Ragnarok Lobster

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Werewolf consultant, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.

a baby raven flutters from branch to branch of a bigleaf maple tree while begging for food from its parent
clickbait ad that suggests Always Put Stockings On Your Toilet, with an image of nylon hose stretched across the seat of a toilet, obstructing the bowl.
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the canvas roll straining to hold my various carving knives (sloyd, pointy detail knives, a few pen gouges), plus sharpening tools (a whetstone, leather strops), and also a cut-resistant knit glove and a some bandaids.
turnaround of the pine coyote
turnaround of the spruce coyote.
two triangular-eared, bushy-tailed, long-snouted dogs carved from softwood, singing together on moss in the forest. they are both perfectly good coyotes, but the paler one on the left is cruder, with proportions less pleasing and details more haphazard, for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that it was carved with a folding pocket knife instead of my full carving kit.
a chunk of yellow softwood, sawn flat on one end but raggedly splintered on the other. it is punky and rotten where the edges are jagged
a wedgehead siamese and a regular black shorthair snuggled up together on a patterned blanket on an office chair. the Siamese is looking squintily into camera because I woke him up to take the picture. his companion is oblivious, asleep with her forepaws curled over his
colorful south African slipper lobster, a decapod with platelike antennae that make it look like a pokemon
This game presents non-consent light-heartedly and humorously. Consent in real-life must be treated seriously and with respect.
generated "hand-carved train" with a white guy standing next to it in the officially-designated plaid shirt of the simple rural craftsman, according to chatgpt/midjourney/whatever. which way is the woodgrain going? "Fuck you" is where
the menacing newspaper kid from Better Off Dead demands TWO DOLLARS. CASH, before pulling a spring-loaded... comb, and touching up his hair
UNRELENTING FRENZY: hewwo + everypony + bazinga, Causes all creatures within a 100 meter radius to enter a frenzied state for 10 minutes. Whoever made this Skyrim-esque graphic also took the time to spell out "hewwo everypony bazinga" in dragon clawmark runes which I appreciate
a baby raven hanging out on my deck railing, about 8 feet (3m) from me. (its parent is in the maple tree above)
MoonlitSentences on Facebook: She Lost Her Foal, Then Became Mother To An Orphaned Fawn! After his mare miscarried, a Montana rancher watched her grieve three days-crying, sleepless, avoiding the barn. On the fourth day, she vanished. Weeks later, trail cameras caught a loose horse standing guard over a fawn, then walking beside tiny fox kids. The rancher recognized her markings. Rescuers found her in a field, an orphaned fawn curled against her legs. He said, "she didn't run away because she was broken. She ran because she still had love left to give."
norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but it's the version where the brave truth-teller who doesn't think the burned-down school should be rebuilt is facing the viewer
my two borzois nose to nose
grey horse with his ears so far back he's basically doing a borzoi impression, walking toward me radiating resentment from every fine white hair
cover illustration by michael whelan for destiny's road by larry niven. an acrylic painting of a figure in futuristic clothing looking down from a rock promontory on a stretch of golden coastline, with cultivated fields along a canal leading to a spiral city in the distance
Dried cat food, also known as kibble, has become a popular choice for guinea pig owners looking to supplement their pet's diet. While guinea pigs are herbivores and primarily eat hay, fresh vegetables and fruits, some owners opt to provide cat food as an additional source of nutrition. So what nutritional benefits does dried cat food provide for guinea pigs?
"Woodcarving for the Nature Lover: Carving Realistic Wildlife Sculptures" says one page header, and "Unlocking the Art of Woodcarving: A lifelong passion comes to life" reads another. between them, a lazily AI-generated panel of an elk with four legs, five hooves, one distressingly mycelial antler and a snoutlike protrusion emerging from its shoulder blades. the image reads ЩODРС CРИNIING with more garbled nonsense text framing the panel as though it were the layout of a book cover.
angry pingu sitting in a chair
Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll, holding a cigarette, saying Thursday! What a concept! because I wanted "being a person is a fucking nightmare" and couldn't find it in my camera roll.
it's hard to photograph but when sunlight hits California myrtlewood at just the right angle, is has a slight chatoyance, a little bit of a tiger's-eye gleam.
carved face of a wooden unicorn
pale gold and white borzoi in a blue lure coursing jacket, running at full stretch over green lawn
me: here is some personal art. I have labeled it "nude" to be polite but that's not really the focus bsky: actually this is adults-only pornography me: no it isn't, not that there's anything wrong with that, but I applied the label I used for a reason bsky: you're right! it's a sexually suggestive cartoon
fairy brand dishwashing liquid
art by ray troll of reverent hands, some bearing fish effigies, reaching toward a floating salmonid emitting light and electricity. FISH WORSHIP, IS IT WRONG?
a three-headed caique (which is a notoriously rambunctious short-tailed small parrot) hanging upside-down from one foot, squabbling with itself
unspeakable creature with the general outline of a rhino but with the body and legs (uh) of a humboldt squid and the head and palps of a solifuge. everyone say "jesus christ, kyn"
a shark with the head and grasping claws of a praying mantis and the coloration, filaments and tendrils of a flabellinopsis iodinea sea slug floats in a cosmic void
underside of carving, showing hoofy-woofies
4 images show a turnaround of the completed carving, a myrtlewood unicorn laying down and looking to the side, with its tail curled around its haunches
the end of a thick piece of bay laurel, cut down by the power company last year, laid on a moss-covered deck railing looking out over the forest.
a baby raven on my mossy deck railing, looking up at something a little sideways. it looks exactly like an adult raven, except for a little bit of pink still visible at the margins of its bill; however, it is extremely loud and flies like it just got its learner's permit
an AI-generated white woman with a perfectly neutral expression wipes away tears. NOBODY is buying my husband's USA necklaces, the caption says
stock photo of a green sea anemone underwater. the center is indeed very anus-like, fringed with pink-tipped green feeder tentacles
your muted words: enshittification
MAAKYUURII, THE FLAME REBORN is a massive theropod dinosaur, something like an acrocanthosaurus with huge orbital crests, a red feathered mane, and swords and spears embedded in his back armor. he towers over the protagonist spinosaurus in an ashy wasteland while lightning strikes in the distance
the spinosaurus protagonist of DINOBLADE has split into three greatsword-wielding spinosaurs in order to more efficiently render this gigantic hammer tyrannosaurus into bite-sized chunks. said tyrannosaur looks appropriately dismayed
wide view of the fountain of neptune in bologna, showing the nereids squeezing water out of their breasts but also the cherubs with receding hairlings wringing out dolphins representing the major rivers of the world. oh and neptune is also here, butt ass naked, but he's not the most important thing going on
my two gold and white borzois, Neo and Bogue, who are littermates
the loading wheel is now on the block button itself, and does not cause the block button to jump to a new position when loading is complete.
a grey arabian horse extremely sulkily eating alfalfa out of a circle made by a bright teal lead rope on the ground
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skull-boat-duck on still water bathed in orange sunset light. a lot of the duck's feathers are human fingers and the dark spots look like barred windows
this citipati with a katana is not a boss and is not in my way, I'm dueling it in the snow just for fun
scribble of an anthro pig with floppy ears kneeling, turned away from the viewer, a little bashfully looking backwards
GAN image, incoherent in the way that they are, of a plate of laundry, or soup
raven sitting in a tree
cat with yellow eyes and a yellow collar blinks into a sunbeam
plate of greasy chewy bits of bird meat, served with lemon wedges and sprinkled with scallions and parsley. your favorite hot sauce is just out of frame