Alx / Ay-ay-ron

@alxrogan.com

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ND dad & husband. Reluctant technomage. He/him

Image from The Black Hole movie showing VINCENT and BOB robots
A white dog lays his head on a laptop keyboard and looks at the camera to the side.
A picture of Count von Count from Sesame Street.
White chihuahua poodle mix dog sitting and wearing a tie.
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Video of small chi-weenie dog barking at nothing.
Screenshot on my timeline showing @marghoul posting “ow my tit” immediately above a Paperback Paradise post with a picture of a man standing behind a pregnant woman with the title “A Third Tit”
A mule deer buck is in profile, about 10 feet away from the photographer. His head is slightly turned to his right. He has some small scars on his head and side.
Screenshot from The Last Starfighter where Centauri wishes Alex luck. “May the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times.”
Photo of 2 chipmunks on a wood fence. Top chipmunk is facing away from camera, bottom chipmunk is standing on hind legs turned halfway away from camera.
Screenshot of Safari showing “Liberated Kinkajou Product/Service: Telnet Description: It still exists. Is Remotely Exploitable?: Yes Allows RCE?: Yes Exposes Sensitive Info?: Yes Allows Privilege Escalation?: Yes Is Wormable?: No Other Risks: Rating: head tilt emoji Submitted on: 2025-04-16 17:49:27”
Types of Knives Paring knife Small knife perfect for chopping veggies or hiding in a coat sleeve for self-defense. Carving knife Gives a smooth, clean cut. Good for taping to a bunch of Roombas so you can watch them fight to the death. Steak knife All-purpose table knife. Try holding a few between your fingers and yelling, "I AM WOLVERINE" until your waiter asks you to stop. Fish filleting knife Good for cutting fish. Bad for trying to juggle in your kitchen to impress a date. Boning knife THROW ONE OF THESE AT A DARTBOARD IT WILL BE COOL! Soup knife Used for cutting soup. Haha nah jk soup is a liquid! I'm just goofing - this is for bread. Switchblade These are illegal. If you use one of these to slice a ham then I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE HAM POLICE (seriously, don't do it). Stone Dagger Used for performing forbidden rituals in the woods at midnight. Cutlass This is technically a sword, but you can use one to put mayo on a sandwich or whatever.
Selfie of a man at South Beach Miami. He is wearing a Houston Astros ball cap, sunglasses, and a tie dye shirt.
Very interesting plant seen at Barclay’s campus in Knutsford.
pov photo taken of a laptop on a lap desk with 2 dogs on the left. The white dog is laying his head on the mousepad while the brown dog lays alongside the persons shirt.
Video still of Davin Jaquobis, Dutch, and John Jaquobis (left to right). From the TV show, “Killjoys”.
A white dog lays on his back in the green grass. His paws are up and he’s smiling.
Screenshot of the closing credits of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Screenshot of alxrogan 21 days posting insight from skyzoo.blue showing 1 of 1 image posts having alt-text.
Photo of a canal from Gas Street in Birmingham, England
Photo of brown chi-weenie in profile, with a partial background of Aaron.
Photo of Haribo Goldbears with a sticker saying “Fort Bend Votes!”
Picture of a lizard clinging sideways on a wooden plank.
A poster showing a wolf with the following text, “COYOTE ALERT Coyotes have: Bushy black-tipped tails Some fur An EAR The respect of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson IF A COYOTE APPROACHES: -DO NOT TRY TO RIDE IT -Stand tall with arms overhead -Shout in loud, aggressive voice: "I LOVE EGGS" -Stomp your feet and repeatedly chant: "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!" -Do not turn your back or run -Keep shouting "EGGS!" -Eventually, the coyote will think you are crazy and leave COYOTES ARE ATTRACTED TO: -Trash -Compost -New age mysticism -Outdoor pet food -The pan flute -Discarded blood -Wizards -Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson If you see a coyote, please contact your friends and tell them how cool it is, trust me, they want to know. obvious plant”
Headshot of Guy Fieri looking a bit down.
Photo of a hotel from the courtyard, with two long sides and the short side at top. The buildings are black and white, the sky is pale blue.
Small brown chiweenie standing in green grass.
Photo of a man from the waist down. He’s wearing blue tartan pajama pants and black Crocs. He has a tool belt around his waist with a Bosch cordless drill holstered.
Modification of Don’t Tread On Me flag with cobra curling around hand grenade. Text reads, “I swear to god I’ll kill us all if you fuck with me.”
Motivational photo from behind the subject facing a sunrise. Text says “Don’t agree. Kick ass.”
Charlotte (a brown chihuahua & daschund mix) is facing the camera under a cozy blanket and licking her front leg.
The Count from Sesame Street meme saying “twenty-two times … ah ah ah”
Photo of smoked turkey with drum sticks spread open. The skin is crispy and brown.
Brown chihuahua-daschund mix with white face looking at camera under a soft blanket.
A person in a green long sleeved shirt with yellow leather gloves is holding an iron fire poker that has 3 ornamental twists with a small oval handle.
Photo of cute gray bunny sitting in front of a small cup
Photo of chihuahua with a sad face wearing earphones. Caption is “When you’re sad and start listening to sad songs”
Screenshot of Apple Music for blink-182’s FELL IN LOVE song.
The cover art for Jimmy Eat World, “Bleed American”
Screenshot of Netflix cancellation page. Shows member since January 2015.
4 panel comic 1. JOGGING FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF ANIMALS 2. WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM APEX PREDATOR? asks a wolf seeing someone jogging. 3. ARE YOU CHASING PREY? YOU NEED TO CONSERVE ENERGY the wolf says. 4. THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOING? Asks a bear from right side of the panel. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND states the wolf.
Photo of shadows cast by oak leaves during annular eclipse
Cover image for Dude Ranch by blink-182. Shows a black bull facing away from viewer, with stylized brand of BLINK*182* on the rump.
Photo of Erin Gray as Colonel Wilma Deering in purple jumpsuit from Buck Rogers.
Screenshot of Apple Music playing “Memory” by Sugarcult
Screenshot of Apple Music showing the track “Take this to heart” by Mayday Parade.
White chihuahua-poodle mix dog looks at the camera
Picture of weather station showing 94.8 & 54% at 7:07 pm CT