trump MMXXVIII!"
Screenshot of a letter from Cigna Healthcare saying "we made a mistake and we're sorry" because they sent a letter 8 months earlier saying a primary provider was now out of network.
Screenshot of a Google search showing Zero news results found relative to the original poster's claim
A screenshot of one of my investment account activity for just today. It looks kinda like _| with a level off at the top. The spike was around 1pm.
Screenshot of the past week of investment history in one of my accounts. It looks like a jagged "w" but shows the ridiculously valuted gain because of the tariff pause.
Armchair Activists - First Division logo
cover of the German magazine Stern from September 2020. Shitstain is on the cover looking gross and haggard as usual. The cover headline says: AMERICAN PSYCHO Wie Donald Trump systematisch die Demokratie zerstort (translation: how Donald Trump is systematically destroying democracy)
history.navy.mil website has a gigantic red banner on it thanks to the Shitstain and his Shitministration:: "CONTENT ON THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN REVISED OR REMOVED TO ALIGN WITH THE PRESIDENT'S EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND DoD PRIORITIES IN ACCORDANCE WITH DoD INSTRUCTION 5400.17, 'OFFICIAL USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR PUBLIC AFFAIRS PURPOSES'"
Picture of pizza with bacon, black olives, pineapple, artichokes, and pine nuts with a metric fuckton of cheese
Picture of an Alaska Airlines plane with the words EDUCATION IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON WE CAN USE TO CHANGE THE WORLD. UNCF is on the engine.
A screenshot of the stock price history of Tesla for the last month. The stock price has dropped 24.61%
The reasons for the RIF: Compliance with the Executive Order "Implementing the president's department of work efficiency workforce optimization initiative, dated February 11,2025. THE COMPETITIVE AREA IS NOT MANDATED BY STATUE; therefore in accordance with the Executive Order, it SHOULD BE PRIORITIZED for the department's RIF
Ding ding ding we have a winner
A colored wheel split out with 7 phrases that are the answer to "you may ask yourself"... It's all lyrics to "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads. The single was released on Feb 1 1981. Now I really feel fucking old AF.
Jesus fucking Christ playing peekaboo and saying I have nothing to do with this
The OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE IG account posted a photo that looks like a Time Magazine cover, with TRUMP where it would say TIME. Lower corner says LONG LIVE THE KING. Photo of the Shitstain with the most shit-eatingest of shit-eating grins, WEARING A FUCKING CROWN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME The post description says: "CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!" This text is what the actual Shitstain posted on his Falsefuckstapo Social account.
Emma Stone on the SNL50 anniversary red carpet, holding a container of popcorn. BUT WAIT THERE's MORE! Her adorable red dress has huge pockets and they are STUFFED WITH POPCORN
Screenshot of one of my posts including the NEW "VERIFIED #ALTGOV" LABEL WOOHOO WE'RE OFFICIAL BITCHES!!!
Jesus H Fucking Christ aka JTFC over here blastng Shaggy in his bedroom. Bruh. IT WASN'T ME (Pic actually says "I have nothing to do with this")
https://www.reginfo.gov/public/jsp/Utilities/index.myjsp A screenshot showing the existence of an app for the website. Confirmed it's not in the Google store
Photo of my clock that needs a fresh battery because it stopped 11:48. I thought that was the current time, but it's an hour later
Screenshot from Xitter of a Magat commenting to Ro Khanna, then getting owned. Magat: "Did you want to hear the stories of the unvaccinated who lost their jobs? Khanna: "Sure. And I was open to hearing the stories of those who just had a misdemeanor for going into the Capitol on Jan6, if you would acknowledge that those who hit police officers or destroyed property shouldn't have been pardoned.
Screenshot of the Gulf of Mexico in Google Maps, showing under the "Reviews" tab that review posting is currently turned off
Popup notice on Google Maps regarding the Gulf of Mexico: "Posting is currently turned off for this type of place. Some types of places are more likely to receive posts, like reviews, THAT VIOLATE GOOGLE POLICIES. To prevent this, Google has TURNED OFF POSTING."
A picture of the Gulf of Mexico with text flashing: "Gulf of Don't Pay Attention to all the Stupid Shit You'll Miss the Major Shit"
A "your ecards" sentiment: a man throwing papers, and the card text says: "Fuck this Fuck you Fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you motherfucker and for all of you looking at me FUCK OFF"
Tweet from Sam Altman ( OPEN AI creator) responding to Mucker Fusk saying "no thank you but we will buy Twitter for $9.74 billion if you want"
Screenshot of top of bluesky fed to show the 3-stack to get to profile settings
Bksky account - settings - accessibility - screenshot of how to require alt text before you post
A picture of a blue bird with the text WE ARE #ALTGOV
Snip of Mucker Fusk on Xitter saying Treasury payments need a "payment categorization code" (frequently left blank) & all payments should have a "rationale in the comment field" (currently left blank)
Screenshot of a bksky user stating misinformation about AltGov accounts saying "many" sell merch or fundraise and "no evidence" they are who they say they are.
Ambitchous: the desire to become a better Bitch